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  • #3166
    Re: Bill\'s Place

    I've got a small nun in my office. It has an amazing effect on people.

    The non-religious folks are puzzled because if you hang out with me for more than 10 minutes it's pretty obvious I ain't down with that. The religious folks think I'm one of them after all.

    Then for those few brave folks that dare touch my nun, there is always someone delighted. Why? Because my nun is a dog chew toy. It squeaks when you squeeze it. So why is someone always delighted? Well the non-religious folks are happy to find out I'm like they are and the religious folks delight me with their reaction to a rubber squeaking nun [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

    - Newc

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    • #3167
      Re: Bill\'s Place

      King Diamond in Merciful Fate..Nuns have no fun..C.U.N.T. Yeahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh aaaayyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee...yeah. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      There was a priest and younger nun at my parish that used to get in on..My house was located right between the convent and the preist's house..at 3 am Father Bill would make a "weird" house call at the convent , almost nightly..well it at this time..a baby was "found" in the locked church..it was a miracle..then both nun and preist left the order and got married shortly afterwards...

      believe me , all the Italians and their gossip..this was NO secret at St Rocco's. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #3168
        Re: Bill\'s Place

        quick survey....there's this one chick thats quite nice (and hot, too), and i know for sure that she's diggin me. problem is that 1st she's 7yrs older than i am and 2nd she's a good friend and neighbor of my drummer (that's why she's occasionally doing our merch)
        should i ask her out anyways? i mean she's definitely nice, but the age thing is kinda freaking me out a bit...and the fact that she's related to our band doesn't make it any easier.
        or am i just an idiot thinking about this stuff while i could get laid? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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        • #3169
          Re: Bill\'s Place

          How old are you..seven years..that's nothing..

          ALL my girlfreinds and "relationships" I had prior to getting married were always usually older girls..some much older..

          I was dating a college girl when I was a Freshmen in HS...she was a whore that I was in love with..until I found out she was a whore..which took me about three years to discover.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #3170
            Re: Bill\'s Place

            I wouldn't mind a nice young nun..for a chew toy.

            Maybe my wife should have bought that costume..and I would be Father Felon with "horns" and have at it..you know...somethin' different..

            I like the Catholic schoolgirl outfit best..that always popped my cork.. [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #3171
              Re: Bill\'s Place

              I used to live with a 41 yr old woman when I was 26. She was my friends mom. He was 21. He wasn't too happy about it especially since his bedroom was right nest to ours.
              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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              • #3172
                Re: Bill\'s Place

                i am with a girl in her 20's,i am 40. i vowed nothing over 29 ever again. plus i will probably live about 3 more years anyway. let it rip, get it o.k.'ed by your drummer and let the sausage fly-lol
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #3173
                  Re: Bill\'s Place

                  sausage.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #3174
                    Re: Bill\'s Place

                    Satanic Sausage!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #3175
                      Re: Bill\'s Place

                      bwahaha....you guys crack me up [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      she's 25 btw.....i mean, i'm into girls who are older than i am...my last g/f was 2yrs older. but then again, thats 2yrs and not 7 [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      i'm certainly not getting it ok'd by my drummer....the point i wanted to make is that she's doing our merch so i'm seeing her quite often no matter if i want to or not...atm i'm fine with that, but maybe it might get nasty in the future, thats what i was thinking.
                      fortunately we're not gonna play live until like march 2006 as we're starting to write a new record. bill, be prepared for some serious thrash metal assault [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                      btw, ask baum83, he also met her when his band played a show with mine a few weeks ago [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] but then again, he was stoned and hammered [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                      • #3176
                        Re: Bill\'s Place

                        At 18, you could learn a lot from a 25-year-old girl. She is probably a lot more experienced, and knowing you're only 18 she's not likely to want a longterm relationship, just wants some young blood. If you get along with her and she's hot, it's a no-brainer. Situations with friends and family members of band mambers will always arise; that's where a lot of your fanbase comes from. That's too many people to eliminate from the potential mate pool.
                        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        • #3177
                          Re: Bill\'s Place

                          Bingo..I ditto that!!

                          Yess! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          Hell 25 ..to me that's not old..that's AWESOME!!!

                          Nice..really Nice!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                          Well I met my first serious girl when I was 13 and she was 16 , then my next girl I was 15 and she was 19..back then that was a big difference..but I was doing "something" right , so they stuck around..

                          probably because I was ..I mean I am a major Perv!!

                          No silly S & M shit..but I will boldly go where other men will not..get my point!

                          I'm an ass man!!

                          ASS...its what for dinner.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #3178
                            Re: Bill\'s Place

                            Bill, to you and me 25 is robbing the cradle; to this youngster it's closer to ashton and Demi! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            There ya go! Demi's like 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher, do you think he cares? Hell, he'll give her 20 good years (she'll STILL be hot at 60!) then he'll be like my age and go get HIM a 25-year-old! She'll grab a 35-year-old and everyone will be happy! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                            • #3179
                              Re: Bill\'s Place

                              Yeah , the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              Oh , that really doesn't apply here does it..well same thing!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #3180
                                Re: Bill\'s Place

                                just listnening to Frank Marino - Strange Dreams live, god damn how amazing he is....and underrated
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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