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  • #1921
    Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

    Pico....my little pico....I love you!!!!!!

    yes , he's lookin at me funny and yes he is under my bed...

    Pico...come here...it's daddy....hey...I got somethin' for you...it's dipped in honey....you like homey....

    shit he's not buying it...I'll get him when he's nappin'...until them I got a couch to screw!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #1922
      Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

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      Poor Pico is probably shaking under the bed right now. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      What the hell is "Pico"? I thought that was some kind of salsa or something. Are you still looking for the right condiment?

      [/ QUOTE ]

      I'm thinking warm baked potato with sour cream. No Bacon bits though. [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      • #1923
        Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

        [ QUOTE ]
        Pico....my little pico....I love you!!!!!!

        yes , he's lookin at me funny and yes he is under my bed...

        Pico...come here...it's daddy....hey...I got somethin' for you...it's dipped in honey....you like homey....


        [/ QUOTE ]

        You dip your pecker in Homey???? I thought Homey didn't play dat!! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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        • #1924
          Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          I'm high as hell already and it's dark in my house...I can't see nuthin'..

          the onlything lighting up my room is the glow of my PC moniter...

          I just thought of something...I'm gonna jerk off...I got DSL...I got PORN....and I don't have to wait until night time when everyone asleep...

          SHIT....SEE YA LATER!!!!!!

          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #1925
            Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

            I just picked a pistachio colored bogger. It didn't taste like pistachio though. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

            My mom says I'm special. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • #1926
              Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

              was it mustachio flavoured?
              Hail yesterday

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              • #1927
                Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                ewwwwww....I knew this weird little fat kid that loved his boogers...and he always had an endles supply of them..

                awwwwwwwwwwww...:sick:

                I'm losin' wood.. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #1928
                  Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                  why do boogers taste soooo good, but earwax tastes sooooo bad?
                  [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
                  Hail yesterday

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                  • #1929
                    Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                    Ewwwwwwwwww...ewwwwww G ...I don't know why ear wax taste like shit...I discovered at a very early age with a # 2 pencil eraser..

                    probably because it's ear wax...it don't have any wax build up...I Q-tip after every shower! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                    I have an endless supply of Q-tips...I use em for everything...touch up paint...cleaning my bowl , cleaning my VCR ...Q-Tips are our friends! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                    man ...I got a weed hangover from yesterday!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #1930
                      Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                      Pico is sort of like salsa in that it is Diced Tomatoes...they're cold and worthless. Salsa is much better.

                      mexican restaurants wills ometimes put it on their burritos, enchiladas, chimichangas...all tha tstuff.


                      All that stuff that is exactly the same, but has different names.


                      Tortilla, Meat cheese and lettuce. = 90 percent of mexican food dishes.

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                      • #1931
                        Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                        I have a long sharpened stick ready for my fire pit, and my neighbor's three bastard chihuahuas.
                        (Oooo... great song lyrics!!)

                        Little fuckers kept me up all night. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

                        P.S. Mexican food.... yeah... I think I've had enough. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                        • #1932
                          Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                          yeah drip...all exican food is all made of the same exact shit...there menus are ginormous...but it's all the same crap...I like it sometimes though..:p

                          Emmy are those three chiuahuas very small...there are trhee sizes ..

                          regular ones...6 - 9 lbs.

                          toys...4 - 6 lbs..

                          and tea cup...under 4 lbs..

                          Pico is a small toy...he's 4 lbs on the dot.

                          he's my baby...but he never goes outside..he's in the house most of the time...he just goes out to poop and pee..

                          he sleeps with me every night..under my neck...he likes to cuddle...he's my baby!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #1933
                            Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                            [ QUOTE ]
                            he just goes out to poop and pee..

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            Umm, sometimes... hehe...

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                            • #1934
                              Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                              Regular. Just like regular coffee... they SUCK. [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

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                              • #1935
                                Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                                none of my fingers got blown off this weekend and my bastille storming tactics went as smooth as a hacksaw. whilst leading two different charges up 11th street and orange, my heavy duty fireworks were confiscated by the police. i still had some heavy artillery hidden in the house and fought the enemy off back to 12th street in the end. what a fukkin' pisser yesterday!!!!
                                fuck you everybody, i'm fine thanks.
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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