Bill's New Home

[monk]

Re: Will Smith worships Soilwork.

And still you will pick up more bacteria biting your fingernails, than if you decide to lick the toilet seat.

[lerxstcat]

Re: Will Smith worships Soilwork.

I use my feet when possible, turn faucets on and off with the back of my hand when they're lever handle, and use a paper towel to grip the bathroom door handle on my way out if I can't push it open with my foot. You can't avoid getting the bacteria on you using the toilet unless it's those photoelectric flushers and they have the paper ass-gaskets for the seat, but key is the washup with antibacterial handsoap and minimizing touching those contaminated surfaces. I do keep some sanitizer in my van too, for cases like the other day when a dragonfly got sucked in my window vent and splattered flamboyantly all over my left knee! He was pretty gory and hard to clean up and I was miles from anywhere
to properly wash up, so it was Taco Bell napkins, nasty extra water I carry for the radiator, then the hand sanitizer. Worst part was, when I pulled over to clean up, the poor sucker was still feebly alive so I had to inflict the coup de grace on him.

I just hope Frank Marino doesn't hear about this! ;-/

[horns666]

Re: Will Smith worships Soilwork.

why do I keep all my possessions like new instead of "enjoying" them...

I mean EVERYTHING..my guitars , guns , car , amps , house , furniture , clothes , ...everything looks like the day I brought them home..virtually untouched...even by my own hands..like Nigel and that guitar with the "tagger" still on it...THAT'S ME!!!!

It's not like I can take it all with me when I die...so where does this stupid shit come from...I dunno..

OCD is a bitch sometimes! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

Re: Will Smith worships Soilwork.

When I'm done in a public washroom, I turn on the tap, and get some soap, wash my hands, leaving the tap on. Then I grab some paper towels, dry my hands, and use the paper towels to turn off the tap, and open the door. Then I throw the paper towels on the floor. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Will Smith worships Soilwork.

that's what I do!!!!!!

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Bill\'s Home

I wonder how many people beat off in public restrooms.

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s Home

I don't think that many...but it has been done...there were a few times I had to go into the johns at the airport and drag a few ...freaks outta there...still with their pants around their ankles..

sometimes I can't believe all the shit I had to do...no wonder I'm fucking NUTS!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[the_drip]

Re: Bill\'s Home

I did that once...in the airport. but you gotta understand, my flight was canceled and I was stuck there for 6 hours. It was a stealth fap...so nobody noticed. Well at any rate, I don't care if they did because they didn't do anything about it.

[RacerX]

Re: Bill\'s Home

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stealth fap

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Great name for a band there also!

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s Home

stealth fap... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

there wasn't any stealth to these faps...

some of these goofs will do it in line at the ticket counter.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

we had a homeless dude that would come in in the middle of the afternoon...like once a week...drop his nasty pants and beat off in the middle of the airport...like a monkey!

we arrest him...and he'll be back like nothing ever happend.. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

Re: Bill\'s Home

Being homeless he probably got ORed in a few hours. If you have a job they'll make you post bail, but if you're homeless they don't want to keepm you and feed you, so they'll process you and you're back on the street. At least Santa Monica was like that when I lived there. My boss's family had some vacant apartments (rent control protest) and on occasion they'd break in to crash or sleep on the porch of a little house they had. Call the cops to arrest them and you'd see 'em across the street a few hours later shouting threats at you. The cops would cut 'em loose and just make 'em promise to stay on the other side of the street!

One guy broke into our shop for a boombox he saw through the window. My boss came out and drew down on him with his Beretta and the crazy dude jumped him. Boss didn't shoot him, but he pistolwhipped him pretty good. When the cops showed up to pick the guy up they said next time he should shoot him, he was justified when the guy attacked him. Now that guy they actually held, because he assaulted my boss, but not because of the burglary. Fucking $500 for the window too! Deductible was $500 anyway so we didn't file insurance, we'd have paid it all anyway and had the rate go up.

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s Home

Absolutely...my city is ovewhelmed and majory under staffed..record police layoffs ...like the late 70's!

They can't be bothered with this PP shit (literally). It's a revolving door ...it takes so long fuckin' with these fuckers ...getting all their info , bookin' them , taking all their property (that's nasty) , and filling out the property slip , making the report and or citations in c/w the lousy misd. arrest ...because YOU HAVE TO...

four hours or more fuckin' with these assclowns and one hour to release them...

I used to arrest the same people everyday...'cept for the weekends...they try to behave on the weekend because they have to waite till monday for court.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

and the cleveland jails suck and they are so nasty that even a homeless person doesn't want to sleep or eat there....believe me it's true! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

they don't want to go to jail...and they're homeless..some of them people were decent folk I must say...but MOST of them are just misfucks ...I mean real human poop...crazy poop......nobody wants them and nobody knows what to do with them....and there is so many...I never knew how many of those kind of people existed until I became a cop...it's unbeliveable! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

it's some of the reason why I believe in what I do now...I can't help it. Way too much reality sometimes...it changes you....and its a double edge sword..on one side your street smart , cocky , "tuff" and wise...and on the flip side you have no faith in man or anything he says , does or touches..because I always got to see their underbelly...and nobody was exempt..I got calls to respond to people running the city for domestic Violence and BS..

It's fucked up...I arrested a Judge of nearly 50 years for beating the poop out of his wife... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I'm ramblin' now...but this is my life..

[lerxstcat]

Re: Bill\'s Home

Yeah, Santa Monica City Jail is actually nice
(I had a DUI in 1992, got a clean cell to myself) but it's small. I think they'd have to run a bus to L.A. County Jail several times a day if they wanted to keep all the homeless
criminals, and County probably wouldn't take them anyway since they're cutting serious crooks loose all the time (Fed overcrowding laws). Now I hear L.A. County is pretty fucked up and I wouldn't want to learn the hard way; about 6,000 people in there in a place built for half that so that can't be good. Of course we have that right here in South Mississippi on a smaller scale, about 600 in a county jail built for 300. They have a shitload of trustees in striped green pants and orange vests out mowing the lawns and picking up trash on the highways so I think they work them in shifts whil the other shift sleeps. Not much problem wth trustee crimes other than the occasional escape, since this is a right-to-carry state. To a carjacker here your chance is about 1 in 3 that your victim will pull his piece and put a hole in you.

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s Home

Oh yeah...I heard of even worse jail than ours and that's unthinkable ...especially the county jail...man that is a ZOO...and it smells like one too...damn does it STINK! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

I bailed my stupid brother out of jail a couple of weeks ago on some felony warrants...four warrants for grand theft...the usual shit he does...he had to stay in our County over the weekend ...and the they had a hold for him in Euclid which is a east suburb...wow...that place was like a nice vacation...hell I could do time there and me happy....all I need is headphones , metal and something to read...I could do time...My lil' brother did two years hard time..maximun security..hell he did fine in there...if "he" could do that good in there..I would run that fuckin' place...That's what he told me...he told me I would be approached immediately to join either the skinhead dicks..that's what I "look" like...or the italians...that was his click (and nine to if need be)...he has a shitload of jailhouse tats all over him...his name was "Lil' Italy"...so he has a HUGE red and green map of italy on his chest.....he looks like a pud! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I heard shit and talked to cops and criminals about NY , LA and detroit..and washington...it's just like Cleveland..but we are on a smaller scale..

but cleveland is a 5 lb bag loaded with 20 lbs of crap....so we have all the urban shit that all the other ghettos deal with .. across this nation..I'm sure it's a "great" nation...but I never lived or worked in that part..


why don't I leave...I may eventualy...my place is very nice and my family is all here ....so I stay. I keep thing in check on my street the neighbors like me for "that"...that's the only time I talk to them...whenever a car was stolen or fucked with ...buts that rare in my neighborhoopd...I live in the "suburb" part of cleveland I guess...where the houses are astronomical and ridiculous in price...because it's the only place left to left for all the ones that require residency for employment..cops , fire , counsil , etc....but these are just nice "preserved" pockets that are within "da hood".. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Bill\'s Home

Man, it's freakin hot outside. I brought my kid's rabbit in the house so it doesn't have a heat stroke. I have her locked in the bathroom. I left her food and a bowl of water. do rabbits know how to drink from a bowl, I guess they drink from puddles in the wild so she should be OK while I'm at work. Ok, enough rambling.