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  • Re: Bill\'s New Home

    Drink some Magnesium Citrate, that'll clear you out, you can get it at CVS.
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      Get your silly ass to a Doctor, Bill.
      It could very well be more than a bowel obstruction and you could end up being very very sorry! GO!
      Especially since things have not improved in FIVE days and you're in so much pain.
      Man... I really hope you feel better soon. That really sucks bigtime.

      Hugs,
      Emmy

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        P.S. Anything with sugar in it is going to make you worse. Lay off the canned fruit.
        For constipation... prune juice is awesome. Plain grapefruits are great too. Lots of fluids (water). NO SODA!
        And an enema. But if you have something twisted in your gut, none of those are gonna do nuthin'.

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          High Emmy,..Things are flowing now..

          I did the enema thing the otherday , I was in misery..poor Val!!!!

          I don't want to go the the Docs..my ins. sucks and they just pad the shit out of the bills , ER cost , labs , Dr fees , blood test...and maybe a scope up the ass..

          I literally have to be dying before that will happen..came close the other day tho..I felt like I was dying.

          Em..my sis made me drink two bottles of Magnesium Citrate..and that will SHOCK the system..major GAS pains..I think, the pain is just gas...the pharmacist thought that was a bad choice..I think so too..

          I was told to ONLY eat canned fruit NO fresh fruit yet...soft "gentle" fiber..like baby food..Pruin Juice could also give you more "gas"...so a softer alternative is Pear Juice...which I just drank..I bought and drank both...YUK!

          the best thing so far is..Milk Of Magnesia..

          So far since Sunday , I did Magnesium Citrate , suppositories three of them , enemas , pruin juice..

          so far the best is Milk of Magnesia and Pear Juice..that REALLY got me going and without all the gas pains and bloating..I feel a bit better now..

          I just ate some Oatmeal this morning and a cup of veggie soup and some Gatorade...lets se how that "goes"..

          Mr. Hanky the Christmas pooh ...well he was like my "great pumpkin" this year...I waited and waited..and he never came to visit.

          I been jumping around the house..trying to "Josstle" my guts around...I think it's working.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            Oh Gallons of water...I lost 11 lbs since Sunday...I'm 205 now..WOW

            I drank about three Gallons of spring water since Sunday..along with pruin juice , pear juice and a little gatorade..

            NO POP!!!!!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              I had such a vicious H habit Bill, that 1 time I ate 22
              extra strength 750's in one sitting, and i was still sick as a dog. it did not help the withdrawals at all. But you are right, you have to respect any opiate based stuff, cuz they make you feel oh so capital- [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
              it's 12 times stronger than morphine, and god knows what else. My favorite was that synthetic Heroin, Fentanyl, or whatever. I don't know how to spell it. Talk about floating on a cloud of tities, I gotta stop writing about it or, well, you know, it gets dangerous. I want to go to Cleveland and lose it with you and Johnny. what a team that would be. Ok, it's settled, Bill said we can all come over his house and snap. what time should we be there?
              Tommy
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                Anytime Tommy...

                yes respect the Vicoden....I think I ate 14 750s thru the day and it made my guts come to screeching halt!!

                It never did that before..I always heard that it could..but never headed the warnings..

                F the Vicodins now...the hell with them..I never want to go thru this again..

                Darvacettes, I'll stick with those...at least I don't get all plugged up!

                WEED..made me feel the best...even during my toothaches...it really doesn't kill the pain like the Vics...but it does elevate your mood..and that's a good thing!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  eat enough of those vicodins and you don't need shit tickets
                  anymore-lol (toilet paper)
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    I remember when I had my accident and I was on vicodin. Talk about pain. Imagine trying to push out a stubborn turd while having a shattered pelvis. Damn, I'm starting to hurt again just thinking about it.
                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                      where do i sign up for that-lol
                      that fukkin' sucks jack. gadzooks. how you doin'?
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        I'm haning in there Tommy. Been really sick this week with a cold. Just getting over it now.

                        How you doin? Get a good shot at the fat man yet? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          he's welded to the basement wall, and I was teaching my girl's little brother how tohurl a split fingered fastball
                          last night. and guess who was the backstop-lol
                          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            Well I'm getting back on tarck ...and that's awesome..

                            I'm up only because I had to take a welcoming dump...oh blessed be thy dump...sigh [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                            well, I gotta try and get some sleep in..today Vin had his matches...so I gotta be there all day for that..and that's and all day sucker...I sure hope I don't have to poop...but it's a nice catholic school...so the dumpers there should be better suited for my ass that a truck stop head...that's for sure..

                            you never wanna sit on those kinda things..you get something...crabs, ringworm, pink eye, or worse...something for the whole family!

                            Later Gents! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                            Jack I couldn't even imagine THIS BS with a broken pelvis...Geez! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                            Hey Tommy..I'm baked!

                            Why this awesome stuff is illegal is beyound me...this is bullshit!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              So basically, Bill is full of shit?

                              Sigh...

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                                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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