One Testicle Larger than the Other

[Basswood]

I just finished a visit at the doctor concerning the difference in size between my left and right nut. After an ultrasound and several fondlings by various health care professionals, they have found my nuts are completely normal. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] So, I guess I am to finish the rest of my life with my left nut being almost twice the size of my right. My only concern now is how this might start to affect my buying and wearing clothing. Things fit fine on the right, but are too tight on the left. Do they sell special clothing for these kind of things? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Bob From Accounting]

Re: One Testicle Larger than the Other

So you're the guy who escaped from the circus last week, ya freak [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Just kidding of course [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Have your significant other suck on the small one for a few days straight ....the suction will bring that ball up to par....

I saw that on 60 minutes once...

[fett]

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Just shoot from the left. So someone spent a cum-load of money to tell you that testes aren't the same size? I fingered that out myself. Disclaimer, Your balls are your own. If you detect a noticable change in one of your nards, get it checked out.

[YetAnotherOne]

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Must be something in the water in Kansas, my right one's about twice the size of the left. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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testes aren't the same size? I fingered that out myself.

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That had to hurt using your finger. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[IommiChild]

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I think my nads are different sizes...or at least one of em hangs lower than the other.

[fett]

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Do you think this has anything to do as to whether you are a "Left-Side or Right-Side" thinker?

[kings31]

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just play with the other one more and it will get bigger.

[YetAnotherOne]

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Workin' hard on those last 44 posts you need? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[jacksonaxes]

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That's definitly non- Jackson/Charvel related talk [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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My left one hangs lower than my right also. I asked my dad and brother about it, and theirs aren't symmetrical either. Plus, it almost feels like there are "brains" under my left one, leading me to believe that my left one is inverted. Asked my dad and bro about that too... they have the same. It's caused me no trouble in the past year, although I used to feel it "hurt" ever so slightly a few years ago. I'm not worried. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Dude just break out the 12 amp Hoover , put the hose attachemnt on the dwarf ball and just watch some TV for a couple hours a night....


that's what I do.....Now I need a bra for my c-cup freshly shaven (sometimes shorned) baby powdered , climate controlled balls.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


Hope this helps...


Bill Z Balls

[RacerX]

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Both NOTP & Bill win today's TMI Award! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]uke: [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[YetAnotherOne]

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Bill wins the thread by a mile though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]