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  • #31
    Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

    I know, I fukked up for typing "lose ", but I did so to point out a typing error of yours. And, I typed fuccked in order to avoid the cussing censor of this board, just like fukked, and fucced, and f u c k e d, and f*cked, and etc. But if I type ****, well, you see.

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    • #32
      Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

      [ QUOTE ]
      How much you want for your house, little hot guy?

      [/ QUOTE ]

      Being 6'2" and having significant girth I'd have to say that nobody has called me little in a looooong time [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      But if you are really interested in a house in a very nice neighborhood on the eastside a block and a half away from Lake Sammamish shoot me a PM.
      I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

      - Newc

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      • #33
        Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

        <font color="yellow"> NINJA </font> <font color="red"> What is that thing? a scorpion or a very nasty spider? </font>

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        • #34
          Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

          Checking the properties of the pic reveals that it is a Sydney funnel web spider (Atrax robustus).

          http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/funnelweb.htm
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #35
            Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

            Yep, it's a Sydney funnel web spider. And no, I don't really recommend you go pet a live one, haha. Unless, of course, you WANT to die.

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            • #36
              Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

              I'd pet him with a gallon of diesel and a Zippo [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Newc
              I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

              The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

              My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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              • #37
                Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

                So you just want to piss him off, eh? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #38
                  Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

                  All this humidity talk is makin' my balls itch ....I hate hot sticky weather ...

                  I hate the sun ....The sun can kiss my hot sweaty balls.

                  F U C K You Sun... [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

                    My balls are stuck to my leg.
                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    • #40
                      Re: I am loosing my \"precious bodily fluids\"

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                      I'd pet him with a gallon of diesel and a Zippo [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Newc

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                      Haha, I wouldn't get near one of those things, even to try and burn it. Those fukkers can kill you so easily it's not even funny. I'd rather just leave it alone, call a specialist to get it, or shoot it with a gun (so I don't have to get too close to it).

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