what i miss the most about southern cal

[atomic charvel guy]

what i miss the most
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oddly enough, i miss the sandcats that own the local 7-11
and various convenience stores in downtown huntington beach. here is some lingo that has actually really transpired
between myself and those slurpee slingin' dune coons-

murat-" tommy!!!, princess tommy!!! come here, you need haircut!!! seriously now princess tommy, how do you call that,
i do not smell very good right now and i need to go in the fake rain box, how do you call that?"
tommy- "uh, the shower?"
murat-"yes!! that's how you call that!! the shower"

murat-"princess!!!, i am from new york too, i flew over here to
california on the how do you call that, the big bird bus."
tommy-"uh, an airplane?"
murat-"yes that's how you call that!!!"

murat-"princess tommy, you still need haircut, now how do you call that, i was surfing on a wave, i wiped out and my lungs got wet. how do you call that?"
tommy-" uh, drowning?"
murat-"yes!!! that's how you call that"

and my favorite of all-
murat-"god damnit tommy help me clean up all of these twinkies!!! but get a haircut first!!! i am very sad today, how do you call that, last week, my grandmother, she stopped breathing last week and she is still doing it, how do you call that?"
tommy-"uh, she's dead?"
murat-"yes!!!! and she's still doing it!!!!!"

man, just getting cigarettes is a fukkin' pisser!!!

[shreddermon]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

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Welcome back to the Board, Tommy. Thanks for the laugh.

[stsk]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

dude... it might just be me... but making racsist jokes about someone behind their back... and on the internet... is just not that funny

[LesPaulCustom]

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dude... it might just be me... but making racsist jokes about someone behind their back... and on the internet... is just not that funny

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<font color="red"> [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]Damn!! stsk remarking about "politically correct threads? (where the hell is that head-scratchy graemlin) </font>

<font color="red"> That is just too ironic [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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dude... it might just be me... but making racsist jokes about someone behind their back... and on the internet... is just not that funny

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hey dude, i'll tell ya what, when i fly back in a few weeks, i'll go log on to the board from the liquor store that murat works at and let him respond. he'll be the first to admit he is a kookbat of huge dimensions and i will follow suit secondly.
how do you call that, when someone says something that makes people go bwa haha haa ha haa?
uh, a joke? yes!! that's how you call that!!!

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

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dude... it might just be me... but making racsist jokes about someone behind their back... and on the internet... is just not that funny

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hey dude, i'll tell ya what, when i fly back in a few weeks, i'll go log on to the board from the liquor store that murat works at and let him respond

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<font color="red"> Now that is what I call a "full service" liquor store, leave it to the Atomic Noodle to find that one [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

the booze is flowin' like mud around here, where is our
bi-board bartendress? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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where is our bi-board bartendress? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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<font color="red"> She is playing a new Playstation 2 game that has classic games on it (i.e. Atari, Colecovision etc.) </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

i hope there is a bartending game on there, i could use a large glass of gin right now.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

princess tommy, how do you call that? a big glass of gin.
uh, a martini? yes that's how you call that!!!
i feel a large and scary sandcat kick i am falling into right now. it could last for months too. you know me.

[horns666]

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I got your racist joke hanging by my freshly shaven sack nipplenuts ... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Bill Cosby ....you player hatin' Mo Fo..... Fuckin' up all the lil' Racscals ...then stereotyping black kids in Fat Albert.....you jello puddin' humping Huxtable ....Bill Cosby rules now ...doesn't he!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

is it me or is some dicklicks just a tad "Up-tight" over stupid , phony , ridiculous BS...

I think so ....whatta U Tink!!!!

Tommy ...."WE" gotsta get fuggin' high someday!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

a long overdue fatty ritual is in order billy, i whole heartedly agree.

[horns666]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

I don't know 'bout you Tommy .....but TONIGHT ...I'm gettin' trashed ....then come here and say **** I can't remember saying ....like always ... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


I do that to Cleve John sometimes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]....and he even deletes my **** on the CMZ...(I think) from time to time .... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


last time i got wasted (everyday) I went over there and posted some long winded crazy stuff about my PP and how everyone can just line up and suck it ....for a small fee of course...

I think it's gone now.... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

we could start a whole new kinda posting board with our two brains at the helm. take this anyway you want to, we can call it- www.head.com [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: what i miss the most about southern cal

I ckeck out that link later ....right now got my boy playing Pac man right next to me ....I don't need to explain ...."what's that daddy" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You know Mark Twain was 'supposed" to have been a "Satanist" per LeVay and he used many of his quotes such as you're sig ... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


there was many famous Satanist ....they left it in the closet though back in the day just like the homos did...Ben Franklin was supposed to have been one and was a member of The Hellfire Club...probably sat around twisting fatties , worshipping Satan and getting their joint smoke by hos....the usual stuff... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ben Franklin fuckin' ruled ...that explained his flying a Kite during a lightning storm crap...