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[the_drip]

Will Smith worships Soilwork.

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[StukaJU87]

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Smith looks like, "Hurry up and take the picture so I can get these white boys offa me". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Hmmmmm...I thought I';d never see the day I would see Soilwork chillin' with the fresh Prince...you know metal is on the upswing with this kind of shit..

Smith's woman Jada Pinkett (sp) in on the Ozzfest bill right..??

I'm curious to what that's all about , I haven't heard her band yet..

Drip post your stuff here when you get your stuff done dude...you know I gotta hear that!!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

Zeegs.....wash your ass....I'm a stickler with no french tickler...what the hell does that mean...I dunno...but it sounded good! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Yeah, The Fresh Princess will be at Ozzfest. I don't know why. Man, I'm STILL tired from Monday.

Did you know that touching a doorknob in a public place could mean you are touching an average of 15 penises if people don't wash their hands after taking a leak? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] Now you'll now what's going on if you see a woman licking a doorknob. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[StukaJU87]

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Did you know that touching a doorknob in a public place could mean you are touching an average of 15 penises if people don't wash their hands after taking a leak? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

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Where I work we wash our hands constantly. Who the hell knows what these freaks have? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

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I don't even bother opening doors with my hands, I just use my dick.

[Badseed]

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Thats why i use a paper towel to open the door after i wash my hands.Its sick to think about.

[Tetsuo]

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Whuzza?

[Jack The Riffer]

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Just imagine what's on public phones. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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Glad to know I'm not the only hand germ freak around here. I have to shake peoples hands all damn day and after every one I run to the sink to scrub up.

My daughter caught impetago from a shopping cart at Walmart when she was less than a year old. After that the kids are not allowed anywhere near one of those things.

Can you believe they put McDonald's in Walmart? How frickin gross is that? I don't know what Walmart is like in the USA but here the damn place is a breeding ground for the "TDR"'s - Three Day Rich(welfare, pension checks...) They come out of their caves on the last three business days of the month and spread impetago and head lice. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tetsuo]

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I am not a freak about it but in public restrooms I try to use my feet and elbows to activate everything and open doors if possible

[horns666]

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I have major OCD...you know like Jack Nickelson in as good as it gets...that's me..

I don't even let my wife or kid drink out of my glass...man I hate that!

I am what Italians call..."skeeve"..which means I'm very fussy about poeple touching my stuff...

I hate when people want to touch my stuff , my car , guitars ...I do my own clothes..I won't even let my wife wash my clothes...I don't want to mix my nice black clothes with her grubby work clothes...so I wash all my stuff seperately..

I'm a very fussy , clean freak prick...my house must look prestine at all times...otherwise I'm all outta sorts...I don't even want to se a single dirty dish in the sink...hew you used it...now wash that fucker and put it back...

I have to vacuum TWICE a day...I have all crimson carpeting..I love the color but it shows every little piece of lint...sometimes I go around picking up peices of lint by hand because I don't want to break out the vacuum again...

my place must be in perfect order...I demand it!

I take great pride in my stuff and I treat it all accordingly...I keep everything in NEW condition...

I'm nuts! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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I carry hand sanitizer with me. I work in IT and have to go work on peoples computers all the time. I had one user who ate cheetos all day and would try to suck the orange off his fingers. His keyboard was orange. It can get nasty in this business.

[VitaminG]

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I am not a freak about it but in public restrooms I try to use my feet and elbows to activate everything and open doors if possible

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same here. At 6'4, my knees come in handy too. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

A friend of mine once pointed out how gross just trying to wash your hands in a public toilets is anyhoo. As she said, the person in there before you:
<ul type="square">[*]wiped their arse (or inserted a tampon up to the first knuckle in her example),[*]pushed the flush button,[*]dropped the seat lid,[*]grabbed the tap (assuming they washed their hands),[*]pushed the soap button,[*]washed their hands,[*]turned off the tap (picking up any "soil" that they deposited there when they turned it on, as well as any the visitor before them may have left behind),[*]pressed the button on the hand dryer,[*]grabbed the door handle on their way out.[/list]
And then you come in behind them and follow pretty much the same steps. Blecch

The loos at the pub in the basement of my building have about the smartest toilet doors I've seen in a public facility. The handles are on the outside of the doors, so you pull the door open on the way in, and can push the door on your way out. Simple idea, but not often adopted here. I don't know why so many toilet doors have to be pulled open on your way out.

[horns666]

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I'm never using a public john again...