The 1 and Only reason I hate men!!!!

[LesPaulCustom]

Ive never met a "straight" man that stands in the closet going..."what should I wear today" I HATE MEN FOR THAT!!! I think if I have to stand there and dwell on it, men should too. And it doesnt end with clothes...after you decide what to wear, then its off to scrunchies...they have to match the outfit, and then the dreaded shoes decision. Sometimes I wish I had a pecker just so I wouldnt have to go through this torture every freaking day of my life. Needless to say, I cant find a shittin thing to wear tomorrow....okay Im finished....Im outta prozac, sorry!!!

Mrs LPC

[Drsracing]

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I go for the luck of the draw, I just blindley reach into the hamper and whatever comes out, Wham... I wear it.

[LesPaulCustom]

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Must be freaking nice to be able to do something like that, with my luck I would reach in and pull out a pair of Mr LPCs undies that I had forgotten to wash for a couple of weeks [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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I dwell on what to wear sometimes....

*sniff sniff* oh man, I really should wash that.

*sniff* hmm, that's not too bad. A quick spray of deodorant and no one will notice.

*pssshhhht*

and off I go.

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[dinkyjacksonman]

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Ive never met a "straight" man that stands in the closet going..."what should I wear today" I HATE MEN FOR THAT!!! I think if I have to stand there and dwell on it, men should too. And it doesnt end with clothes...after you decide what to wear, then its off to scrunchies...they have to match the outfit, and then the dreaded shoes decision. Sometimes I wish I had a pecker just so I wouldnt have to go through this torture every freaking day of my life. Needless to say, I cant find a shittin thing to wear tomorrow....okay Im finished....Im outta prozac, sorry!!!

Mrs LPC

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Are you talking about Mr.LPC?
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[LesPaulCustom]

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Well he doesnt have that prob at all...its cammies every freaking day....and weekends hes mostly in a t shirt and his Ralph Lauren shorts

[GiantBaba]

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I only struggle with what to wear when it comes down to looking in my closet and wondering "Does that shirt still fit over my big fat gut?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Luckily for me, most of the time the answer is "yes", or at least "just barely, whew".

[LesPaulCustom]

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I feel for ya on that one....but my prob is just a bit ummm...higher up....I hate working with mainly men, they notice EVERYTHING...especially when they see them wayyyyyyyyyyy before they see you!!! Now my freaking closet looks bare cause Ive put on EVERYTHING I own and its all laying in the floor now...and I still aint got **** to wear...time for shopping!!!

Mrs LPC

[wulfe13]

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Ah haaaa! Now the truth comes out! Nothing to wear, suuure! you just want an excuse to go shopping... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] J/k Mrs LPC..

[LesPaulCustom]

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Weeeeeeeeeeeell...I seriously dont have anything to wear, and yeah I wanna shop, but I dont "go shopping", I normally do it all online, its alot easier and theres no decent places here to go shopping other than the PX and the stuff there sucks too....

Mrs LPC

[dinkyjacksonman]

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E-bay has cheap stuff.
I have seen people buying Ralph Lauren pants and shirts for both men and women around $1-10.
And sometimes they are brand new.

[Emthrax]

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Well he doesnt have that prob at all...its cammies every freaking day....and weekends hes mostly in a t shirt and his Ralph Lauren shorts

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Mrs. LPC,
Yeah.. mine too. He's in BDUs every day, he has to iron those suckers though. Sucker!
But the two of us.. we are t-shirt and jeans people. Just reach in the closet and pull out one of each and they always match. Hard to get our clothes mixed up- the Sarge wears the extra large shirts and I've got the babydolls. Would LOVE to see him try to fit one of those on himself!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Sounds like its time to go shopping girl!! I'd happily go with ya, but I only go shopping if I get to stop in a guitar shop too.

[img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] Cheers!
Em

P.S. ... what gripes me is how fast guys can get ready in the morning. Just shower and go. None of this shaving, lotioning, hair-drying (which takes freaking DAYS). Ugh.

[dinkyjacksonman]

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And I agree that online shopping is great.
They usually offer free shipping and no tax sometimes.
Also you can always return your items and exchange for something else too.

[LesPaulCustom]

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Well he doesnt have that prob at all...its cammies every freaking day....and weekends hes mostly in a t shirt and his Ralph Lauren shorts

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Mrs. LPC,
Yeah.. mine too. He's in BDUs every day, he has to iron those suckers though. Sucker!
But the two of us.. we are t-shirt and jeans people. Just reach in the closet and pull out one of each and they always match. Hard to get our clothes mixed up- the Sarge wears the extra large shirts and I've got the babydolls. Would LOVE to see him try to fit one of those on himself!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Sounds like its time to go shopping girl!! I'd happily go with ya, but I only go shopping if I get to stop in a guitar shop too.

[img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] Cheers!
Em

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Air Force still has to iron cammies???? Im sooooooooooooooooo sorry!!! I had my feel of wash, dry, starch the freaking hell outta em, hang to dry, and iron....now its wash dry done!!! Hell I dont iron my own clothes, but I ironed his cammies...now if I need something ironed, he does it for me...

Mrs LPC

[Emthrax]

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Yeppers- iron and creased in all the right places. But I DO NOT IRON. Oh no way, Jose.
He only irons twice a week, I think. But every weekend he washes them, dries 'em, then hangs them up outside and starches the sh!t outta them.
This is me watching him - [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

It used to drive him nuts because he actually works in the USAF and gets down and dirty so it was lame to have to do all that. But now that he's an instructor I guess it makes sense.
You see the new BDUs the AF has come out with? They are in a trial period. They're BLUE BDUs!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] and they have the AF logo in them. They look like jammies. And instead of the brown or black t-shirt under the blouse its a POLO shirt!! I am not making this up. It is SO dumb. Just because the Marines got new uniforms and the Army gets to wear berets the AF feels like they have to do something too.
Yeah, so... could you imagine a detachment of Army, Marine and AF in the desert. Everyone is wearing DCUs and the AF guy is sticking out like a sore thumb in his sky blue ones. BWHAHAHA!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Okay, I went off on a tangent. Sorry.

Em