Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Bill's New Home

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 525
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 144 194 234 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 254 294 344 525 template Next
  • #3646
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    yeah baby, it sounds like we are in for "A Christmas Story"
    more family fun from the pen of of our own "Sweet young William"
    I hate the dentist, man it's freihtening in there, i used to walk in there in anbsolute daze which confirmed that the pain would be just minimal and in the background. i remebr one time i floated down the hall and landed on the receptionists lap .she flipped out a little-lol but said if i had it in me to float all the way to her house that it would be alright. do tell, do tell.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

    Comment

    • #3647
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      Thanks Jack, that was heartwarming..............

      Comment

      • #3648
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        Shit..I don't think I could top that Jack..that was perdy! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

        E...Like minds think a like bro...I too am an artist...was...I need to rediscover that too..

        My wife bought me a nice drawing pad and pencils..I drew a couple of skulls and shit..and was messin round with a logo for the band..but that's about it.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Tommy that's awesome.. was she hot...??

        I saw the FUNNIEST video I ever saw in my life man..some dude was walkin' on a beach..and he's checkin' out some hotties.. not payin' attention where he's goin'...and he trips and his face plows right into this girl's ass while she was reading a book while sun bathing....then she wacks him...anyone ever see that one...it's awesome!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

        OK...I'm about to set up Vinny's Jackson...I got to get this bastage playing like butter in D by tonight...

        wish me luck! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

        Comment

        • #3649
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          oh yeah...Emmy...what's a wasseling...Emmy would know this...she's smart! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

          Comment

          • #3650
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            Like a Waskelily Wabbit??

            no clue Bro
            I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

            Comment

            • #3651
              Wassle

              Yes, I know what Wassle is. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              It is a drink!!! And "Here We Come a Wassleing" has a couple of meanings, actually.
              Carolers would sing the songs house to house and it was/is tradition to offer a warm drink to the cold carolers.
              It is very much a tradition I believe in Norway/Sweden still. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
              Anyway...

              Wassle is wine, mead, spiced drinks (like cider). The word "Wassle" comes from an old English drinking toast, "Waes hael!"

              How do I know this? Heh.
              My family is very very traditional and follows the old ways. And, I watch the Travel channel like a total geek.

              And, yes. I saw the Satan Critters on Southpark... "Blood orgy! Yay!" That was pretty sick. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Comment

              • #3652
                Re: Wassle

                I thought a Wassle was a character in a Dr. Seuss book [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                - Newc

                Comment

                • #3653
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  Where's that Damn Wasiakliy Wabbit
                  I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

                  Comment

                  • #3654
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    [ QUOTE ]
                    Our dentist friend was sweating try to pull my upper Molar...he was sweating..twisting and pulling...when I finally went numb...I was laughing my ass off...


                    [/ QUOTE ]


                    Laughing? Hahaha... It must have been the guy in the other office crying like a baby then... hehehe...

                    Comment

                    • #3655
                      Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      yeah I was crying/SCREAMING at first...THAT"s for sure...but when I was finally numb.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                      watching him work his ass off was just too much ...I laughed...sweat drippin' of his forehead , swearing..."hold still you fuck"...he's a butcher... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      But in ALL fairness...he's a NOT a "dentist"...he's a "endodontist"..he don't pull teeth...he pulls his pud tho...but not teeth...he doesn't have the proper "toolery"..


                      EMMY...when I want answers I know EXACTLY who to turn to...for this kind of stuff...you maam are a walking Thesaurus REX of general knowledge..SIS! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                      Tim ...Donnie...and the SEED...wazzaaaaaaaaap! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                      WELL , It took me over THREE hours to tweak Vin's Jackson last night...while smoking some mistletoe....Man what a Bitch it was getting that thing from E to D...keeping the floating floyd level...Got it after Umpteen tunings...plays great...it'll make a nice geetar for him...

                      OK ...I think I'm gonna warm up with a cup O' Wassle...and warm my chestnuts by the fire...while I conspire..the thing I would lay...to my mother's dissmay...humping in a winter wonderland! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

                      Comment

                      • #3656
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        I thought the thing you would lay to your mother's dismay was a voz. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

                        Comment

                        • #3657
                          Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          it is.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          OK I'll change it..

                          The Vozes I'd lay...to my mothers dissmay...Humping in a Winter wonderland!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

                          Comment

                          • #3658
                            Re: Bill\'s New Home

                            From Young William-"Tommy that's awesome.. was she hot...??"

                            Yes Sir William. That's all that i deal with. "Not Hot? NO got!!!" now kneel before me....
                            "I Knight You, Young Sweet Speaking William, protector
                            of all our JCF lands, and your Disciples-Jonhnny, Zerbs,Lerx, Jack of the Riffers, and The Vitamin of G's, please , stand and be rocognized for it is you that have made my stay here more pleasurable. stand I say!!! Be Recognized!!! Sweet William!!! You are now the high protector of these lands, and your loyal Captains mentioned above will stand with you until the end. The End, ya know?
                            That is the place where you will find me, right next to you, in the form of a great friend, until the end. Until The End. I am your FRIEND.
                            MERRY CHRISTMAS To ALL of YOU.
                            Tommy
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

                            Comment

                            • #3659
                              Re: Bill\'s New Home

                              And Young Endrik, and Em. our new "messengers on the fly"
                              They bring youth to our establishment.
                              Motley Christmas again everyone.
                              Not helping the situation since 1965!

                              Comment

                              • #3660
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                Shit bill I had to have teeth removed front teeth that was bad enough...

                                What jackson did you get vin?

                                Also if you wan't a few floyd hints just pm me cause i've learnt a fair bit about floyds over the years...

                                Ozz [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 144 194 234 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 254 294 344 525 template Next
                                Working...
                                X