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Tommy's blowin' up shit...I believe that...I really do!!!
My 4th was pretty quiet...just me , some metal and my bong....it was an awesome 4th..
the best ever!!!!
my family leaft me for dead and went to a amusement park...they didn't get home until one in the morning...it was awesome...
all by myself in my air conditioned sanctuary of solitude and tranquility....ahhhhhhhhhhhh Nice!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Tommy's blowin' up shit...I believe that...I really do!!!
My 4th was pretty quiet...just me , some metal and my bong....it was an awesome 4th..
the best ever!!!!
my family leaft me for dead and went to a amusement park...they didn't get home until one in the morning...it was awesome...
all by myself in my air conditioned sanctuary of solitude and tranquility....ahhhhhhhhhhhh Nice!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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I got that last summer, My wife took the kids to see relatives in Louisiana and Alabama. I had 3 weeks all to myself. My wife gets mad that I usually take a week vacation from work when her and the kids are gone, but hell one week just for me isn't asking alot, is it?
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.
I treasure both...especially at the same time.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I like sex by myself...my wife just spoils the mood... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Bill, Val's not into the PC 3-way with Tawnee Stone? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] I'm shocked! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Jack, point out to the wife that SHE'S taking THREE weeks away from you, you're only taking one week during that three. Kinda selfish of her to begrudge you that with all the stepdaughter stuff you deal with. Or, if you don't want to go there, just take the time and let her be mad. I bet you get mad when she doesn't back you up in dealing with her daughters' foibles, so fair is fair...
RICH...Tawny Stone is my hero!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
I would do things to her that you wouldn't do to a farm animal.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
like....ahhhh...ummmmm...forget it...my sis Emmy may be watching.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
[/ QUOTE ] My wife gets mad that I usually take a week vacation from work when her and the kids are gone, but hell one week just for me isn't asking alot, is it?
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Fuck No it's not to much to ask. You're out Slayin the Dragon all week every week, the least they could do is understand that we as men need two things: pussy and time away from our pussy. Enjoy that week, I wish I had one. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
"told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
hey dude...if two chicks are comin' over to make "cookies"...
chances of fuggin' um...is pretty high...if you play your cards right...feed 'em beer , booze..whatever they want...
you be baking some Chocolate Salty Balls...well in your case..they's be white chocolate...
Good luck to you Drip..
I hope you have yourself on hell of a a manage O' twat!
and afterward...you have a nice snack...
make peanut butter cookies...I love those...I love 'em while they're still warm..
Hey a toss cookie up their asses..and eat that shit..if one girl lets you do that...the other will want the same treatment...i betcha! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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