Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Re: Tunez

Tommy I love you man..

I just woke up a bit ago..my sleep has been all F'd up

I will send you the same energy I sent Emmy when she was sick..

you might want to be seated for this one ..this is a Bill Z Bub Tsunami of NRG!!!!!!!!..

here goes..(it is in tongues)..mostly obscene..but it works!!!

OK..take a deep breathe ..here goes..

BOINKABOPTITTYBOPASSSLAPPINGMEATHAMMERPUDSLAPPINGO OEYFACEDHOOTCHIEMOMMA..RUBERBABYBUGGYBUMPERS!!!

repeat that INCANTATION 3 x and you WILL succeed!!!

I promise! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Rev. Bill Z Bub...faith healer.

[Cleveland Metal]

Re: Tunez

Much, MUCH positive energies your way Tommy... All I can possibly conjure up man...

[horns666]

Re: Tunez

Tommy let us know if the magik worked..i swear if it does..I'm bottling it and selling it on Ebay.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Much power bro..POWER!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

Re: Tunez

Best of luck to you Tommy!

[Zerberus]

Re: Tunez

Vibes sent, Tommy... You need ´em more than I do [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Tommy let us know if the magik worked..i swear if it does..I'm bottling it and selling it on Ebay.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Much power bro..POWER!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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I already do that on a regular basis, I call it "Zerborade" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Tunez

I want to sell my sperm on E bay. There needs to be more people like me out there..

Just a bunch O Bill Z Babies all over the place..kickin' ya in the balls..

Nice.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Tunez

o.k. i said it 19 times. it's not closed yet but it's not looking too bad either, waiting for the magic words or a purchase order to come over the fax machine. if that works bill, i'll market your voodoo with the profit.

[mwm70]

Re: Tunez

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I want to sell my sperm on E bay.

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Let me know if that works. I got a trash can full of kleenex and paper towels that I could soak with water and make a killing.

[horns666]

Re: Tunez

did you say that Incantation 3 times..and you will be golden...and the PP will be engorged...and all will be in harmony!

I learned this when I was in Tibet amoungst the Zen Buddist...but they were Satanic Buddists..so they were cool..they like Morbid Angel and smoke gonge..and party with Lucifer..he's the life of the party.

He has blessed me many times with these very Incantations..I have gained many things..and became one with thy self!!!

Last night for example ..I was one with myself lookin' at some Porn to help my "meditation"....and purged myself of all stress through my penis.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: Tunez

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I want to sell my sperm on E bay. There needs to be more people like me out there..

Just a bunch O Bill Z Babies all over the place..kickin' ya in the balls..

Nice.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ] "Jizz Wizz!!" Bill. There will lines around the block. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That is if you go to a Sperm Bank to make your deposit.

[horns666]

Re: Tunez

It'll be a utopia ..everyone will be a Bill Z Bub..

Bald headed and goat bearded boys and girls everwhere..

and they will be polite and friendly and love one another..and they will shred and love nothing BUT metal..no other music will exist ever..No country , No Rap , No nothing..just Metal and nothing but.

We will be horny and multiply , but that's OK because it will strengthen the economy..because we will all carry are own weight and not depend on others.

and all the jails will be empty...you would not need them anymore..and cops will be obsolete..and every TV show will be South Park ..no other show will exist..ever.

There will be no democrats , No Republicans , No religions , and we will take care of each other..

There will be no rich or poor..all will thrive...money will mean nothing .

and we will consume the rest of the world with logic and understanding and there shant be another War ever..

There will be no disease..Bill Z Bubs don't believe in getting disease..

Woman will be HOT even if they are bald with beards...

they will be no hate or anger ..we would be all on the same page..

My sperm is VERY powerful!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

Re: Tunez

I'd gladly take a world filled with bald & goateed men. Gladily and happily. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

As for the rest... hmm... I kinda like not liking people. It makes me happy inside. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[StukaJU87]

Re: Tunez

Good luck Tommy. More positive vibes coming your way from the East Coast boiyeeeee.

[Emthrax]

Re: Tunez

Not to change the topic or anything (because BillZees spermies are absolutely fascinating, of course), but did you hear that a re-make of "The Fog" is coming out next month?
I am SO MAD!!!!!!!!
I hate it when Hollyweird does this. I dunno, maybe it will be cool. But the classic "The Fog" is one of my favorite movies. Man... it drives me nuts when people fuck with a good thing. Good example- bands that go back and re-make their albums. I hate that. Grrrr.
I'm not being pissy or anything (John- [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img])
Okay, I am. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]
Ah well.

Man... I love The Fog. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Drake S.]

Re: Tunez

Hey Em, hey Bill did you find the couch your wife wanted yesterday? Bill I like the concepts of your ideal world but I just can't be bald , & chicks with beards not happenen either. bald maybe you remember the chick in the first Star Trek movie that was bald she was kinda Hot.