Bill's New Home

[Drsracing]

Re:hittin with homie Bill

I drove a stock 95 RT10 Viper and it was probally the best Vehical I've ever driven and that's in stock form. I can't begin to believe what this one would be like. I think you should conentrate on a Viper, Vipers are still "it" everyone has Vettes and Cobra reps.

[horns666]

Re:hittin with homie Bill

I think your right man...

I'll go for any damn one ...even the first issue..

They are bad ass!!!!

[horns666]

Re..ATTENTION ALL DUDES..!!

I ALWAYS KNEW IT...There is a guide book to teach OUR women to be wicked bitches..

Look what I found...I was very amused and educated...this was written well over a century ago..
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Emmy...do NOT read this ...I repeat do NOT read this...it may give you "ideas".. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Instruction and Advice For the Young Bride
on the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God
By Ruth Smythers
beloved wife of The Reverend L.D. Smythers, Pastor of the Arcadian Methodist Church of the Eastern Regional Conference

Published in the year of our Lord 1894, Spiritual Guidance Press, New York City

To the sensitive young woman who has had the benefits of proper upbringing, the wedding day is, ironically, both the happiest and the most terrifying day of her life. On the positive side, there is the wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in securing a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her life. On the negative side, there is the wedding night, during which the bride must pay the piper, so to speak, by facing for the first time the terrible experience of sex.

At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride.

One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.

On the other hand, the bride's terror need not be extreme. While sex is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it.

It is useless, in most cases, for the bride to prevail upon the groom to forego the sexual initiation. While the ideal husband would be one who would approach his bride only at her request and only for the purpose of begetting offspring, such nobility and unselfishness cannot be expected from the average man.

Most men, if not denied, would demand sex almost every day. The wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly during the first months of marriage. As time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency.

Feigned illness, sleepiness, and headaches are among the wife's best friends in this matter. Arguments, nagging, scolding, and bickering also prove very effective, if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction.

Clever wives are ever on the alert for new and better methods of denying and discouraging the amorous overtures of the husband. A good wife should expect to have reduced sexual contacts to once a week by the end of the first year of marriage and to once a month by the end of the fifth year of marriage.

By their tenth anniversary many wives have managed to complete their child bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all sexual contacts with the husband. By this time she can depend upon his love for the children and social pressures to hold the husband in the home.

Just as she should be ever alert to keep the quantity of sex as low as possible, the wise bride will pay equal attention to limiting the kind and degree of sexual contacts. Most men are by nature rather perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most revolting practices. These practices include among others performing the normal act in abnormal positions; mouthing the female body; and offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn.

Nudity, talking about sex, reading stories about sex, viewing photographs and drawings depicting or suggesting sex are other obnoxious habits the male is likely to acquire if permitted.

A wise bride will make it her goal never to allow her husband to see her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed body to her. Sex, when it cannot be prevented, should be practiced only in total darkness. Many women have found it useful to have thick cotton nightgowns for themselves and pajamas for their husbands. These should be donned in separate rooms. They need not be removed during the sex act. Thus, a minimum of flesh is exposed.

Once the bride has donned her gown and turned off all the lights, she should lie quietly upon the bed and await her groom. When he comes groping into the room she should make no sound to guide him in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement. She should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an excuse to deny him sexual access.

When he finds her, the wife should lie as still as possible. Bodily motion on her part could be interpreted as sexual excitement by the optimistic husband.

If he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head slightly so that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If he attempts to kiss her hand, she should make a fist. If he lifts her gown and attempts to kiss her anyplace else she should quickly pull the gown back in place, spring from the bed, and announce that nature calls her to the toilet. This will generally dampen his desire to kiss in the forbidden territory.

If the husband attempts to seduce her with lascivious talk, the wise wife will suddenly remember some trivial non-sexual question to ask him. Once he answers she should keep the conversation going, no matter how frivolous it may seem at the time.

Eventually, the husband will learn that if he insists on having sexual contact, he must get on with it without amorous embellishment. The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown up no farther than the waist, and only permit him to open the front of his pajamas to thus make connection.

She will be absolutely silent or babble about her housework while he is huffing and puffing away. Above all, she will lie perfectly still and never under any circumstances grunt or groan while the act is in progress.

As soon as the husband has completed the act the wise wife will start nagging him about various minor tasks she wishes him to perform on the morrow. Many men obtain a major portion of their sexual satisfaction from the peaceful exhaustion immediately after the act is over. Thus the wife must insure that there is no peace in this period for him to enjoy. Otherwise, he might be encouraged to soon try for more.

One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact that the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have been working together all through his life to instill in him a deep sense of guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes to the marriage couch apologetically and filled with shame, already half cowed and subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and relentlessly pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate completely her husband's desire for sexual expression.

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Victoria's secrets are revealed... [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Re..ATTENTION ALL DUDES..!!

OK...I must go Nighty night now..

Gotsta get ups at 7 and make Oat Meal and get Vinny off to school..

Then I have the whole house ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL to myself!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I am soooooooo baked! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re:hittin with homie Bill

[ QUOTE ]
Tommy my wife has a hemroid...

that place is cursed...never to be entered again by any object known to man.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

we're gonna work this out, i am on a mission now to drop even more joy than has already been bestowed on the horns marital bond already.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re:hittin with homie Bill

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!
our very own Emthrax has been renamed "Emtastic Thraxolicious"
just thought you'd like to know.

[Emthrax]

Re:hittin with homie Bill

Ah. I have officially been bestowed upon. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
My Thanks to El Anacin de Kookbat for the honor. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

-Emtastic Thraxolicious

[atomic charvel guy]

Re:hittin with homie Bill

el anacin (spanish for "the headache") and that's me baby!!!

[RacerX]

More BS from homie Bill !

Hey Billzy!

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.htm


Duhhhhhhhh [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: More BS from homie Bill !

Could you believe that trash...teaching women "the Code" all these years..

Guys don't have any "code"...we just pop boners..

My wife just saw my last post , and she is MAD because I told everyone about her hemroid... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'll probably be gone from here most of the weekend...so

Lator!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: More BS from homie Bill !

Tonight is Friday Family Funday!!!

The highlight of the Z Family week...good ol' quality time with the family unit..

Pizza and a movie is in order..NO I'm not watchin' ANY more stupid , cookie cutter ..new horror movies...I'm tired of all of them...

I just watched the NEW Exorcist movie last week and that movie can kiss ny ass too..just like The Grudge , Saw..and all the rest!

There hasn't bee ONE decent horror movie made for a VERY long while...

I may just watch an old classic...like a Vincent Price movie ..or a Luciano Fulci film..

But I think I might go for comedy tonight...

First I'm going to watch the new Soutpark episode I taped with Vinny ... Mr. Garrison gets a sex change just so he can get pregnant ...so he can "have an abortion like every other woman"..and then Kyle wants to play basketball so he gets a "Negroplasty"...that's right ...he's a black kid trapped in a jewish boy's body.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


Man , Trey Parker and Matt Stone friggin' RULE...they are the best IMO !!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

Re: More BS from homie Bill !

Omihell.. I laughed my ass off over the latest Southpark!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I want to meet Trey and Matt and tell them how awesome I think they are. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

BillZ, when's your birthday? I'm guessing... April. You're an Aries arentcha? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Oh no, the new Exorcist sucks? Oh well. It's supposed to come with my Netflix today. I'll watch it anyway.
Pizza sounds so good, I haven't had a pizza for months!!

Ciao,
Emmy

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: More BS from homie Bill !

i haven't had a pizza in years. i'm in southern cal, remember? the worst pizza of all time next to connecticut.

[RacerX]

Re: More BS from homie Bill !

What's wrong with Little Caesar's? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: More BS from homie Bill !

little caesar's is like a cracker with some cheese and ketchup on it. pretty foul stuff but great if you're living on the street.