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  • #2281
    Re: Bill\'s Home

    I've got a date in the acoustic guitar room downtown. Yummy! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
    Gonna snag me something special, I think.

    Have a groovy day everyone! (Hugs for my bro, BillZ)

    -Emmy

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    • #2282
      Re: Bill\'s Home

      Happy Huntin' EMMY!!!...I don't have any acoutic geetars..I learned on one tho..played ain't talkin' bout love on it...that's the only pretty acoustic song I know... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Hugz right back at cha.... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

      Billy!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #2283
        The Cyber-House of Bill

        Hey BillZ,

        Got me a new acoustic!! Another Takamine (I'm a Takamine slut... heh heh), this one being the EG523SC.
        Gorgeous!!! Flamed maple, abalone AND MOP inlays, finished with chrome. Oh she's purty!
        Here... looky: Click Me

        Brought home a new SKB case for my other Takamine, I've gotta get on a plane and needed something sturdier. Yummy, I just can't resist those chocolate smelling cases!

        Emmy is a happy girl. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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        • #2284
          Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

          GEEZ..That's NICE EMMY..
          I likes..I want..

          I was just tellin' Val I should get a acoustic..I need one with a cut away like that...that is BEAUTIFUL..

          That would be like the one I would want!!!

          I'll take that...I just don't want to come of the duckies for one..well because I don't know how to play acoustic...I suck at it..

          I would be like Kerry King with the thing!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          Congats on another fine axe in the stable of Em.. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #2285
            Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

            Thanks Bill! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

            Well then, I will just have to bring it out with me when we meet up and you can give it a whirl and see how ya like it. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
            The picture on the Takamine site does not do the guitar justice, the flamed maple sides and back are absolutely gorgeous.
            Made my whole damned week actually, the dude that works the bass and drums dept. said, "Geez. Hearing you play makes me wish I could play guitar."
            Very sweet axe indeed. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
            Got offered a gig too! Whaddya know.

            I'm starved, so I'm off to eat & chill. We rented "The Ring 2" to watch, I've heard it's just another typical cookie-cutter horror but I loved the first one so I want to see this one anyway.
            There's some pretty freaky new ones out I want to see: "The Skeleton Key", kinda bummed to hear about "Brother's Grimm"... I'll wait until that one is out on DVD. And "Corpse Bride", the new one by Tim Burton is coming out. I loved "Nightmare Before Christmas" so I'm really looking forward to this one. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

            Tootle-oo. Have a good weekend all!
            -Emmy

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            • #2286
              Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

              Nightmare before Christmas is awesome.. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

              Yeah...I'll waite for everything to hit the rental places now..movie prices are nuts..especially when the movie blows..

              I don't mind throwinbg away a buck to watch a movie..it can suck for a buck..that sounds dirty.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

              I want to see..that "the possesion of so n' so.." name evades me..that new Tim Buton movie...oh Willy wonka too...and the new Rob Zombie..ahhh..the devil's rejects..

              that's about it really ..I didn't like the ring..so I guess I won't rent the second one..unless you say it's cool..

              I haven't like any horror movies lately..except a few..Jeepers Creepers were cool...the TCSM remake was cool..Sleepy Hollow is awesome..

              Shit...I gotta run...

              talk to ya in a bit..
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #2287
                Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                The Exorcism of Emily Rose? Are you talking about that one?
                Easy for me to remember since the movie is about ME.
                Just kidding. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                I'm totally stoked to see that one!!! Oh yeah!

                Sleepy Hollow... Keith says we have seen it but I do NOT remember... oh wait, the bloody tree. Now I remember. My memory is really shot to hell, it really is. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

                Um, that's all I got. Ciao. Oh wait, Rob Zombie... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                • #2288
                  Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                  Nice guitar Em...Let me know if the Ring 2 is worth watching.

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                  • #2289
                    Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                    I watched The Ring Two last night. I didn't think it was as good as the first one. Wasn't very scary.
                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    • #2290
                      Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                      Thanks for saving me a buck o five and two hours of my life Jack.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                      I posted a very cool scenario of how it is like being a street cop..with a random JCF member as my partner...I will cut and paste that bastid over here for safe keepin.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                      ---------------------------------------------------------

                      and that's what I'm saying here..you guys are my partners..and we have to deal with the assignments the radio gives you..you can't pick and choose your assignment...no they pick you..especialy the "on view" assingment wher you're just crusin' and see some shit happen ...Boom like that and you have to immediately spring into action..

                      This will be FUN...listen up!!!!

                      *****a typical everday assignment can get ugly fast..OK Me and Justin are cruising around talking 'bout geetars..we get a radio assignment for a Domestic Violence ..for a out of control juvenile male..no Biggie...we do that everyday..

                      So we arrive..it is an all out family brawl that now all the neighbors are watching..Mom wants her 17 year old son (and gang member) out of her house..because he punched her when attempted to break up a fight between him and his older brother..and mom's face is swollen..she's upset..and wants him ARRESTED..OK then

                      Junior don't want to go..so me and Justin try to reason with Junior and tell him "hey your mother wants you arrested because you punched her and her face is swollen"..Junior tells us to go fuck ourselves..He's about 6' 4" and weighs about 240..his older brother is even bigger..So Justin knows we can't reason with this fella and calls for back up..OK as back up is in route ..Junior decides he wants to run..and tries to dodge past us by shoving Justin to the floor...I side step him and prevent him from leaving..Justin is now a little pissed off now..and grabs Junior..I assist Justin..now Me , Justin' and Junior are rolling all over the filthy kitchen floor with every bit of energy we have..I dunno this kid is high on wet , scared or somethin and is super strong..so we attempt to execute an arrest..we are trying to cuff him...but now mom is upset because now we are fighting with her "baby"..she didn't want all this..right...are ya following me so far..

                      So back up shows up..and now his bro just kicked me in the back of the head is now HE is under arrest for assualt of PO / Domestic Violence..

                      OK now it's time to walk them out to the zone car..all the neighbors see is 4 zone cars and eight white police officers arresting two ..black kids...and it doesn't look good because now they have no clue why we are even there and didn't witness what just happened in the house..

                      All they see all these bully cops just wompin' on two kids and trying to get them in the car and outta there as fast as we can ..because they are screaming on top of their lungs .."Look how the police is doing me".."Look it takes eight of these punk motherfuckers to arrest me".."Punk bitches" and all kinds of nice stuff..and now the neighbors are chimin' in.."hey leave him alone..".."white punk racist Mutherfuckers"..So now Justin and I all pooped..our clothes is all fucked up..I pulled a muscle..Justin's ass hurts..and we take them to jail..do all the reports and book him..

                      Now momma don't want to prosecute..no , as a matter of fact she made a complaint to the Mayor's office and it actually stuck on paper..and now me and Justin have to type and defend our actions..to the T..OKAAAaaaaaaayyyyyeee

                      Now a month later and me and Justin' get a lawsuite..for Police brutality..

                      now THAT is a day in the life any inner city street cop..

                      and having both black partners and white partners..Let me tell you the REAL DEAL!!

                      If I was black..I much rather get pulled over or deal with a white officer than a black officer..WHY you ask...Black officers don't give a fuck about the race card..oh hell no...they will beat a brother's ass before any white cop would even start to "think" about...it's not even an issue..

                      I loved working with black partners..I,let them do that shit...and when they needed help..then I helped..

                      One of my dearest friends and partners (carl) would beat a brother's ass as soon as momma made her complaint ..and Carl saw her face...my bro Carl would even try to reason with Junior..he'd walk in his room and just punch the shit outta him..as I watch..and ask...Carl...you cool..??

                      and you know what..Carl and I would NEVER get a complaint..nada!

                      But they would be out to hang me and Justin..oh yeah.

                      hows that story Justin..ya like that...you were my partner..just for a moment..but it could be any of you guys..or girls..

                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #2291
                        Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                        I should write a book...the stories of a Retired Satanic Cop..

                        Hell..that would get my attention...I'd buy a copy.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        half my book would be right from this thread...I'm sure there is enough BS to compile a book.. [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #2292
                          Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                          Ok, due to my high levels of stress I just took some of my wife's happy Pills. I have no idea what they are so this could be a long strange trip.
                          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          • #2293
                            Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                            well have fun...when you find out what you took let me know..if they are xanax.., oxycodone or valium...we'll see you tomorrow.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #2294
                              Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                              She said it was Clonapin or something. Didn't seem to do much last night. I took them, 7 beers, 2 Tylenol PM and I smoked a joint and still couldn't fall asleep until 2:30am, but I slept til 5pm today.
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                              • #2295
                                Re: The Cyber-House of Bill

                                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img],,,,,you silly ass..

                                no they didn't doing anything...but he sleeps till 5;30 PM.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


                                you sound like my silly ass...

                                I'll get back to ya later...taken the Cobra MO FO to the car show!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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