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    Date Rape Drug
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      oh I see, I'm not an expert on drugs

      I didn't get the "joke" either eheee...
      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        Well, My good man Sweet William, i pretty much meditated, then ingested some fatties accompanied by a donation from a friend in the xanax dept. (what a kind soul and gift it was)
        and became one with my couch and much younger girlfriend without a hitch in the plan. getting out of bed for work on tuesday was a tough one. This is gonna be a killer year for me guys, so if I make a bundle , you will all benefit from it. I see no problem flying my cleveland connection, jack, jimmy,lerx,CamelToejam, etc. out here for a namm party in 2007 that would not be for the meek. A lot of people would say save your money. I will put some away but I like styling my friends out. I'm like Joe Pesci in Casino, "I just don't fukkin' care" [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
        I have always said, you can't put a price on a great day with your friends. I'd really like to take Johnny down south to the pharmacy-lol. I need to recreate that charvel truck picture, where is that thread? it may be the finest picture of Sweet William-lol
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          Wow Tommy! You're up early today, eh? That would be a seriously cool thing to do, and a get-together of Biblical proportions and scope! That'd be the UberNAMM for sure! Hell it might trigger the Roth-VH reunion AND the Big One!
          If so, we just go to the harbor, take a yacht and sail to Mexico to continue the party, sound good? Just brainstorming here...
          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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            Fukk the NAMM show [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            It's overtime at Ringside out here, no lie. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...Tommyeeeeeee!

              Nice to see that you are on the upswing bro..

              Yes, last night I submersed myself in a cloud of THC..then the wife did service yours truly. Her aunt Flow is a visiting..but that's OK. Because I didn't last that long anywhoo..I had about almost two weeks of man milk stored and I was backin' up..that's NOT good!

              But I unleashed the focking fury and all is well.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

              So, Tommy I must live out my sexual fantasies thru my bros like you and John...with these youngins that do all these naughty things.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

              Me and Mrs Bub has been together for a millenium or two..so we got it down to the bare essentials..we can do it twice in three minutes and we go to sleep..monkey love! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Ya know..I haven't had a boinkathon in quite some years..I don't miss it really...I like it fast!

              The faster the better...I like to keep it under a minute if I could..well I try to...it makes the wife and I happy..

              why prolong the agony..I don't want to make a project out of it..I just wanna blow chum and snore.. [img]/images/graemlins/sleep.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sleep.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sleep.gif[/img]

              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              John, has pix too I think..no I do NOT want to see them..I have a great imagination..that would be way too vivid..I don't want to see his mantool because we are friends..friends don't see each others mantools..that's a silly rule with me....Nooooooo spank you!

              'Z Bub
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                EMMY whwre are you??!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                Thanks for the neat stuff you put on MySpace..but I still feel like a lost puppy there... I mean it's a cool place and shit..I guess..but WTF do I do there...I dunno????!! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  I've been staying out of the locker room while you yahoos get it out of your system. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  I have no idea what the hell people do on MySpace.
                  I have my music page, that serves a purpose. Dunno what the personal profiles are for. I got rid of mine, but had so many people asking me to bring my Emmy page back that I did.
                  Ima sucka.

                  BillZ... Im not on yahoo IM anymore. You can find me at MSN. Might have to call your boy John if you decide you want to install that. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Doing good over here in the Emthrax camp. Everyone is back at their respective jobs/schools... whatever.
                  The USAF is trying like mad to get Keith to stay in, not gonna work though.
                  He was almost sent to Bahrain. That was kinda crazy for a bit, this all happened around the holidays.

                  Now we're just down to a count waiting to get the hell out of here. It's been bad, we're choking on fumes from all the fires. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
                  But otherwise... Good!

                  Ciao.

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                    i don't get myspace either. so like you create this profile and have 124,000 of your closest friends wanting to "add" you. WTF? I know they must hate me because I just say not to every dumbass request. blogging is cool but blogspot.com is better so i think i'm done with myspace unless they ever get anything useful up there.
                    I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                    - Newc

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                      em, glad to hear you are on MSN now - you have been assimilated - mwhahahahaha...
                      I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                      - Newc

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                        [ QUOTE ]
                        Now we're just down to a count waiting to get the hell out of here

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        Emmy, whats Keith shortimers chain down to?

                        It was exciting (and scary) making the jump to civvy life, but it was well worth it. Now I'm just a long haired-earing wearing-do what I want civilian and enjoying every minute of it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                        Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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                          Hey Emmy Pardon the locker room spewage..we can't help that...we are boys...retards basically. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          That's are job! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          HEY Tim!

                          Myspace is cool..but it's too much pain in the ass without the instant social gratification..I wish you could respond to your friends that visit...right there on the page...but no...so fuggit.

                          I finally was able to access my SHITTY Email on SBC/Yahoo..I HATE this Email Program 90% of the time It won't let me log in to get my mail...nor does it alarm me when I recieve mail...it's really really really truly sucks..

                          I liked my crappy Email service thru my old cheap ass dial up service MUCH better...as soon as you got mail it advised you ..you click..boom it's right there...not this bullshit!

                          I just read your old Email this morning letting me know about that MSN stuff..I finaly was able to access my mail...I did NOTHING different..the program just sucks.

                          I'll let John know...he'll probably see this anywhoo...yeah I need him to install a better Email program..I just don't use it anymore..well because it won't let me ...it's crap!

                          Glad to hear your doing fine, other than Keith USAF snag...I hope that works out for you guys..keep me posted..

                          I was in such bad shape this whole Christmas break..the Vicodin I was eating because of some MAJOR toothaches put me in a world of hurt...it bound my guts up so bad ...the pain made the toothaches seem lame..my stomach STILL is messed up! [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

                          what is that MSN...another instant messenger thing..I'm a moron when it comes to this crap..

                          Ummm...I would like to see that movie Hostel...anyone see that yet...I'm too cheap to go see it...1.99 at the video store in two months or so is more my speed..especially when all these new so called "awesome" horror movies SUCK..every friggin' one of them looks like som GAY MTV video..I mean Cmon ..it's fucking LAME!!

                          The Ring and the ilk ALL sucked to me..they ALL suck!

                          I had high hipes for that Emily Rose movie..I'm sure glad I didn't waste money to see that crap at the theatre..I didn't like it for 1.99..I didn't even copy it..I'll never watch that crap again..

                          Hostel is supposed to be the shit...but I have a feeling it's just all hype...and is shit!

                          I'll see in a couiple of months when it goes to video..

                          It's not worth seeing a movie anymore..everything goes to video in no time..

                          I'm going to rent Wedding Crashers this weekend...that looks like it would be funny!

                          WEll, I'll be taking a short leave from here again I guess..I'll be busy with Vinny's schoolwork and wrestling again..Val is working more hours ..so that leave me taking care of stuff..that's OK I guess..I have nothing better to do ..but I can't waite till wrestling season is over...so I can be bored again..I hate to be pried out of my house..I'd much rather stay home and NEVER leave..I love staying home.

                          I'm ready for Summer already...just for the Cobra sake..I love that fucker! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                          Lateration
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            yo Billy,
                            I wish I made my marriage work, but she hates my complete
                            existance. Then again, imagine being my wife-lol
                            I'm too immature and irresponsible for that whole situation.
                            I do love hangin' out with my friends a whole lot though [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                              Ahhhh before I leave..I want to turn the odometer! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                                Myspace seems like just more wasted time on the computer to me. I live in a beach town, I spend enough time here while at work. that's more than enough computer time for me. I can barely use one in the first place. Computers take away from cool time, and I mean cool time.
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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