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  • #61
    Re: my perfect woman

    I dunno I can't keep my eyes off that pic ....and I'm touching myself ....I can't help it! [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #62
      Re: my perfect woman






      Mandy moore rocks [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
      I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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      • #63
        Re: my perfect woman

        introducing... Ron Amber Thiessan!










        the skin textures dont match perfectly...oh well..
        any comments, ron? or are ya lost for words now that yer secrets out??

        ~E

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        • #64
          Re: my perfect woman

          .....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh such beauty ....never have I behold such seduction ....I can't take it ......I think I'm gonna ....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....


          ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....spoooooooooooooooooooge. .....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....spoooooooooooooooooooooo oooooge....


          ....thanks [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #65
            Re: my perfect woman

            Wow Mandy Moore does smoke ....no offense Ron ...

            you're more "exotic" though..
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #66
              Re: my perfect woman

              AHHHH!! I see that Ron finally made it back to the R&D lab. We still need to tweak it alittle more Ron, but we are getting there.
              1990 Jackson Professional
              1992 Dean ML
              2004 Epiphone Flying V
              2005 Epiphone Dot
              2009 Fender Stratocaster
              2007 Fender H/S/S Stratocaster
              2004 Fender Telecaster Deluxe
              2006 Fender P Bass
              2006 Ibanez Exotic Acoustic
              1984 Marshall JCM800 Stack
              1996 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe DeVille
              Custom Pedalboard
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              • #67
                Re: my perfect woman

                Is it just me, or are Ron's boobs a little nicer than those other manboobs that seem to keep surfacing around here?

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                • #68
                  Re: my perfect woman

                  [ QUOTE ]
                  My perfect woman actually spent the weekend with me. Sucks though, I live and go to school here in NY and she does the same in Boston so there's a bit of a distance thing. She even brought me home made cookies and made me dinner!

                  Anyways, she's about 5'7, blonde with the cutest face you have ever seen, DD boobs and she's a musician like myself!

                  Seriously though, I'm gonna try to work this thing because she's beyond amazing.

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  I would shoot and boot bro. RULE #1.... never get serious with a chick who shares your interest in music. Trust me.. you will understand when you get older. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                  • #69
                    Re: my perfect woman

                    Here is my idea of a perfect woman.
                    1. she must have a flat head (to put my beer on)
                    2. she must have a circular tatoo (coaster) on her lower back.
                    3. after I am "done" she needs to do any of the following:
                    Instantly vanish into thin air.
                    Turn into a ham sandwich
                    Turn into the TV clicker

                    nuff said..

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                    • #70
                      Re: my perfect woman

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      [ QUOTE ]
                      My perfect woman actually spent the weekend with me. Sucks though, I live and go to school here in NY and she does the same in Boston so there's a bit of a distance thing. She even brought me home made cookies and made me dinner!

                      Anyways, she's about 5'7, blonde with the cutest face you have ever seen, DD boobs and she's a musician like myself!

                      Seriously though, I'm gonna try to work this thing because she's beyond amazing.

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      I would shoot and boot bro. RULE #1.... never get serious with a chick who shares your interest in music. Trust me.. you will understand when you get older. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      You think? I'm a metal guitar player and she plays horn in an orchestra, similar but not too much so.
                      I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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                      • #71
                        Re: my perfect woman

                        Trust me, the horn blowing comes in handy in the long run. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                        • #72
                          Re: my perfect woman

                          [ QUOTE ]
                          Here is my idea of a perfect woman.
                          1. she must have a flat head (to put my beer on)
                          2. she must have a circular tatoo (coaster) on her lower back.
                          3. after I am "done" she needs to do any of the following:
                          Instantly vanish into thin air.
                          Turn into a ham sandwich
                          Turn into the TV clicker

                          nuff said..

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          Holy male-stereotypical comment Batman!! [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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                          • #73
                            Re: my perfect woman

                            Actually JG...I tend to agree with you on this one. I just divorced a fellow musician....it turned out in the end, that was ALL we had in common.

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                            • #74
                              Re: my perfect woman

                              Here are a few more traits of my perfect woman:

                              No gag reflex
                              she must have a high six figure income and who insists that I persue my musical interests and not tie myself down to a 8-5 job.
                              bi-sexual and loves to bring women home
                              great cook although she never eats
                              insists on wearing g-strings and half shirts with no bra even to church
                              Prefers anal when it is that time of the month

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                              • #75
                                Re: my perfect woman

                                lol, this is a great thread, especially the ron proto's!

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