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  • #1621
    Re: One of my crazy RANTS!!

    Holycrap! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #1622
      Re: One of my crazy RANTS!!

      Emtastic, you forgot the bong.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • #1623
        Re: One of my crazy RANTS!!

        yeps...you forgot the bong..

        actually I don't like taking the gonge with me...too many drug laws to contend with once outside the perimeter of my home..

        I wish I could fire up a doobie and drive...the only time my driving abilty is impaired ...is when I'm losing my buzz... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Beer makes you crash into people ...NOT weed!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #1624
          This is gonna be MY Mustang!

          [ QUOTE ]


          I love the new Mustangs...my sister wants one..and my sister Emmy wants one too..

          [/ QUOTE ]

          2007 Shelby Cobra GT500 - THAT's what I want!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
          Here... looky looky!

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          • #1625
            Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

            Hey Guys ...just checkin' in..

            Yep Em...Ford did a very good job with the Mustang this time..BRAVO!!

            It looks like I am going to buy my Bumble Bee Shelby..

            Well I'm already commited ...so its basically a done deal...My dad is getting my Vette...he can't wait...and I'm getting that bad sonofabeotchy..

            The car is almost ready ..the dude is putting the interior in it ..and if has to get everything inspected with the VIN and BS before I can buy it..

            this will take four to seven weeks...so yes I'm big-time anxious!!

            I already talked to my bro John (CM) and he is going to bolt on a Vortek...yeah baby......oh fuck yeah!!

            but that may be next year...I want to get used to the damn thing first before I go nuts and kill myself..


            I hope all of you had a awesome Easter...Vinny got a lot of stuff...hell so did I...

            He doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny anymore...so the fun isn't as cool I guess...

            man , I remember I had to leave bunny prints and carrots chewins' and bunny crap for evidence of his visit..

            just like milk and cookies for Santa..

            Not no more...it goes by fast...so enjoy the kiddie stuff while ya can ..

            now we go out checkin' out all the ladies instead...he LOVES the hotties...that's my boy!!!

            OK later Guys...My wife is having some minor Surgery this morning...no big deal really...she just removing a mole..

            yes it crawled up there and won't come out..no not that kind of Mole...a Mole - like mole...

            no its not cancerous...but I think she spends way too much time in the Sun...

            Not me...I look like that fag in that movie "Powder"...I'm the most pale , whitest dago that ever lived...well I shun the Sun...for it is my enemy..because it sucks my will to live sometimes...and I'm not kidding..

            Well I stay in the house mostly...with my Air on at ALL time...My house feels like the frozen section at the Supermarket...I LOVE IT COLD!!!

            Blanket Cold!!!!!

            So I guess I'll do most of my cruisin' and playin' at night...I like driving at night better anyways...I hate traffic..and human pollution...I get all closterphobic and stuff...then I start screaming obscenities at strangers and their children if they just happend to be stuck next to me..

            Thats why I like taking Vinny with me...I always make him flip the bird to people for me...we love it!

            I'll say hey Vin...flip that fuck off for me would ya...and he sure does...and he'll hold it out there so proudly....that's my boy...he's an honor student ya know...fuck yeah!!!

            Lateration!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #1626
              Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

              [ QUOTE ]
              I look like that fag in that movie "Powder"...I'm the most pale , whitest dago that ever lived...well I shun the Sun...for it is my enemy..because it sucks my will to live sometimes...and I'm not kidding..

              [/ QUOTE ]

              And here I thought it was makeup........ [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
              Hail yesterday

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              • #1627
                Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                i am a sun worshipper in the highest "degree"
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #1628
                  Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                  You're killing me Bill! I want one of those things so fucking bad, it makes my balls ache. Ya gotta get a ton of pics of that thing when you get it.

                  Just the thought of driving around in that thing, smoking a giant cannon, and gettin' all chewed, it makes my heart go pitter-patter!
                  Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                  http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                  • #1629
                    Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                    Ohhhhhhhhh....Ohhhhhhhhhhh..I can't fuckin' wait to get this Cobra bastage!!!

                    I took the wife to take a look at it..and she fuckin' loves it...well how can't ya.....its fuckin' awesome!

                    I will be the KING of West Park...not that I'm not already.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                    It is so yellow....I mean really YELLOW...yelloe like Emmy's drawing...that kind of yellow..

                    I call it "fuck me in the ass" yellow...yeah that's it!!... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    I just cleaned up the Vette really good for my ol' man,,,he's buying the baby back...keeping it in the family....hell why not ...we had it since new...it only has 32K on it...and a bunch of cool high performance mods as well...

                    This son of a bitchin' Cobra friggin' pops wheelies...WTF???!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                    I will try and not kill myself this Summer...but I'm not making any promises... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    OK I promise I won't kill myself ...

                    but by some chance that I'm badly injured and in a coma on life support...this is my request right here in print!!!

                    >>I WANT MY PP KEPT ALIVE FOREVER!!!<<

                    I going to go to Century Media now for some new metal shopping....the new Brainstorm is out...and that means something to me..they are truly awesome powermetal at its finest!!!

                    Remember kids...Life is all about indulgence...go out and get happy ...RIGHT NOW!!!!

                    You get one shot on this spinnin' ball of mud..make it fuckin' count!

                    Later fuckers! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #1630
                      Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                      Wow, this was on page 3!!!! Anyway, What did Michael Jackson say to Loraina Bobbit?
                      Silly Bobbit, dicks are for kids.
                      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                      • #1631
                        Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                        ^^
                        [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] GROOOOOAAAAAN!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                        • #1632
                          Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                          Hello...

                          I haven't been around much lately..

                          the wife and kid have been on Vacation..

                          I think I need a vacation from their vacation..

                          its cool that my wife is home...but I love when she is working and the boy is at school...

                          I likes my quiet time..thats happy time..Bill Z Bub time...my time!!!

                          I have been in a unusual good mood lately...well until today...there is always some human that MUST frost my nuts..they are put here just for this reason..

                          BTW..my mother-in-law is fuggin' ugly...or fuggly...if my wife ever looked like her...I swear I murder her and start a new.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          BTW again...I'm really digging this Demonoid album...the guitarist is off the hook...cool solos..
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #1633
                            Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                            mmmm frosted nuts [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
                            Hail yesterday

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                            • #1634
                              Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                              Is that like Frosted Flakes? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              Hi Bill Z. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                              Emmy

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                              • #1635
                                Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                                Hey G..Hey there is a new Magnus Karlsson project called STARBREAKER with Tony Harnell of TNT / Westworld on vocals...its pretty light..along the lines of Last Tribe / newer TNT ...But Karlsson is da man!!!!!!

                                Somebody tell Todd (Tekky) I said to pick this up...he'll fuckin' LOVE it!

                                Hey Emmy...how goes it Sis!!!...all things swell I hopes!!!

                                How is the Keith and family!!!!!

                                I hope all of you are healthy and regular....eat your fiber..

                                I smoke my fiber....

                                OK ...I'm going back to the family unit now...I must endure Monday Night RAW with the boy...its very important to him to do this ya know...Quality time I suppose.

                                and my PP will get some Quality time when he gets his ass to bed...so momma can service the ol' powerdrill... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                                LATOR!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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