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  • #3466
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

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    And pick up a couple of enema 2-packs in case the turkey and dressing hit a snag! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    Rich, that is just plain nasty! Ewwwwww. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    ...and Thanksgiving was last month.

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    What's nasty about a clear alimentary canal? Alimentary, my dear Watson!

    Also, we let you have your Thanksgiving a month early due to the glacial slowness of your reaction times.
    Ron is the MAN!!!!

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    • #3467
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      I hope to be ready for Christmas by March.
      Tarbaby Fraser.

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      • #3468
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        Yeah Tommy..my post was all about FUCK yesterday...Tomorrow is a new day..put on a different pair of shades on man..like these.. ([img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img])..and just say fuggit ....put on the "fuggit shades [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]"...shove your pud in your woman and go .."Hey, I like you...ya know that...thanks"..

        Ya know what.. bang your girl with the shades on..why not..do it!

        that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #3469
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          Well Guys, I'm done here for now..too many people draging me down in the dumps with them..I went off on the Bah Humbugg thread and my own bro took it as a personal attack..well that's just not cool..because that wasn't the case whatsoever..not fucking whatsoever..PURE BULLSHIT!

          You know what..whatever..I'm going to have a great Thanksgiving and Christmas and new year..I wish you guys the same.

          if you want to wallow in a cespool of self pity... that is your machoshism..not mine..have fun.

          I told you I'm changing..for MY better , not yours...for me!

          You can be my friends and we can bust balls take about the most retarded shit..and have fun..and I could contine doing what I do..

          but don't need all this masochism imposed on me anymore..

          somedays I happen to be dealing with my own demons that are MUCH larger than your could ever be..but I'm always there to listen..sometimes in complete agony..but who gives a fuck..right?!

          but If you come to me for my wisdom and logic and take it all Fd up..then FUCK IT!

          I'm not the one that put anyone in their mess..but I am the one you turn to when you're there..and I'm the one that wants to get you out of whatever mess that is to the best of my ability..but if you don't need my logic , wisdom , support , advice or lectures..then have a nice life.

          My blood brother didn't want to hear my "lectures" either..and if he did he wouldn't be in jail again..and then calls me crying like a little bitch whenever the shit hits the fan...so he's having a nice lie in a 8 X 8 cell..where he fucking belongs...That was his choice, hope he's happy!!

          Fuck it..I'm here..if you want me ..cool..if not..I can find much better things to spend my fucking time on..like on myself for instance and my family.

          I don't need to hear constant stupid Bullshit and then get a 'tude about it ..then I get all pissed off!

          So you can appreiciate what I offer..or I'm gone..like the wind...Because right now..I just don't give a fuck!

          This place almost got to 20,000 hits..I thought I was doing SOMETHING right..appaerntly NOT.

          Fuggit,

          Bill Z Bub
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #3470
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

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            My blood brother didn't want to hear my "lectures" either..and if he did he wouldn't be in jail again..and then calls me crying like a little bitch whenever the shit hits the fan...so he's having a nice lie in a 8 X 8 cell..where he fucking belongs...That was his choice, hope he's happy!!


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            Hey, what a coincidence. My dumbass younger brother just went to jail today. He was driving drunk, got in an accident, left the scene, didn't even remember it. It was his second DUI... you figured he would have learned two years ago after losing his license for 6 months, but no. The idiot's maybe doing 180 days in jail now, so nice Thanksgiving and Christmas he's gonna have!
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #3471
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              I'm really offended and hurt right now bro...and I can't even explain why..I can but I don't want to..
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #3472
                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] By me?
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #3473
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  No dude by by very best friend ..my brother.
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #3474
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    Ah, I gotcha.
                    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                    • #3475
                      Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      That's it Im going over there man I'm FUCKING PISSED!!
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #3476
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        John and Bill,

                        Be cool you guys. I know you will be, you're bros. Sometimes things like this flare up, it's just how it goes with family. But you get over it. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

                        Both of you are always there for the other one...
                        You will make your peace, this will blow over and then y'all can enjoy the holidays however you'd like to.
                        Or not like to.

                        Don't sweat the small stuff, because that's all it is.
                        K?
                        Emmy SAYS! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                        • #3477
                          Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          And Toe,
                          I'm bummed to hear about your bro.
                          I hope no one was hurt. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
                          I know all about having a family member that is a complete dumbass (there are several in mine).
                          It blows... but you can't hold their hand for them.
                          Despite, I hope you and your family are doing awesomely!

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                          • #3478
                            Re: Bill\'s New Home

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                            And Toe,
                            I'm bummed to hear about your bro.
                            I hope no one was hurt. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
                            I know all about having a family member that is a complete dumbass (there are several in mine).
                            It blows... but you can't hold their hand for them.
                            Despite, I hope you and your family are doing awesomely!

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                            Thanks. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Everything seems to be going well. I don't really think anyone was hurt, but the judge was being a real hardass, I guess mainly because he left the scene. Not that anyone can really blame the judge anyway. My bro fucked up, and he knows it... just gotta do his time and get it over with.
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #3479
                              Re: Bill\'s New Home

                              Some dude just had the green apple splatters in the mens room here at work.
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                              • #3480
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                Same guys that had it in the "humbug" thread? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                Tarbaby Fraser.

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