213 Things You Can't Do In the US Military

[RacerX]

Read this list, then ROFL!

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

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[Newc]

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Newc

[guitar geek]

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Harrald

[Ninja Guitar]

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That's Hilarious!

[Bob From Accounting]

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"211. Don't ask LTC Steele to sign my copy of Blackhawk Down"

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[Shawn Lutz]

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I only made it to about 50 and didnt find anything funny enough to carry on [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Someone please cut and paste the ROLF ones [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Obviously Skippy is not in the Chair Force. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

#145 and #191 are my favs.. and the one about Furbys not allowed in classified areas really IS true!!

[LesPaulCustom]

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Obviously Skippy is not in the Chair Force. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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<font color="red">OMG [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]..."Chair Force" that is too funny [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] </font>

[shreddermon]

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Klinger? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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LPC-

Chair Force- that seriously is what we call it!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Husband is enlisted, so at least he works for a living. D'oh!

[HeWhoIs]

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<font color="yellow"> That was great!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[LesPaulCustom]

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LPC-

Chair Force- that seriously is what we call it!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Husband is enlisted, so at least he works for a living. D'oh!

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Ive heard the term "Chair Force" slung around here a time or two. We had a few guys from the Italian Air Force (I think they were Air Force anyway)here last year and they were a riot. It was cool for them to come into DMV and register a very used Ford Escort and think they had it made, but then again, I guess it was, they could leave base that way... Now all I see are pissed off Marines since I started at Cherry Point Dodge...I love it when they owe us major money, and I call the CO and let them know one of their enlisted guys owes us....the look on their faces are freaking priceless...

Mrs LPC

[LesPaulCustom]

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78. I may not call block my chain of command. Heard this one threatened on a weekly basis...

89. Must not refer to the Commander as “Dad”. Heard this one on a daily basis...

148. Putting red “Mike and Ike's” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny. I would pay BIG MONEY to see this one...


203. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO. Havent heard this one YET, but we still have 8 years to go...and he is the Career Planner of Mag 14...

Mrs LPC

[MOSHWITZ]

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now that sheet was funny,,,i sent the page to my brother stationed in afghanistan, he'll get a chuckle [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ScarredDollFace]

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<font color="blue"> 145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
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<font color="red"> 146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
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Nick