Bill's New Home

[Twisteramps]

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We've had a 40 degree temperature drop, a massive low pressure front drop a load and move on, and turn back into summer all within 24 hours.

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I can always tell when it's going to rain - my sinuses start filling up and I get these awful headaches. They used to call me 'barometer' at work, I could always tell if it was going to rain by how much my head was hurting. This oklahoma weather is killing me - we went from 90s to 50s in a matter of hours like you guys did in texas. Ugh.

Pete

[skins]

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steve vai needs a meal he looks way anny!!! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[hippietim]

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Vai with Alcatrazz was cool. Painted Lover is insanely cool. The only bad thing was Graham Bonnet. Damn that guy has a grating voice.

[Emthrax]

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Hey Pete! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one. That is just nuts when the weather does that, I feel for ya.
Yep, I'm a walking barometer too. I could always tell you right when it would rain, the exact moment!
Except here. It it the oddest thing. It SHOULD rain here, and I feel it. But it always moves at least 15 miles outside of town (I already live in the outskirts) and rains THERE. Not here. It throws off my chi.
This is the Twilight Zone. I get angry just thinking about this town. [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Anyway... I hear ya, Pete. I've gotten used to it and the headaches aren't bothersome, they're more like a dull pressure. But this time... geez! With the crazy temp change it was just hideous.
It's sunny and hot again. Of course. We'll have a repeat I'm sure until the season evens out. There are only two seasons here. Summer and Winter.

Dave- KICKASS!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO thrilled for you and Steve!!! Very very cool, and of course I wish Severed Serenity all the best always. You guys are one of my favorite bands. (batting eyelashes). [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

BillZ- Hmmm... The Keith doesn't often laugh while "merry making" unless I tickle him. I won't say what he does, but I can say he doesn't have nearly enough breath TO laugh. LOL! WOOOO!!!
Southpark, I already mentioned that. Pretty much anything goes in this house, doesn't matter to me.
He could have a giant bowl of dip and chips and have whatever on television and a mariachi band and a disco ball and that would be awesome. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Usually we aren't anywhere near a television though. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Bought me some new Nike swooshy running shoes today. Both the Keith and I run, but we're going to start racing each other now, starting tomorrow morning. It's gonna rock.
ROCK I tell ya!!

That's about it at the Em camp. Chat atcha laters.

[horns666]

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Hey Pete, whazaaaap !! I get real stiff when its going to rain or damp..and not in a good way. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Tim..yes Bonnet can do that to you..I heard some things were he sounds pretty decent and some stuff that is just VERY.."grating"..grating is a good word..he's always in that loud monotone , strained yell most of the time..it can get on your nerves.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

Steve Vai is amoung one of the best in mt book..they guy is just incredible.. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

Emmy..you sound very ROMANTIC...my wife has the wrong idea about romance..I had this invention once called "The Butt Caddy"...it is a awesome idea..its a lazy susan like deal that your strap around your waste..and you can fill it with your favorite snacks and whatnots..like a nice veggie dip , cheezits , a place for a remote control , an ashtray and cup holder..and stuff!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I thought this would be huge..and it comes in all sizes..in fact it makes doing a big girl even better..because you can put a full course dinner on her ass..up to a 20 lb turkey....and a two litre bottle of pop!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

THE BUTT CADDY!!!!!

Just thinkin!!

Bill

[VitaminG]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] christ, Bill. I think I just hurt myself laughing.

Off to tell the wife about the Butt Caddy now. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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I'm a little confused on the butt caddy... is it a sex toy or a snack tray?
I read Keith your whole post (HILARIOUS! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]) and he said to tell you that he'd use one if someone gave it to him for a gift, but he wouldn't spend money on one. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I, however, think it is a marvelous idea and would totally use one! I am a snack queen and always have a whole bunch of stuff all in little rice bowls all over my coffee table. It's a PITA too because our table is iron and slate so I have to use coasters for EVERYTHING or it will scratch.
This lazy-susan-belly-bumper-snack-tray would be awesome!
Actually, what would be better for me (since I can't sit still either) is a snack table with a lazy susan on it.
WAIT.
I just had an epiphany.
DUH! I am SO DUMB!
I have a gorgeous lazy susan I can put on my coffee table for snack time!! BAM! Problem solved.
Thank You for seeing me through this confusing time. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ciao,
Emmy

Who wants veggies and dip now... [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Crud.

What if I go to another room and want to bring my snacks with me? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
Yeah, I think I'll need the butt caddy anyhoo. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Don't you think this will be huge if I promoted it right..

The Butt Caddy only works good while in Doggy Paddle postion.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I made one once but Val wouldn't put it on..You can buy those nice console cup holders things for some cars and SUVs..and you just put a belt thru that and ..well that was my protoype..

But I figured a spinning lazy susan would be more sensible..The only thing is you can't get to active wearing this thing..otherwise there will be soda pop and cheezits everywhere..

I also modified a bicycle helmet to hold your favorite beverage and a bowl you can velcro on there for snacks...or a tray to read Guitar World or something.

Thinking of making a portable musical Butt Caddy that has an Ipod and or PSP..so you can play Grand Theft Auto or listen to your favorite boink music...

I'm just trying to keep the enthusiam in the bedroom..I been hit the same grassy knoll for 20 years..gotta do somthin'.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I was even tried of putting a mirror on her ass so I can shave..you know to save some time..but I cut my face to pieces..that wasn't a good idea..there was atleast 10 pieces of tissue on my face. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

But Rome wasn't built in a day...it actually took two and a half weeks ...and that is a historical fact...I think.

I don't even know why I bother perfecting this invention..I mean I'm pretty much done by the time I'm on my third cheezit anyways. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[hippietim]

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Ok Bill, it's metal trivia time. WITHOUT using Google, what band recorded a song called Crazy Motorcycle? Hint, the album was First Visit. I still have the LP - that's another hint [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Don't you think this will be huge if I promoted it right..

The Butt Caddy only works good while in Doggy Paddle postion.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I made one once but Val wouldn't put it on..You can buy those nice console cup holders things for some cars and SUVs..and you just put a belt thru that and ..well that was my protoype..



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Oh man. THAT is how you use it? I totally mis-understood!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I thought the butt caddy was for YOU while sittin' on the sofa watching the tube. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Well NO WONDER!!!
Okay okay okay... see, snacks are totally awesome in the bedroom and there is a way to use them, but if your girl is feeling like she is being compared to a cheez-it or is just a tool for your tool, then NO.
No way Jose. That won't ever fly. [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
There are ways to be enthusiastic and fun involving all your favorite things, IF you keep your girl feeling like a Goddess. Of course, she should return the favor and worship you like a God.
Just my opinion, anyway. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Goodluck.

-Emmy

[Emthrax]

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Idea:

And this will work for any couple...

Both of you sit down, either together or in separate rooms, with a pen and paper. You each write down 5 things you'd each like to do or experience with your partner in your lovemaking.
Then compare notes.
Maybe some of the things will match up, maybe they won't. That's okay.
The point is to learn what each of you would like, then you can work together and compromise in a way that is comfortable for the both of you to make these fun things happen. Does that make sense?
Both of you should have something special done just for you by your partner, and then both of you should share something together. At least, that is our philosophy.
If there is anything either one of you is totally uncomfortable with doing, don't do it and don't force it.
Just my two cents. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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That's a GREAT idea Emmy..but there is NOTHING going in my backdoor!!!

Her five things would probably include shoving a lamp up my ass..

No WAY!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]

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[fett]

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That's a GREAT idea Emmy..but there is NOTHING going in my backdoor!!!

Her five things would probably include shoving a lamp up my ass..

No WAY!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]

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[/ QUOTE ] There are only two types of people that can get away with what you pull. People with Alzsheimers and you [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I am just a "Wissenheimer" and I get wacked. But, I hope not by the strap I sent EM [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Hey my peeps , Yours truly is going to take a breather from the board for a moment. I have been neglecting some other plesures and biz that I need to catch up on. I will be checking in when able . I won't be gone too long. But I want to focus on some things I have been putting off.. like assembling a band ..that would be nice. So , I have books to read , homework to do , a Cobra to put away soon , CD shelves to assemble , lots of them , Guitars to play , songs to write and listen to , A G-Major I want to learn to use properly , My favorite season to enjoy , and Vin may srat CYO Wrestling soo , and maybe some nasty stuff thrown in for good measure.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I'll see ya later and take care my friends.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

I'll be back soon..

Have fun..stay Metal ..Stay Evil.. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Bill Z Bub..