IF THE JCF HAD AN ALL STAR GAME

[Drsracing]

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Fatties and Thong speedos are requiered for all 3rd baseman, and Mrs. Lpc [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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Actually Tommy has Bill at first base. AS for me at second, I appreciate the faith and love but for the team's good I must say that as a baseball player I am probably the Bob Eucker of the JCF League. I'd be glad to do the beer comercials though!

[VitaminG]

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wow, I made the team! Thanks Coach!

Unusual for me to be coming out of left field though..... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Soloist1]

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9th? I'm batting **** 9th? I should expect that from a Yankee manager though. lol

[horns666]

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Well ....to tell you the truth I'm really horrible at baseball ....can I just chase people around with a bat....this I could do..

while wearing a thong with my left ball hangin' out and a Dimmu T shirt with my boots on....nice visual

is this OK [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Chuckracer]

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Me at Shortstop??? [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

Is there some sort of insuation there? Some thinly disguised joke...?

I resemble that remark!!

[horns666]

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Don't worry Chuck ...I'm no giant myself ...I go 5' 8"....but I prolly got you by gravity at 225 [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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chuck,
i have pulled you from the lineup,
FRITZREISER is now at shortstop, and while all these cats are playing ball, you and i will have our mercenaries deployed and sacking collections. it's part of the grand design. you gotta have goals ya know.

[horns666]

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Tommy is Chuck's avatar ...your baby picture or his... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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it's sully's -lol

[shreddermon]

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I'm pitching?

...Hmmm. Given the current state of the Yanks starting pitching, I'm not sure whether to take that as a complement or an insult. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] j/k!

Just call me "Boomer" because I'll be showing up for the game already trashed. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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here's the first pitch of this game-

"DRS and the boys have taken the field and are all warmed up. what a day for a game we got here. Greg Crowe calls for an all original bullseye fastball, but DRS is too drunk to make out the signs. he takes matters into his own hands and throws and import splitter, Toejam jumps all over it and hits a sharp but very playable liner to 2nd. Tekky is too busy burning cd's and the ball rolls into right center. boxcar is having an alice in chains reunion in right field and does not see the play going on. genebaby is in austalia
and not able to cover the play either. brett coleman takes
a mighty swing at the runner before he turns to chase the ball in right. vitamin G has also got on his horse to right center for the ball as well. vitamin g is knocked all the way back to left field after colliding with coleman. coleman picks up the ball, relays it to drip who turns and fires to third to cut down the toejam who is now sporting a shiner from rounding first. uh oh, skidd is holding a hockey
stick instead of a mitt and can't catch the ball. drs luckily stumbled over behind skidd after the pitch and passed out, thus blocking the relay throw from drip. skidd takes a high stick to toejam but hits him in the manboobs
with no effect whatsoever. safe at third!!! and jim shine has the bullpen warming up as the umps decide to leave drs right where he is.we need a pitcher please, and sometime soon.-lol"

[atomic charvel guy]

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oh yeah, DRS was wasted cuz mrs. lpc got him fukked up in the hospitality tent in the bullpen.

[LesPaulCustom]

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oh yeah, DRS was wasted cuz mrs. lpc got him fukked up in the hospitality tent in the bullpen.

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<font color="red"> Mrs LPC [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] do something like that [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]....nah....she wouldn't do that [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....besides, if she did, DRS wouldn't be able to function properly [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[Tekky]

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Tekky is too busy burning cd's and the ball rolls into right center.

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I got a CD burner in my contract? [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Just one question... Which one is 2nd base?