Bill's New Home

[horns666]

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Shit Tommy you turned my odometer for me..now it's 22,000 hits...COOL! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Yeah, I would do it again..we have a great marrige..and I am an ASSHOLE!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

well, she thinks I'm funny when I get mad..most people think it's not a joke..Not her..she loves it..she gets me made on purpose..I really think she loves it..I go into a Italian tizzy...and she thinks that's cute..

I hate it...but she likes it...so I do it for here..all the time...about everyday for the last 20 years or so! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Endrik]

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yo Tommy-Boy how's the wheather there?
It's very possible that I'll be riding on the waves of the black crows beach this year...you better watch out then ahhaaaa

Bill, Emmy, Timmy .... I've always thought that MySpace is the place where bands promote their music or something.... I've also heard that emo kids are hangin' out there... I'm afraid to go there... those haircuts freak me out lol

anyway I'm thinkin about changing my name... how about Mr. FuckUp
that would suit me perfectly...
It's funny because all my relatives are extremely good at everything they do. Some of them are super mechanics, my both gradfathers were engineers, they could build or repair ANYTHING with their hands, my father is one of the best goldsmiths in my country, my grandmothers are both very good at handcrfat...
And me... I can't do anything right, I know how do to things but I ALWAYS mess up...ALWAYS.
When I set-up my guitars then I usually ruin the paint, when I repair some electronics then I blow everything up, when I was a kid then we used to do different furniture in industrial arts/woodshop class, when we did some chair I had to start all over again about 15 times, I fucked everything up. When I eat something then I most definetly spill over something. Heck, I can't even write a Birthday card becuase I fuck that up too.
Sweet jesus, I must be eveil or something ahhahaaaa.
The only things I can do right are:
1)Speak what's on my mind and piss everyone off
2)Logical thinking
3)Guitar playing
4)Pleasuring the ladies

that's about it, everything else I most deffineltly fuck up, I could be a good boss, I would like to command and teach the others how to do things....because I can't do things myself lol

Yours truly
The repairman from the next door.

[atomic charvel guy]

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I had a fairly high maintenance situation. I was the high maintenance-lol

[horns666]

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You are right tommy..when I took a break from the computer..I did thins..I played my guitar like NUTS..did some woodshedding like I used to 20 years ago..I actually advanced in my playing..

I listened to music that was still in the wrapper for months..

I read books..

I spent time with the fam..

Those are good things..

Don't get me wrong I missed you guys..and I will always come back here...

I'll just have to take little brteaks here and there if the homelife gets a tad busy..like right now..

After Jan 29th...wrestling is over..I'll enroll Vin in a Summer wrestling camp...since he's a novice..it'll help him be on his game by next season..

He's getting big..in a few years he WILL be bringing home many a babe..he's got girls coming by and calling him alredy..Geez..

He's a looker and he's got charm...hmmmmmm...must have got that from someone I know...he's better lookin' than me..so that's a good thing...girls ALWAYS liked him..he had "girlfreinds" since pre-school..oh boy..

Yes..I'll have "The talk" with him..maybe I'll learn something! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Yeah I think it was totaly killer for John to get myspace up and going for me..but have NO clue WTF to do there...I go there ..I see some new stuff left by friends..and go..ummm...cool..now what do I do... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Over here..I get to talk with you guys..almost instantly..so I like this better.

[atomic charvel guy]

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if you don't break from here once in a while, you will become an absolute micro-nerd. how about namm next year? you guys should come out and lose it, or better yet, come out here in the summertime. it's a fukkin' joke.
talent evrywhere you look. when I pick up the paper in the morning on the front walk, if you taqke a deep enough breath you can smell the box. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[donf]

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if you taqke a deep enough breath you can smell the box.



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[horns666]

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that's not a bad idea...but dude..if I come out there...the wife is gonna wanna go..hell she'll jump at the chance..

So, for me..that would be terrible..not that I don't want to do stuff with the wife...but that "talent"..well...it's off limits..ya know..I had to pass up many talent that is thrown at me right here..lots of talent!

I'm a good boy..well, she'll take my Cobra, my cds, my house , my money, my soul, my Uber, My geetars and my balls if I don't..

that's what internet porn is for..to get rid of these ummmm urges safely and quickly! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

porn will save a marriage!!! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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E we share the same attributes I think..

but I think I can stir the pot...piss folks off much easier than thee..E.

there are two kinds people ...those few that LOVE me..and many that LOATHE me..

but I don't give a flying backwards fuck..the loathers are ALWAYS assholes IMO!

so assholes can't stand me...umm..isn't that a good thing.. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Emmy, whats Keith shortimers chain down to?


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I have NO clue what this question means. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

It will be VERY weird for us to be civilians. Well, I am a civilian but I'm married to a serviceman and my ENTIRE family is military. So I grew up with it.
Not living on a base or shopping at the co-misery will be strange. But, I am looking forward to it.
Keith MAY just slide over to Air Guard, dunno yet.
They are really hurting in his career field (all I can tell you is that is has something to do with communications and he's highly specialized) so they're taken 'em left and right and sending them out with Marine detachments on forward ops. Scary shit.
A buddy of ours was getting out and moved over to Air Guard. He was a loadmaster and was CONSTANTLY deployed of course. He was so sick of it and finally got out. But the guard sent him out to Iraq for a fucking YEAR. Yeah.
So... I dunno yet what the Keith will decide to do with that.
Anyway... we're out of here in the fall at the VERY latest.

You know, I don't mind the locker room talk. I know that is a very important part of the male psyche so feel free, no apology necessary. I bow out in respect for you, not because of any offense. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Tim... I'm not using MSN for anything but IM. I've heard whack things about hotmail. I HATE Yahoo but still use it for my mail because I have been too lazy to change to anything else. I have one with my internet provider (Cox) and IT SUCKS SO BAD. I fucking hate Cox. Heh.
What bugs me the most about Yahoo is opening attachments. I have to jump through major hoops just to open up a picture a friend will send me of her kids. I HATE THAT SO MUCH!
Can you tell I'm a little irritated? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Is gmail better?

Umm... lessee... Oh... Endrik- you're right about MySpace. It is for bands to promote their music. Or solo whacks like me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I dunno.. the whole thing is nuts. I host my music at other places because MySpace is extremely unreliable. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Oh.. Tim one other thing... I agree with ya on the blogspot. I really enjoy that place.
You need to update your blog. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
No, I still haven't picked up the Pat Travers album. I know.
I had a dream the other night and you were in it! I'm trying to remember what it was about... I know there was a stage and a lot of psychadelic guitars involved though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
It seemed like I was trying to get your attention "Yo Hippie!! Hippie!! HIPPIE!!!!" It was so loud and you were working on some guitars like a madman.
Weird.

This is long. Sheesh.
Bye.

[Emthrax]

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Over here..I get to talk with you guys..almost instantly..so I like this better.

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Call me. Then it really WILL be instant. Like real time! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
But don't call right this minute, I've gotta hop in the shower. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Endrik]

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I hear ya Bill [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
Most of the time I'm very friendly dude with everyone but there is no point when someone starts arguing with me....I've NEVER lost...and that pisses people off. But still there are some who want to prove me something all the time and start arguing and well then I hurt them badly, I use the most powerful weapon....the words.
I think you are pretty much the same as me at that point.

[Endrik]

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I have one with my internet provider (Cox) and IT SUCKS SO BAD. I fucking hate Cox.

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[horns666]

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I'll call you soon sister Emmy...BUT, it won't be today...I gotta run to the drugstore ...for my dope. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Then to the bank...pick up the Vinman from school ...make supper...do homework and take him to wrestling..then come home and pass out..

Mr. Mom..yep..that's me some days.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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"IT SUCKS SO BAD. I fucking hate Cox."

Yeah, I don't care too much for them myself..I was thinking THAT as E posted it.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[donf]

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I have NO clue what this question means.


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A shortimers chain was something we used to wear when you could see the light at the end of the tunnel (eg-discharge). Each link represented the amount of months that are left, so it looks like Keith would have a 'shortimers chain' with about 8 or 9 links on it.

Now, as you get closer, those links turn into days.

Just a stupid little motivation thing we did in the military. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]