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  • Re: Bill\'s Place

    I'll take the bullet for you guys.
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      OK , then..sure..you want to drive..or do the dirty work.??

      Better let me drive..Well take John's car..he won't mind if we smash it up..

      its got a backseat and Nitrous Oxide..so we're good to go.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        I'll do the dirty work, I'll be so pumped full of narcotics that any wounds won't even be felt. I'll be like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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        • Re: Bill\'s Place

          OK OKay..you wanna play..Say ello to ma lil' friend!!!!

          "Her womb is so polluted I can't have a freakin' baby..mank."

          Nice! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            you guys are in? this is a step in the right direction. i have a plan, i have a very good plan. it will all seem surreal and it will be over in mere seconds.
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • Re: Bill\'s Place

              We need Chuck in tights though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That way we can say we were stealing from the rich to give to the poor(Us).
              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                You don't want to see me in tights..I have OCD.

                Obese Cock Disorder. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • Re: Bill\'s Place

                  We may need you to flash the Dark Marsupial to stun all pursuers and stop them in their tracks.
                  Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                  • Re: Bill\'s Place

                    PLEASE warn me first!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
                    I could keel over and die out of sheer terror or shock, or both. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    Could you imagine my death certificate?
                    Death by Dark Marsupial. Just great. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    Actually... that'd make a great band name. DBDM.

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                    • Re: Bill Z Bub\'s Cyber Pub

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...I'm sorry Sis.

                      You sould know that this place is a locker room sometimes..nasty , forbidden subjects just ozzing with goo..for all to see and slip on.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Sometimes I'm afraid of coming in here myself without wearing a condom..or two [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Emmy , why do most wives like poking their husbands in the arms everyday..this seems to be a phenomenon. Which is discussed very little , except when you're belly to the bar.

                      OK everybody , This is Bill Z Bub's Cyber Pub..The first drink is on me. What's ails you my friends? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                      I'm all ears.. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                      Emmy you too..deposit your complaints HERE! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • Re: Bill Z Bub\'s Cyber Pub

                        Haven't there been enough "deposits" here??
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                        • Re: Bill Z Bub\'s Cyber Pub

                          i'm never working again, i have a sugar twinkie. that's when they are younger than you, much younger and they support you. i still feel the need to rob a bank though, i wonder why that is. maybe i just want to get obliterated with jack and bill. could be.
                          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                          • Re: Bill Z Bub\'s Cyber Pub

                            Meh. I'm not the complaining type, but if you want one, here's a doozy!

                            Keith took ALL of my metal off my mp3 player and put on all of his Huey Lewis, CCR, and Tim McGraw shit on there. OMIGOD. That was so not cool! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
                            He had asked if he could borrow it last time he went on assignment, and that was cool. I had no idea he was going to sodomize it.
                            Well, I wanted it back yesterday so I could put a few more albums on there when I discovered the atrocity!!
                            WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            Now, when I get mad I get real quiet and shoot the evil eye at the offending person. I can melt people with that look, it's awesome. I gave him the look and said "What did you do?", and then he tried to play the innocent "you said I could borrow it" dealio with me, but I just kept looking at him. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
                            He finally said, "hand it over, I'll fix it". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            I can tell you right now Keith will never ever ever touch my music again ever. LOL!
                            He's still not done. It's gonna take him the rest of tonight I'm sure. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            He hasn't even gotten to Nevermore and Opeth and Tarot yet.
                            He's getting ready to leave in a few days, I'm going out to get him his own player before he goes. He kinda needs one I think. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            As far as the arm poking question goes, honestly, I am the WORST woman to ask as to why women do anything, because I don't know. I have never heard of this arm poking phenomenon, I don't use it myself. There are better ways to make a point. If I want Keith to do something, I just flash him. Works EVERYTIME!
                            In my home you are free to be whoever you damn well want to be, but if you poke someone you should expect to be poked back. That's just how it works and it works for us. I said poke. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            Women on the whole make no sense to me, it's why I only have three women friends, and two of them are here on the JCF. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            Pretty much all women are annoying and I would rather not be bothered, there are too many crazy-assed issues driven by "hormones" and all these stupid rules and shit.
                            "You haven't called me, are you mad at me?"
                            WHATEVER?!! It's just too much maintenance for me. If I was a guy I would so be gay. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            Carry on with your locker room talk, that's cool. I just duck out and leave y'all to your musings when you're being chatty. I have no problem with that, no apology necessary.
                            I have been around Squadron boys long enough to know that it's a "guy-thing" and is pretty much vital to your existance. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                            Just like women need chocolate. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                            • Re: Bill Z Bub\'s Cyber Pub

                              Has anyone seen Behemoth or Exhumed live? I'm going to see them tomorrow.

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                              • Re: Bill Z Bub\'s Cyber Pub

                                I love this place it always brings a smile to my normal disimal day. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                According To The Prophecy

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