IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

[LesPaulCustom]

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Does this sport thingy have halftime??? I really think somebody should be grillmaster and cook up some tbones and chicken....

Mrs LPC

[horns666]

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I'm still playing with my Pee Pee... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Budman68]

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I'm still playing with my Pee Pee... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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[RacerX]

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Can i be the mascot? i wanna harass all the Banned Ballsniffers.

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Wahahahahahahaha! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="blue"> Hey, Atomic Fruit-Bat, what is going on now after the melee with Budman building his own "Palace o' Beer" and the ensuing madness [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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i see a 7th inning stretch type situation, but in the bottom of the first.
i will gladly tape some M-80's to some golf balls, light them and drive them into the stands for some entertainment.
surfdork has volunteered to let me hit them off his nose
which will be the tee.

[shreddermon]

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Hey, Boxcar: nothing personal. Tommy just gave me the sign to knock you the hell out, so we could steal that woodburn neck / bat of yours. It was a strathead, after all. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Unfortunately, I was so drunk, I didn't notice that it was actually a mid-90s reissue psuedo-strathead. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Then I got distracted while squeezing a "French's" mustard bottle from my crotch at some unsuspecting female fans (who looked vaguely French) on the first base line while yelling "here poodle, poodle, poodle!". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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who gives a flyin' flank steak about other people's feelings shreddermon. if this game somehow miraculously gets back underway, i may have to pull you for having compassion for other human beings-lol

[shreddermon]

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While his coach is screaming this as him, Shred turns in his direction and squeezes off mustard at Tommy. "What's that coach?! I can't hear 'ya over the crowd!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i'm on my way out to the mound pal!!

[shreddermon]

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Shred sees his coach approaching the mound and making a "lefty" sign. Meanwhile, Ronan Tynan approaches home plate, hoping to do the 7th inning stretch routine early, to distract the crowd from the mayhem.

Shred, pissed that he's being pulled, bullcharges the fat bastard and knocks him to the ground. Then he mounts him like the jackass that he is, grabbing those enormous fuggin' ears like a pair of handlebars, and screams "you're my lucky charms, bitch!" He then rides Ronan around the bases, all to the music of "God Bless America".

[atomic charvel guy]

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alright, you can stay in the game. it's moves like that
which made you an easy choice to be my starter-lol

[shreddermon]

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Meh. I'd rather be drinking in the bullpen. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] j/k!

[horns666]

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I'll be a smokin' and a poppin' in da bullpen...then I'll be ...ahhhhhh..

.....who just sat in my wet spot... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Cant stand the smell....you drink wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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OH, give me a break. If you and I are in a bar together, we'd be sitting side by side getting hammered and you know it!! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]