Bill's New Home

[horns666]

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Well I must say that I am the only Satanist that uses the Holy Bible as my secret weapon..unlike Anton or Crowley..they came up with some weird abstract shit..that I still can't figure out...and don't want to..that whole magickal "evil" hocus pocus stuff to me is gay!

Mark Twain used this theory well in his ..Letters from heaven..which I haven't read since High school..when I didn't care about this stuff much..I need to read that again..

I guess great minds thinks alike..Leonarado Davinci , Ben Franklin , Mark Twain...Bill Z Bub..

I'm in good company! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I need to write a book....seriously..after reading other books of "like minds"..I think I'd smoke 'em..why...simple languange..simple logic..for simple people....just straight foward , cut thru the BS "truth"..as I see it.

[Emthrax]

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Do it. You can call your book "The BOB".
The Bible of Bill. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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thanks again for the advice and coolwords. with the exception of a fatty once in a while, i'm going to have to be completely sober now, no more chipping, or xanny bars, rats that stinks, i gotta be on the mark for this kid.i guess i am finally going to grow up, and quickly too. i guess 40 years is more than anyone can ask to be an irresonsible bender child of no reform. money is what i'm worried about so i have to get on the phone and close deals, any of them. i feel really different already, not sure if i like it or not but i'm changing already. i have to give this kid a life where he or she is thanking me with all she's got when i'm on my death bed. what's next?
i bet a whole lot of stuff. time to grow up, it just sounds
so unfun, but i'm gonna just listen to all of your words instead of mine, when i'm driving the boat it's always rocky and dangerous, time to turn the wheel over to somebody else.

[horns666]

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Tommy we are the same age dude..and you will be a good dad..

am I ever wrong...NEVER! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

hey being a new dad is a little overwhelming at first but son as your kid comes...well waite..you tell us how that feels..we already know..well some of us..

you tell us man...the day your baby is born ...you tell me that isn't the best day in your life..then the JOY will be overwhelming...you will cry..I cried..I was so happy..

No matter how happy I ever was..bout anything...buying the coolest guitars , buying my cobra , ..all that shit NOTHING compares to the day I first met vinny..

When Val was pregnant...oh man she was so small she only weigh like 115 when giving birth...she was all belly...everything...'cept her boobies got big..which was cool...I took advantage of those while I could.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

well when Vinny was in there...moving and kickin' around..I mean you can see him in there just doin' cartwheels and shit...Then I took my headhones and cranked them up a bit on put on eruption and the first VH album...he would stop instantly...just like that...I would always do that..

and sometimes..I would talk to him while he's in there...and he would stop moving when he heard my voice..

well the day he was delivered he came out crying...you know the first time I ever heard him...and I said "Hey Vinny"...he immeditaely stopped crying and listened...and the OB..said he knows your voice...and he sure did...that was awesome..

I can't wait til' the day we share your joy...Tommy. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

EMMY ..John always calls my house ...The house of Bill...or the church of Bill....now you said the Book Of Bill...this must mean something.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

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Tommy, don't worry about the cost of having a baby. Food is cheap, clothes are cheap, toys are cheap. The big cost is those fucking disposable diapers, and they go through a lot of them. They don't start asking for the expensive toys and designer clothes until they are at least 5 or 6 years old. Then all hell breaks loose. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i 'm the one who needs the diapers right now-lol
me, a father? jesus ,mary, and joseph. i never thought this would come to be. i have 8 months to grow up, let's see how i do.

[lerxstcat]

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Do it. You can call your book "The BOB".
The Bible of Bill. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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How about "The Billble" ? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

God's gonna get me for that! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Hey Tommy...

We tried the whole "grown-up" thing... decided that it was much more fun being kids instead. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
No worries, bro. Your little dude or dudette will let you know what they need and you can grow with them. It works out nicely that way. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-Emtastic

[horns666]

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dude...all your worries are normal..it's healthy..

means you care...rollin' a fatty ain't gonna hurt nothin'...

You'll be fine...everything will be OK...chill dude.

shit , so many other people much less fortunate make it...don't worry..you'll be a good dad.

Dude...look at me...seriously look at ME...do I look and sound "Normal" to you....I'm a fucking freak to the majority of the world ...fuck them in the ass...

I'm a good dad...I'm not yout "typical" dad that's for sure...let's just say I never go to Vinny's school...my wife takes care of that shit....but on those very rare occassions I gotta go there if Vinny forgets his lunch or some shit...as soon as I walk in there...I don't know anyone in there...the kids...the teachers...but they all know me...I'll be in there for a whole two minutes bringing him his lunch he forgot...and I swear...I get at least 20 or more...High Mr. Zurlo's...from kids...teachers...WTF???!!!!

I ask Vin....how does everyone know me...he says..his friends and the kids say...you got a "cool lookin' dad"..

[Emthrax]

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Mr. Zurlo.

[horns666]

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Hi Mom! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You guys have a whoop ass weekend.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

I'll be hangin' with the family this weekend...

I'll be checkin' in..maybe...if I'm not passed out or some shit..

"Lil' Bill" has been neglected my Mrs Z ....she promised me that will be taken care of ...hmmmmm...we'll see...

I doubt it.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Rock out with your cock out...except for my Emmy...for obivious reasons...but you can still Rock out...ahhh....maybe ...stick something else out...I dunno...ahhhh...whatever you like...it's yours....let pigeons loose!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Tommy, now you'll have a little jam partner. I know how you're feeling sort of. My wife said she'll never forget the look on my face when she came home from a PTA meeting and handed me my PTA membership card. I thought my life was over. We already had a mini-van at that point and I quickly found out that no matter how loud you crank the Sabbath and AC/DC you just can't look cool in one of those things. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[mwm70]

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i have 8 months to grow up, let's see how i do.

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You already have begun. By recognizing the responsibilty for the child you have started a movement towards it that will snowball on it's own. I was scared to death with my first child until he got here. Once here you have no choice, you jump in with both feet and never look back.
Life will change forever, there is some bad but the good outweighs the bad by a ton. I also have a 5 month old daughter and when I come into the room she turns herself inside out smiling and trying to talk to me. There are no words to explain how good it feels and you will get to experience that first hand.
I have found that I have far fewer toys and a minimal amount of time to use them BUT, I enjoy and appreciate that time so much more. You will get through it and be able to share with your child a wealth of knowledge you have gained through your life's experience.

Congrats dude [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

A former long hair misfit living his new identity as: Dad

[horns666]

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How about "The Billble" ?

God's gonna get me for that!

Bless you Richard...That's pretty good man.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Tommy Listen to these guys..they know of what they speak...we are all in this shit together man...we all have are ups and downs...hell Jack sure did..I did..John does...we all do...Life a rollercoaster...hang on and enjoy the ride..

when you get your little love trophy in your arms that first time and look into that baby's eyes'...it's a drug unlike ANY you ever had before man...a real rush...

You will Love like NEVER before..if you think you loved anything or anyone...just waite...you haven't loved shit yet man... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

OK...My dad said this a good movie...he says it was funny...not normally a movie I would pick up...but I give my dad the benefit of a doubt...the Movie.."My BABY's DaddY"... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i'm gonna teach my kid how to fight with a knife.