IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

[LesPaulCustom]

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Why does it have to be a golf cart??? Getcha a big ole John Deere tractor and throw a viper motor on it...and get a flatbed trailer thingy and throw all the drunks in back....thats what we do back home anyway

Mrs LPC [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Oh yeah, and have all the drunk baseball "players" trippin' on the ruts that that big behemoth would leave. No thank you, I have a hard enough time keeping beer in my glass, I don't need to go spillin' it! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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Ahhh...ya gotta learn to hang with the rednecks....those ruts aint too bad, just take BIG STEPS!!! Who says Im serving beer on this virtual tractor?? Its blackberry moonshine all the way...

Mrs LPC

[Budman68]

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hey, we need a volunteer to drive in the the drunken relief pitchers from the american league pen.
the driver must be drunk too.

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This would be in-park only, but in a Golf cart. (with a bar in the back) Those who are in Left, Right, and Center field get to drive golfballs at it.

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[atomic charvel guy]

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"o.k. sports fans, somehow during the commercial break
the american league made three outs and are now taking the field with a 1-0 lead over the national league with the run scored by toejam. jose shreddermon has a different jersey on
than the rest of the team, and if i can make it out clearly it looks to say "french people suck"-lol ahem, cough, cough, anyway, cleveland johnny has a last chat with shreddermon and is just about ready. boxcar willie steps into the box swinging a jackson woodburn neck for a bat,
wait, manager atomic charvel guy is flashing signs for a bean ball to his ace on the mound.he is yelling to establish the plate with some chin music for young boxcar,
and shreddermon comes inside almost decapitating willie.
newc at third is having some problems with some democrats, and soloist is having issues with yankee fans in the centerfield bleachers as well. wait a minute, no the fans were not pointing at newc or soloist, they were tipping the two players off to hurry the fukk up. a melee has broken out in right field near the american league bullpen, buddude
has fled his right field duties, thrown everyone out of the bullpen and set fire to the golf cart. he is also quickly building a wall made of cinderblock around the bullpen bar in an attempt to seal out everyone present. both benches have emptied and are heading to right field in a hurry. all except bill who is still playing happily with his pee pee.
our microphones have picked up buddude now trying to hold the angry mob back with a big stick that is on fire
"it's all mine see, it's mine"
time for another commercial break

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[Budman68]

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<font color="aqua"> That's right ya biotches stay back!! The kegs are mine! Especially you Todd, keep your dickbeaters off the tap!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[Number Of The Priest]

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Originally posted by Tekky:
Can we set up bars at each plate? I'm sure someone will know how to make a Shirley Temple for NOTP...

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Ohhh man, I'm dying over here. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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<font color="aqua"> That's right ya biotches stay back!! The kegs are mine! Especially you Todd, keep your dickbeaters off the tap!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

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OK National League All-Stars, we're going to need a lot of beans. We're going to stink him out!!!

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(I'll teach you to steal beer from me and my compatriots...)

[the_drip]

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mmmmm...binge drinking. Don't need a bar here at short stop...I brougth my own booze.

[LesPaulCustom]

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RAIN DELAY!!! RAIN DELAY!!! RAIN DELAY!!! DAMMIT I SAID RAIN DELAY!!!! EVERYBODY TO THE DUGOUT....MOONSHINE, CROWN, BUD, AND RARE BREED ON TAP!!!! IF YOUR NICE, I MIGHT THROW IN A FEW STRIPPERS IF YA FEEL UP TO IT...

Mrs LPC [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Bud??? As in Buttweiper?? Can I get a Captain and Coke? Better yet, just leave me the bottles....

Oh, and some ice....

[LesPaulCustom]

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OH hell no....not the Captn...Im scare of him(Im scared of everything)....he hurt me one night and I still have flashbacks to it....all I can remember is....a Marine (not Mr LPC) a private club, a fifth of Captn..and waking up the next morning in my own puke, topless, in the snow, with the dog licking me...NO CAPTN!!!

Mrs LPC

[Tekky]

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I didn't say anything about sharing. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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Cant stand the smell....you drink wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[illumina]

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Can i be the mascot? i wanna harass all the Banned Ballsniffers.

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