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  • 94 degrees in Seattle. "I'm melting!!!!"

    Well, I am walking to the fleamarket today and it's supposed to top out at 94. If you don't hear from me in 4 hours, I am probably dead in a ditch from heat prostration. They have these open ditches for drainage where I live and they may not find me for days. If I don't make it back, I just want to say it's been a slice. If I do make it home, I will consume vast quantities of beer and pass put in a pool of sweat. Ya, just gotta love Seattle. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
    I am a true ass set to this board.

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    Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

    I'm at fukkin work till 5, at least you get to enjoy this ****. I have customers complaining that their 500k Yach is broken, Boo Fuckkin Hoo. Plus Kzok isn't anserwing their phones for my mighty Van Halen rock block request
    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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    • #3
      Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

      this sucks. it's **** hot on the first weekend our house is on the market.
      I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

      - Newc

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      • #4
        Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

        Can I have your guitars if you don't make it back? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

        Don't forget to baste the bird.
        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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        • #5
          Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

          Dang, and a lot of homes there don't have A/C. I can remember how much whining went on up there when it anything above about 80 F when I lived there. Oh well, persevere and take heart - the heat should break in another day or two.
          Takeoffs are optional but landings are mandatory.

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          • #6
            Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

            Spent the day in the pool. It hit 96 at my house on union hill in Redmond. Shaving the nut sack paid off today.
            ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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            • #7
              Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

              I got highjacked walking home from the market. I helped this guy last weekend at his garage sale. He was noy going my way, but stopped and said he would give me a ride. This was at 10:30. We got back at 5:15. We went on a garage sale quest. We must have hit 30 sales and drove 100 miles. He is an older guy that has 50's war stories like you wouldn't believe. Driving is good and you don't sweat. Sitting is bad because all the liquid leaves your body. Kids, get your grandparents to talk. It is trukky enjayable for everyone.
              I am a true ass set to this board.

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              • #8
                Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

                Well, at about 2:30 the day was so slow I decided to go on a "parts run" around lake washington on my bike, got back to close up shop at 5, that sped my day up. Got home at about 5:20 took a COLD shower, cranked up the Van Halen, and Motley Crue and I'm sittin' here sippin on a cool lemenade
                I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                • #9
                  Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

                  it hit 103 down here in Eugene...So goddamn hot...grrrrr

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                  • #10
                    Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

                    Just remenber, your guitar will stick to your body and will spoil the the paint. Just sit back; curse the heat and humidity and drink the cold beverage of your choice, [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #11
                      Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

                      Been a pretty mild summer here so far... I think it has only gotten over 110 once that I recall. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                      • #12
                        Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

                        It got to a whole 70 degrees here in Cleveland today ....and My air is still runnin'..well because ...

                        My balls must be kept at 69 degrees at all times....
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

                          Hot weather, more bikini girls.
                          Go outside, you will see hotties.. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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                          • #14
                            Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

                            So hot in Seattle today, the bikini's were melting off.
                            ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                              Re: 94 degrees in Seattle. \"I\'m melting!!!!\"

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                              So hot in Seattle today, the bikini's were melting off.


                              [/ QUOTE ]
                              That's it!
                              I am heading for Seatle tonight.
                              [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

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