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  • #16
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    Hey, could you pm me the phone number or address for that place. I want to have a little phone fun with them.

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    • #17
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      I'd knock the sand off his ass with a roll of salami ...

      then to strenghten our relations with the muslim culture ...I would play hide the salami with the wife ...just for PR.
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #18
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        Maybe she's not very fresh down there and nobody in their right mind would want to taste her yeast infected falafal.
        And now, she cut the husband off until he nums her.
        Couldn't blame him then, but it's still funny as hell. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #19
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          "bareksha!!! help me clean up these fukkin' twinkies!!!!
          where is that jack person!!!!"
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #20
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            slap him with your schlong

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            • #21
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              Car bomb his store... He should understand that...

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              • #22
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                Yes then car bomb her gash ....she' should be used to that to...
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #23
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                  I just love the fact that I made a conservative middle eastern woman talk like a whore.
                  I'll give her my crotch bomb. the last thing she'll see is blinding whiteness, until the goo clears. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Bill, I'll ask her if she has a magic lamp that you can stick your tool in.
                  Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                  • #24
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                    "how do you call that? the thing you rub where the girl who is much better looking than me comes out? oh yes, a magic lamp, that's how you call it. acchnod, take this magic lamp
                    and fukk off, i'm with jack now!!!!!"
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • #25
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                      Thank you ...I would shove my schlong in there and ask for three wishes ...

                      my first wish ....Gimme all the money I could spend

                      all the bud I can smoke

                      and a record deal would be cool...I want to do a duet with J-Lo ....where I shove a flute in her ass and she could queef the star spangled banner ....now that would be somethin'
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #26
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                        I'd go back there and tell the little faggit to bring it on. I'd tell him to put his life where his little ****'in mouth is. Don't take that kind of bullshit from that motherfucker! He desrves to get his ass kicked 3 times a day for the next 2 weeks just for even saying anything like beheading you. **** that ****. Go kick his ass bro!!
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                        • #27
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                          I think it's funny ....if I heard some stupid sand booger say that crap to me ...I'd laugh my balls off ...

                          then I would offer him an all you can eat Italian sausage buffet ...while holding my schwance..

                          what's he gonna do ....really what???!!!


                          ahhhhhh **** ....I still go up there and talk to the wife though ....why not ....what's he gonna do.....not a damn thing!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #28
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                            that slurpee slingin' dune coon has run completely amuck,
                            give him a mouthful of chicklets.(loose teeth-lol)
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • #29
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                              [ QUOTE ]

                              what's he gonna do ....really what???!!!


                              [/ QUOTE ]

                              Nothing to you. Thats the damn problem. He will beat her later on. With all the crap going on today and the fact I hat ragheads to begin with I am quite certain I would have blown a gasket. Emergency vehicles would have been involved.
                              http://www.jacknapalm.com/

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                              • #30
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                                Horns said Schwanz! ha ha ha ha ha! Madelaine Kahn in "YOung Frankenstein"- "He vood haf an enormous Schwanzstucker!" ha ha ha ha ha

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