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  • #16
    Re: my perfect woman

    You look at their face? What's wrong with you? lol
    We must!
    We must!
    We must increase the bust!
    The bigger the better!
    The tighter the sweater!
    The boys are counting on us!

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    • #17
      Re: my perfect woman

      and that's where the headaches originate too.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • #18
        Re: my perfect woman

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        research and development will have to get a few kinks out, just give me some time and i will be shipping custom
        "atomic headache free robobabes" in no time. you gotta have goals.

        [/ QUOTE ]

        I was sent a picture by your R&D of their proto type. I would say you have more than a few kinks!

        ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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        • #19
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          [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

          <font color="yellow">PENALTY....UNNECESSARY IMAGES.....THAT JUST WASN'T RIGHT [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] </font>

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          • #20
            Re: my perfect woman

            that's due to the fact that
            "atomic books,casino, and house of anacin"(extra strength) has been doing all the funding. i need investors. am i all alone in this quest? this is ripe to sell. the idea, not the above prototype.
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • #21
              Re: my perfect woman

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              Could I pre-order one like this?



              [/ QUOTE ]

              Hey! Stand up! What are you looking at?... It's just a deodorant in my pocket, common'... [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

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              • #22
                Re: my perfect woman

                with my new "headache-free missile twisters" there is no controversy, fighting, disorder, or explaining to do like in the above response. 1,292,467,455% "headache free"
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #23
                  Re: my perfect woman

                  [ QUOTE ]
                  [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

                  <font color="yellow">PENALTY....UNNECESSARY IMAGES.....THAT JUST WASN'T RIGHT [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] </font>

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  Indeed e o [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

                  ( puke smiley doesn't work [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]uke: )

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                  • #24
                    Re: my perfect woman

                    All I need is Mandy Moore and my life would be perfect
                    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                    • #25
                      Re: my perfect woman

                      My wife still does it for me ...very cute and petite ....Italian / Romanian , very long dark hair , ....she's 4'10" and goes at 87lbs. soak and wet....she could pass for early twenties for the next ten years..!!!


                      Only complaint .....no swallowing and the ass is off limits ....partialy my fault but that's a long story.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #26
                        Re: my perfect woman

                        research and development has just added "pay per view triple x movies" with a descrambling satellite card that gets you past the actual paying for it.
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • #27
                          Re: my perfect woman

                          Here's mine. Do you know how long and hard I had to search for a picture suitable for this board?



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                          • #28
                            Re: my perfect woman

                            [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] Gotta love that sultry look...

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                            • #29
                              Re: my perfect woman

                              [ QUOTE ]
                              Vida Guerra body with Sports Channel head. Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!



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                              Vida is a Jersey girl. Go get her Toejam. I think she lives in Perth Amboy, that's close to you.
                              Scott
                              Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                              • #30
                                Re: my perfect woman

                                She does. Supposedly she is a loan officer for some bank there.
                                We must!
                                We must!
                                We must increase the bust!
                                The bigger the better!
                                The tighter the sweater!
                                The boys are counting on us!

                                Comment

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