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    Oh, man, this is killing me, ****. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    http://bash.org

    I think these guys who maintain the page are damn great.

    Some of my favorites:

    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
    BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
    BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
    BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
    BlackAdder> IN FACT
    BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
    BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
    BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
    *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
    *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    CRCError> right
    heartless> Right.
    r3v> right

    ---

    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <phxl|paper> and DANCE
    * nmp3bot dances [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]-<
    * nmp3bot dances [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]|-<
    * nmp3bot dances [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]/-<
    <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

    ---

    <DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
    <DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
    <DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
    <DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
    <DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
    <Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
    <DeadMansHand> holy ****.
    <DeadMansHand> i **** hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
    <DeadMansHand> im **** going back to the beach to make sure
    <DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
    <Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep ****.
    quit: (DeadMansHand)
    <Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you ****. Ken's going to be worrying about this **** all day
    <Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
    join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected])
    <PeteRepeat> **** ken
    <PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
    <quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
    <PeteRepeat> oh ****.
    <PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
    quit: (PeteRepeat)
    <Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
    <Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

    and lots more... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    <Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
    <Indidge> umm....nothing?
    <Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ****?
    <Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
    <Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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    • #3
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      this is funny

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      • #4
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        <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
        <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
        <BonyNoMore> wait
        <BonyNoMore> never mind

        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
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          <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
          <V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

          Oh my, oh my ...

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          • #6
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            <superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
            <GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
            <superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
            <GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

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            • #7
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              <PureBredConvict> i want to die like my pop did in his sleep - not like the two poor bastards that where in the car with him.
              I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

              - Newc

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              • #8
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                <skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
                <skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

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