The 1 and Only reason I hate men!!!!

[Emthrax]

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How about both Italiano graemlins?! Those are awesome.
The pasta dude is hilarious! But I prefer to eat it "Lady & the Tramp" style. Muahahaha!

Em

BTW- why does "graemlin" have to be spelled that way? Why not "gremlin"? And sorry to Mrs. LPC for fukkin' up her thread. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Hope you found something to wear today!

[LesPaulCustom]

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Yeah I found something to wear today....same ole **** I wear everyday...if it wasnt so damn hott here, I would wear Levis and my ropers every freaking day....but when the humidity is 5748920572489% and the temp is 98, its unbearable in boots. What can ya do about it??? Not a damn thing but suffer.....

Mrs LPC

[RacerX]

Graemlin

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BTW- why does "graemlin" have to be spelled that way? Why not "gremlin"?

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Excellent question! I tried to find a definition for "graemlin" on several computer term dictionaries, and none of them had it! So my WAG: See this link for the traditional definition of gremlin:

http://dictionary.reference.com/sear...&q=gremlin

So, probably some web geek added the "a" in there to differentiate the animated smilies from the old meaning of gremlin. Makes it seem kinda European or phonetic.

[Emthrax]

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Mrs. LPC-
Well shoot. Ah well. I suppose you could always show up in your bikini and bring a squirt bottle!

And Racer-
"In fact, gremlin is first recorded only in the 1920s, as a Royal Air Force term for a low-ranking officer or enlisted man saddled with oppressive assignments."

In the USAF they're called "Airman" or "Peon" or "Turd" or "Lieutenant". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] The use of the word "oppressive" is hilarious.

Hmm.. okay. Interesting. That makes sense now, thanks.
I suppose its kind of like spelling "color"- "colour". Whatever. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Em

[cryoprison]

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hmm, in the same vein of Billy Bubbles up there, i'll toss this in, make you ladies feel somewhat more comfy...

actually, forget a long list, i can't go through that hell. i'll put it simple, i have a lotta' clothing. a lotta' jewelry too.

i've got the sterling silver set, white gold, and then my favorite, yellow gold. - i've got about 11 suits now. Cream, White, Black, Navy Blue, Black w/ thin gray pinstripes, Navy Blue w/ thread pinstripes, Black w/ thread pinstripes, Charcoal Gray, Slate Gray, Olive, and i think there's one or two more i can't remember. - shirts, mostly t-shirts. the cheap 3-pack kind that are solid colors with the breast pocket. but then, there's a whole lotta' the dress shirts along w/ the polo kind. - pants are jeans and since my suits are custom tailored and just about all are from Sicily, so the pants are too tight, meaning i can wear them for most. - i shave everyday, generally speaking, i have to shave twice. face i'm talkin' here... i've got a thick beard and i generally work late at night, 8pm - 11am and such. hmm, thick hair too... that flows back, i don't use gel though, can't stand it, not since i used it back in 6th grade and started to go bald from the crap. OH... - jackets, i've got a cashmere overcoat, [all leather is black] bomber, 3/4, trench - black workboots [wolverine "shitkickers"], dress shoes all black, sneakers...

so... as you can see... i have a lotta' clothes. BUT, it's easy to pick what i'll wear... considering i change clothes 2 - 4x a day. hmm, although, you women do have it much rougher. all of the little things. shave, shower, shirt, pants, belt, tie, socks, shoes, jacket and i'm done. come to think of it, [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img].

although 'round here, we got a lotta' "pretty-boys." and by that, i'm talkin' these, "metrosexuals." these little fru-fru-la-la kids will spend $30 on a hairSTYLING, not a haircut, apparently it's a hairSTYLING, so they look like they just got hard and ran with the ol' meat-monster first into a socket. no foolin' here, tweased eyebrows, primed hair, shaved body, BODY [and they aren't runners, aren't big guys, aren't swimmers], wear eyeliner, bronzer-in-a-bottle, alla' this garbage. i don't get it but what're ya' gonna' do? i guess i'm done rantin'...

[Newc]

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Jeans or shorts with pocket Tees or one of 3 Rayon shirts - one's black with red dragons, the Hawaiian shirt in the NAMM threads, and a brown one with a kinda Inca/Maya/Hawaiian border on the bottom.
New Balance sneakers, and Wolverine steel toes for work.

Screw all that "dressing up" sh!t, I work in a factory [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

[atomic charvel guy]

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ripped green hooded beach rag, various ripped shorts,socks and sneakers on occaision, screw dressing up i work in an office.

[horns666]

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I dress like an like an Italian hittman and a cenobite of hellraiser .....whatever it is I do seems to work for me and is very effective amoung most people (which I loathe to begin with)..


I have Pasta four days in a row , just about every week ....but that's typical for Italians ....on Sunday our moms / spouses cook a huge vat of sauce w/ meatballs / sausauge / veal ...then your good to go first day with spaghetti...then next day Rigatoni / then usualy chicken parmesian follows / then to finish the sauce (which is awesome) ahhhhh....whatever pasta you have left over to finish what you have .....it;s our lifestyle....really!!!

EM ...let's go shopping ...There is a lot of local places that sell some hardcore metal fatigues ...but it's kind of pricey.....hey it's only money!!

[Emthrax]

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EM ...let's go shopping ...There is a lot of local places that sell some hardcore metal fatigues ...but it's kind of pricey.....hey it's only money!!

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Ya got yourself a deal there! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Mamas in the kitchen with wooden spoons, aprons and vats of tomato sauce- watch out! Even still when I go home I get shooed out of the kitchen if Grandma is over. Mama and Grandma cooking together- help us all. You're sure to get cracked with that spoon. But the FOOD! Ahhhh....

Its manicotti for dinner at my house tonight- y'all come on over. There'll be plenty.

Ciao,
Em

[horns666]

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I still have the saucey wooden spoon scars on my ass .....

ya every get whacked with a wet Mopina (dishtowel)

when I was young I'd spend 2-3 hours on my hair ......like Vinny Barbarino in Saturday night fever .....I love it when he's eatin' with the family ...and his dad keeps whackin' him in the head ...."My hair ...Mair hair .....he's hits my hair the hair " ...that was my house.

I don't have to worry about the hair problem anymore ....I showed my hair who's boss....F U Hair!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[morbid]

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Ive never met a "straight" man that stands in the closet going..."what should I wear today" I HATE MEN FOR THAT!!! I think if I have to stand there and dwell on it, men should too. And it doesnt end with clothes...after you decide what to wear, then its off to scrunchies...they have to match the outfit, and then the dreaded shoes decision. Sometimes I wish I had a pecker just so I wouldnt have to go through this torture every freaking day of my life. Needless to say, I cant find a shittin thing to wear tomorrow....okay Im finished....Im outta prozac, sorry!!!

Mrs LPC

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Whoa! you scared me... I thought you hate men because they come in different colors... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
By the way, try paxil. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[YetAnotherOne]

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I dwell on what to wear sometimes....

*sniff sniff* oh man, I really should wash that.

*sniff* hmm, that's not too bad. A quick spray of deodorant and no one will notice.

*pssshhhht*

and off I go.

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HAHAHAHA!!!! And I thought I was the only one that did that. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[YetAnotherOne]

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I dwell on what to wear sometimes....

*sniff sniff* oh man, I really should wash that.

*sniff* hmm, that's not too bad. A quick spray of deodorant and no one will notice.

*pssshhhht*

and off I go.

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HAHAHAHA!!!! And I thought I was the only one that did that. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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But I shave my balls twice a week ...that's dediction ....you think I do that stuff for myself ...

it's to make it nice for the ladies.....

Hey I had enough Grassy Knolls to picnic on during the early 80's ....I swear I still got a curly in my throat I cant get out for two decades now .......chhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh....nope it's still in there... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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ya ever get whacked with a wet Mopina (dishtowel)

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Oh god yes- right on the ass too. Ouch. But only when I was really bad- or ever in the way, and I was always in the way.
My little brother and I used to chase each other around the house with dishtowels too- it was scary as hell, but so much fun. Nothing like coming around a corner at top speed to be clotheslined with a dishtowel to your neck. AAACK. Left one mother of a burn! Bwahahaha!

Em