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    IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

    here are my lineups in honor of the all star game tonite. i use the word honor really loosely. in fact, the stench from this game could rise all the way up and choke the whole lot of them in heaven-lol

    AMERICAN LEAGUE-
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    Toejam- leading off way out in left field-lol
    Lerx-batting 2nd at 2nd base
    Horns- batting 3rd at first base
    Cleveland Johnny- cleanup at catcher
    Newc-5th at 3rd base
    RacerX-6th as the d.h.
    Buddude-7th in right field
    Chucklesracer-8th at shortstop
    Soloist-9th in centerfield
    and on the mound- jose shreddermon
    in the bullpen- diablo,the lpc's(both of them)stuka,shawn lutz,jack the riffer,ace, and black mariah for some bean balls.
    manager-atomic charvel guy (are you kidding? with this lineup, who else could manage these fukkin' whackjobs-lol)

    THE NATIONAL LEAGUE-
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    Boxcarwillie- leading off in right field
    Tekky-batting 2nd at 2nd base
    Skidd-batting 3rd at 3rd base
    Brett Coleman- cleanup at first base
    Greg Crowe- 5th at catcher
    Drip-6th at shortstop
    vitamin G-7th in left field
    Genebaby-8th in centerfield
    Tetsuo-D.H. (i know i know, no d.h. in the national league but this is my thread)
    Drsracing on the mound shelled by my band of kookbats.
    in the pen- N.O.T.P.,JGcable,Xeno,CRYO,750,Joe,both Powells,Fettster, and everyone else i forgot-lol
    managers-Jim Shine(for actual strategy)
    Mudkicker(to do just what his name says to the ump)

    that is a tough american league lineup to beat. i advise hitting everything to first base, Bill will be busy playing with his pee pee so all the balls will get through.

    who would win this disaster?
    Not helping the situation since 1965!
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  • #2
    Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

    I learned everything about baseball by watching Ozzie Smith.

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    • #3
      Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

      He'd how it'd go

      Chuck and Black Mariah would be thrown out for fighting

      Ron would be to busy spell checking our line up cards till of corse we get a machine to do it for him.

      Brett C would end up aurguing with the ump, and pick up 1st base to throw it at him, and underneath it would be an original King Kelly buried in the dirt, and he'd offer the grounds crew a forture for it and then after they get his money, the try to sell it to Jim shine since the serial # is j0666. But Mudkicker would save the day on his Yamaha buy roostin a berm in their face

      Greg Crow actually bought his spot on the team on ebay for a stupid low price but almost loses it to ALz when he emails the seller offering more to be on the team

      Vitamin G and Genebaby would end getting Drip, Tekky and Skid all drunk on fosters before the game rendering them all worthless

      Toejam would get arrested for indecent exposer of his man boobs on the way to the game

      Bill would do just what Tommy said

      Newc would mod his bat and glove into a weadpon of mass destruction

      That was all pretty stupid, butI can't think of anything else right now
      I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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      • #4
        Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

        hmm...i used to be able to throw an 85 mph fast ball...but it's been years...i might make a better bench-warmer at this point...lol...d.m.
        http://www.mp3unsigned.com/Devane.ASP

        http://www.mp3unsigned.com/Torquestra.ASP

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        • #5
          Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

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          Toejam- leading off way out in left field-lol


          [/ QUOTE ]
          Hey, I'm more out in right field than left! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          When I played little league, I was always either right field or second base. I'll give left a try, though, since it's still "out there". LOL
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
            Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

            LOL @ Donnie! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That's pretty creative!
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #7
              Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

              I wouldn't even make it to the stadium, I'd be arrested for driving on a suspened licsence, Leaving my bullpen to come bail me out to make the 1st pitch
              I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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              • #8
                Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                I'm the Billy martin of the JCF.

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                • #9
                  Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                  Then you get to drink a bottle of vodka for every even inning and a beer for every odd
                  I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                  • #10
                    Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                    This is actually more entertaining than MLB. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
                      Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                      I got picked to play!!! YAY!! It really is the little things in life that make you happy.

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                      • #12
                        Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                        Just make sure you bring bail [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                        I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                        • #13
                          Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                          "Bill would do just what Tommy said".....ahhhh...where am I at again ....third base [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                          It's kind of hot out there on third base....can I smoke a fatty and drink a beer??? [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #14
                            Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                            We would expect nothing less Bill.

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                            • #15
                              Re: IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

                              Cool ....can I wear my thong speedos... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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