Bill's New Home

[Emthrax]

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Be sure to tell your vet lady that you're kitten gets carsick, so some extra tranqs would be good to send home. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Hope Pico and kitty feel better soon.

Em

[VitaminG]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] You are a wicked woman, Em [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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That is the nicest thing someone has told me ALL day! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
You rule. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Drake S.]

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Hey Em why the change in avatars?

[Emthrax]

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Hmmm... I was wondering if any Star Wars fans would notice that. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
I enjoy the Darth Vatato, definitely, but I have a short attention span and need variation from time to time. Yes, that applies to everything. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Anyway, that little Jedi Spud will be back eventually!

BTW... I JUST found out that M&Ms are now also available in dark chocolate!!!!! OH YEAH!!!
My two favorites- M&Ms and dark chocolate. Can life get any better? I submit that it cannot! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I'm eating the dark chocolate M&M right now Emmy!!!

Yeah its a Star Wars bag of candy..

It says.."Go to the dark side"..

so I said .."sure OK ...I like the dark side"...

so I bought the candy...

what a great sales pitch..

G , sorry about the Boo Boo kitty...

why did the cat jump out the windo....are things going that bad at home... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

I hope the Kitty is doing better....well it probaly won't jump out any more windows...anytime soon..

Pico and his flux Patellas....he walks funny now...that's OK ...so do I... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....BTW ..That producer that botched my bassline...well he got wind that I was super pissed...and now he's all super "concerned" and told my friends that he is going to call me and apologize...

I guess he really didn't mean to do that...he just tried to fix this one thing and dug himself a big hole and he had to do it himself because he had to finish that project by the folloing day...he's not happy with his playing on it either..

they wanted to have me do it again...but I guess they ran out of time I guess...Juan of Attaxe called me today crying the blues..

I told him ...I'll pay him back for this one.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

man I'm in one of my moods today...I went to pick up my kid from school and he had an attaboy note for me from the teacher....so I figure I'd take him and screw around and get some ice cream and shit...

so I'm at the light , talking to him..and the windows are down because it was in the 80's today...soooo..

I'm talking to Vin...and I hear some dude next to me go...Hey...HEY....I look over and these two typical Cleveland doucheface motherfuckers are lookin at me all stupid...with no teeth and shit and go..."hey"...

so I go....WHAT!!!!!

The driver says.."I got deals"....

I go ....WHAT???!!!

he says...I got deals...

I say ... [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

Then he says...I got phones...all kinds of stuff ...cheap...

So I kindly say..."do I look like I give a fuck"...very politely.

so now they get all mad and shit..

so I go "fuck you"..

so they are still mad and shit..

so I go..."fuck you"...again..

Then I flipped my middle finger and just held it there ....well until he made his next move...

they did....they went the other way...

Seriously...I must have a sign on my bumper or forehead that reads...."ASSHOLE MAGNET"!!!

I go thru my day with a look of DON'T FUCK WITH ME...and everyone obeys that...'cept dumbfucks..

and when they don't pick up on my vibe of don't fuck with me ..I fuck with them with great pleasure!!!

If they pushed the issue any further I would have loved it...I'd flip my badge and tell them to load up my trunk with all their "hot" bullshit...and called them retards the whole time they did ..

damn...I should have did that anyways...

maybe next time..

[VitaminG]

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hey asshole magnet, thanks for asking about my cat. He's still very young, so like any dopey kid, likes tearing around the house at top speed, despite mum & dad telling him not too. So apparently he tore across the lounge room; up the back of the lounge & over; across the floor; and straight up the back of the armchair for the big finale, where he leaps across the gap & onto the window screen. This is where he usually gets a severe scolding for being such a f'kin tosser. Only yesterday afternoon, the kids had left the screen open, and the kitten went sailing out the second story window. Idiot cat. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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My dog has Patellar luxation, they have pills for that. She wa limping really bad for a while, sometimes she would run and then suddenly yelp and start hobbling. Hope Pico and the cat feel better soon.

[Emthrax]

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"Pico and the Bad Cats" would be an excellent name for a jazzy/bluesy band. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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"Busted Kitty and the Bowlegged Pooch" would make a good band name.

[Emthrax]

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For a country/western band. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I don't think I like the Dark M&Ms....

I LOVE Dark chocolate and I love M & M ....

but these just taste like shit! [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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are you sure those little dark brown pellets you are eating are M&Ms, Bill? Don't own a rabbit, do ya? [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....No G

But you know what...I just used "Rabbit turds" as a decription of how Dominos Pizza's Sausage topping looks like ...to a friend on the phone ealier..

wow...G we are on the same page....and of all things...RABBIT POOP....Cool!!!!

[the_drip]

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oh my god....if you're not watching South Park right now....START! Cartman does a scarface impression! Jimmy has a boner! Butters pees his pants!!!