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  • #46
    Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

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    I hope someone remembers to bring a few extra balls this time. Last time we only had one, and it got hit out of the park pretty early, then we just threw rocks. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="aqua">Yeah,,,,,, at ME!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

    [/ QUOTE ] Well, that sure as hell AIN'T happenin' this year! Don't bogart the brew!!!
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    • #47
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      the only beer at this game will be served to the players.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • #48
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        This is some of the funnist stuff I have read in a long time. By the way I'm a goalie so I have a glove and a big ass stick! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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        • #49
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          wait till i get around to the national league at bat.
          kinda buried at work right now.
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #50
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            Can we set up bars at each plate? I'm sure someone will know how to make a Shirley Temple for NOTP...
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            • #51
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              I can see it now. You little sluggers, you. "My bat doesn't feel like my SD neck." "Is that bat rosewood or ebony?" "Is that a 25.5 bat or 24.75?" " My lemon oil doesn't go that far up the handle, UMP. Or would that be "Amp" ". "I didn't cork my ax, honest."
              I am a true ass set to this board.

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              • #52
                Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

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                I hope someone remembers to bring a few extra balls this time. Last time we only had one, and it got hit out of the park pretty early, then we just threw rocks. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                [/ QUOTE ] <font color="aqua">Yeah,,,,,, at ME!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

                [/ QUOTE ] Well, that sure as hell AIN'T happenin' this year! Don't bogart the brew!!!

                [/ QUOTE ] <font color="orange">Sorry about the rocks last time, Dave. In my defense, they were small rocks. </font> [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                Scott
                Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                • #53
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                  All the American League has to do is put an "Uber" at 3rd base and Bill will get a triple everytime.

                  [/ QUOTE ]Screw the Uber. We'll do it numerically (the way Abott and Costello would do it)... the Triple Rectifier is at third, the Dual Rectifier is at second, and the single Rectifier is at first. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #54
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                    <font color="aqua">yeah but you were throwing them really hard! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>
                    Dave ->

                    "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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                    • #55
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                      Hey, you were lucky we didn't turn on the high powered water hose on you!!!
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                      • #56
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                        hey, we need a volunteer to drive in the the drunken relief pitchers from the american league pen.
                        the driver must be drunk too.
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • #57
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                          hey, we need a volunteer to drive in the the drunken relief pitchers from the american league pen.
                          the driver must be drunk too.

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                          <font color="red"> Hey...you never said that Mrs LPC couldn't drink [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] I'll volunteer to be the (hic)designated decoy er driver [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] </font>

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                          • #58
                            Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

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                            hey, we need a volunteer to drive in the the drunken relief pitchers from the american league pen.
                            the driver must be drunk too.

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                            This would be in-park only, but in a Golf cart. (with a bar in the back) Those who are in Left, Right, and Center field get to drive golfballs at it.
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                            • #59
                              Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

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                              hey, we need a volunteer to drive in the the drunken relief pitchers from the american league pen.
                              the driver must be drunk too.

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                              This would be in-park only, but in a Golf cart. (with a bar in the back) Those who are in Left, Right, and Center field get to drive golfballs at it.

                              [/ QUOTE ] <font color="yellow"> Fair enough, but if they make me spill my drink, I'll be pissed! </font>
                              Scott
                              Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                              • #60
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                                <font color="yellow"> Fair enough, but if they make me spill my drink, I'll be pissed! </font>

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                                Agreed!
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