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  • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

    shit!! I'm going to have to check that out! Thanks for the heads up, Bill.

    which reminds me - still haven't got the latest Firewind album yet.

    And I d/l'd the remastered Enemies of Reality to listen to until I see it in the shops here. Holy sh!t!! What a difference. I liked it a lot before, but now it just kicks soooo much arse. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
    Hail yesterday

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    • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

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      Hey Emmy...how goes it Sis!!!...all things swell I hopes!!!
      How is the Keith and family!!!!!


      [/ QUOTE ]

      We're all peachy, like cobbler. Absolutely swell-o-licios. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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      • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

        CONGRATULATIONS BILL!!!
        World Record!!!
        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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        • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

          It's official, Bill Zeebub is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Bill Zeebub achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!



          Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Bill Zeebub remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

          It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Bill Zeebub is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Bill Zeebub was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

          WELL AINTTHATABOUTABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

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          Can you fuckin' believe this shit....hell who is this imposter....that is rightfully my crown and title!!

          man once I think I jerked it till ther was no skin on it...and then I jerked it some more...I'm good like that! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

            you could squeeze out 37 bill, i have faith in ya.
            just stopping by to say hello, been busy with this world domination stuff. it's gonna take a little longer. gotta fly, see ya.
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

              Yo Dude...yeah I here ya..

              The weather is finally breakin'...and this was the worst , snowiest winter in Cleveland history...

              I too am working on world domination...which by mid Summer...will definetly be acheived!

              Did I mention that I buying a .....COBRA!!!???
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                Cobra REPLICA

                You always forget that part [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                  There are all Cobra Replicas...the real ones are all 200-300K...so when at the next car meet all those pretty cobras lined in a row...well guess what...replicas

                  I only seen one real one in my whole life...and it was pretty beat because the guys drives the thing...they have a aluminim body that likes to ding..he had a bunch of dings...

                  Besides with the technology these days...they are made far superior than the originals...and lighter...and faster!

                  so yeah , its a replica...but who cares (i don't) ..it kicks ass!!!
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                    OK....looks like I'm gone for the weekend....

                    later fuckers! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                      Just checking in..

                      well It looks loike I may just take a breather from here for a little while...

                      The weather is getting nice and I have stuff to take care of ...including myself..

                      I'll be picking up the Cobra next week...the dude just called me and he waiting for the VIN tag to come..

                      then its all mine!!!!

                      that is why I probably gone for a while...

                      well if you had a Cobra...would you be sitting in the house staring at a computer...or out terrorizing the fucking neighborhood...I'm going with plan B..

                      BTW...I RULE!

                      see ya my brothers and sister!

                      Bill Z Bub
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                        Have fun with it Bill!!
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                        • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                          The Cobra is near completion, eh? You'll have to ask John to hook you up with some pics for your JCF buddies.

                          Nice avatar, Jack. lol. "just a fleshwound"
                          Tarbaby Fraser.

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                          • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                            I sent some pics to John...him or I will be posting them on the Cleve Metal Zone..
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                              Well I helped out an old friend Juan from Attaxe to lay down a bass part to an old song called...Metal Messiah..

                              It took me one night to learn with Tall Paul and less than 30 minutes to lay down in the studio...because I did my homework the night before..things went well and easy for me..

                              So...Metal Joe sends me an MP3 of the song....and I IMMEDIATELY notice that "my"...or what I thought was my bass part was NOT flattering in the least...it was very sloppy and very burried in the mix....after another listen...I thought that the bass was just barely in the mix ..this was the reason why I couldn't hear any of my fills and shit..

                              Well , I guess the "producer" didn't like the way the bass part sounded...so he attempted to punch in on a part or two...but he couldn't get it to sync up properly..so he ended up playing the whole bassline himself...and it sounds like it..like complete shit!!!!

                              I'm pissed...I would have went back and fixed what they "thought" was wrong...but decided to replace my part with a much lower standard of performance....well I am a bassist ...an awesome bassist for over 25 years...so I know these things!

                              so I will NEVER play for another person's project again...it was nothing but my precious time , and talent ..purley wasted..

                              if Attaxe ever needed a live player ..I would have done it..

                              the key words here is "would have"...

                              NEVER again...FUCK YOU!!!!!!

                              BTW...It is a very gay , dated song anyways...maybe It was a blessing NOT to be a part of it... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • Re: This is gonna be MY Mustang!

                                Oh I HATE that!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
                                That really blows, Bill. I don't blame you for being so ticked off, I would be too.
                                Nah, definitely not worth your time, your supreme talents can be appreciated elsewhere. Yeah, perhaps it was a good thing! Sometimes shit like that has a funny way of actually turning to your favor, I love it when that happens. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                                Emmy

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