Huge FUKKING Problem

[markb]

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Your opinion of girl #1 seems rather low... better for both of you to end that one I'd say. You followed your instincts with every other girl, if this is where they are telling you to go with girl #2 then follow them again.

[lerxstcat]

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Worst case scenario; they both fnd out and both dump you, then you're on the hunt again.
Given that, it's sad for gf #1, but you'd do her better by letting her go than by keeping her if she's not enough for you. She'd have to figure it out eventually.

Must be nice to have this particular problem!

[Newc]

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Be a man and tell your left hand what you've been doing with your right hand when it wasn't looking [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

Ok, Option #1: Subtly ask both of them if they muff dive, or had any interest in doing so. If they both say yes, bring them together - you win [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Option #2: Be honest with both of them. Tell #1 that you think it's time to move on. You say she'll be devastated. You're a nice guy and all, but that's a mighty high opinion of yourself IMO. She might, she might not. Only she knows, really, how she'd react if you split up.

Option 3: If you got a lady and you want her gone.....you need to find her a backdoor man that she can leave you for (boo hoo) [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You like fishing then? Relationships are like fishing (and music and directing traffic and driving a bus and all that other stuff) - it takes patience, luck, skill, timing, the right bait, a good strong rod, some waders, a long line with no snags or kinks, and a sharp hook to avoid the old problem of "the one that got away".

Newc

[Crankdaddy]

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One question to ask, and then you have your answer my friend:

Which one does anal?

[Jack The Riffer]

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It's a easy solution ....whatever broad takes it in the dumper and swallows wins ....problem solved!



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Amen!!!

[lerxstcat]

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Guys, this is Brett! You don't think they BOTH do all the depraved ****? Why would he be with either one if they didn't? That's the price of admission to the Bone Brett Club from past stories.

[brett8388]

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OK, nice responses thus far.

It's best if I not comment on who will do what...but trust me, they're both freaks and anything goes (but no animals are allowed). #1 is a stripper at the best topless club in Houston (Men's Club), and the other has a great job, with aspirations of being in Playboy (she could do it easily). We're not talking about two hags here - they're both pretty incredible looking.

My gut is telling me #2. Newc, no offense taken. I'm just paraphrasing some stuff #1 has told me over the years. I'm afraid she'll do something whacked.

Brett

[Soloist1]

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If your gut tells you #2 then go with #2. Strippers are hot but Playboy quality wins. Second piece of advice is buy yourself a kevlar vest. That should give you a more secure feeling about possible consequenses that #1 might bring your way. Make sure it's a vest with groin protection also. You know damn well the slong is always the first target a pissed woman will go for.

[Shotgun]

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Sounds like #1 isn't really working out for you too well anyway. You said you love her, within your idea of love, but still... it just doesn't sound like you'd be missing much.

So I say go with two, but do it because you're leaving #1. If #2 doesn't work out, don't go back to #1. Nothing worse than that.

The only time in my life that I was getting any off two at once (three actually, but I was only dating two of them) they were ALL NAMED JENNIFER. No ****. For about two glorious months of my then-young life, I was hitting three chicks named Jennifer.

Sorry, your thread inspired a trip down mammary lane.

At any rate, sounds like #2 excites your insides, while banging our outsides. I say door #2.

Keith

[jgcable]

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Keep banging them both bro. The new one is way more interesting because she is NEW. I compare chicks to cars. When you first get a nice one you can't stop thinking about driving it (your new girlfriend). After a while of driving it you start to get used to it and begin to loose interest (your old girlfriend). THIS WILL HAPPEN WITH THE NEW ONE! I promise you that. Just shoot and boot bro. Remember... you are cheating on both of them so neither of them are really that important to you. Variety is the spice of life. "F" them good and don't be a 1 woman man and they will love you for it.

[Junior]

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If you were into #1, you wouldn't have fallen for #2. And is the club "The Gentle Mens Club"? I got thrown out of there 15 yrs ago. Never went back.

[Newc]

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Then you better introduce #1 to someone else before dumping her off. Become the type of guy she doesn't like in about a week (blame it on "job stress"), and she'll realise she's better off without you [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Don't fear being dumped. It's a blow to the ego, yeah, but treat it like a business deal you're trying to gracefully bow out of (to avoid psycho backlash directed at you , #2, or herself).

Then again, some chicks drop subtle hints ala Fatal Attraction in an effort to sink the hooks in deep. She lays the guilt trip on you by hinting she'd "die without you", or you "are her a reason to live", etc. It's fishing, man, that's really all it is.

Newc

[jgcable]

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Oh yea.. and another thing Brett. This is not a huge fukking problem. Let me define a huge fukking problem for you:
A good friend of mine was married with 2 kids to a fat chick. He went to work everyday and busted his hump while she sat home and got fatter. The company he worked for 20 years changed ownership and when they found out he was moonlighting he got fired on the spot and was told to leave immediately. He did and proceeded home to tell his wife the bad news. When he arrived at home his fat lazy ass wife was in a nighty getting banged by a guy on the couch. When she saw him come home she went nuts on him and told him she wanted a divorce. He kicked the coffee table over and she called the cops. They came instantly and threw him out of his own house with only the clothes on his back. They told him he could come back for his belongings under police escort. He left in his beat to crap Chevy Blazer and on the way to his dads house his engine threw a rod on I95 and had to be towed to a service station. He couldn't afford to have it repaired so he gave it to the station. When he arrived the following day for his belongings he was served with seperation papers from and sherrif. His belongings were found in a pile outside of his house. All his valuables had already been stolen so he was left with pretty much NOTHING. They are now divorced. He pays HUGE child support and she lives in the house that he bought with his 2 kids and the guy she was banging. He can't afford his own place because of the child support payments so he lives at home with is dad with no girlfriend, a crap car, and a fairly crappy job. He is 45 years old. FEEL BETTER BRO!?? [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]

[Back For More]

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Someone once said "The grass isn't always greener" . I found that out first hand. Reader's Digest version:
I had been with this girl for 5 years, pretty, smart, well rounded in all catagories and I always felt she was The One. An older, more attractive, rich woman from work started coming on to me and during a trip to Hawaii for work, we got together. I broke up with my girfriend when I came back and broke her heart. It totally turned into a real life 'Cocktail' - the Tom Cruise movie. She bought me things, took me places and we had great sex. As the months went on with the new woman, I discovered she had a lot of emotional baggage, was not very loving outside of the bedroom (but Jeezus the sex was unreal!),and found out that she was slumming it with the parking lot attendant for our building while she was seeing me. Of course she then proceeded to tell me she was going to leave him, but then ended up stringing both of us along for a few months. I went into a pretty deep depression, lost 20lbs, became a mini alchoholic over my current probs with the new woman and the fact I broke a very sweet innocent girls heart.
I finally pulled it together and left the older woman.
I started talking to my Ex again, and slowly, we eventually got back together. That was almost eight years ago and I am about to celebrate my 4th wedding Anniversary with an awesome girl who, lucky for me was able to forgive me for testing what I thought was 'greener pastures' .

I realize that your situation SLIGHTLY different [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. I guess the moral of the story (besides the grass isn't always greener)....Sh*t,I forgot my other point. Maybe it's because I started thinking about big tittied strippers and Playboy models. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

Addendum to the story above; the "older woman" eventually married the parking lot guy! [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

[cryoprison]

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speaking from experience with nailin' strippers and stringing 'em along while givin' it to damn near every other prime piece that comes along, strippers are a hassle. not worth it. temp they're great. but for anything more, forget about it... [fine, i'll do it: fugheddaboudit...]. i'd go for the second. but then again, no matter what i say / have said, i have no desire to be with one single person. following are reasons for number 2: strippers can move, but clearly you must've found a playboy aspirer who can do the hoochie tang tang quite fuckin' well, i tip my cap to you. there seems to be solid vibrations goin' on, stick with it. what's the worst that happens? number one leaves and does something outlandish, don't hold it on your conscience, while you keep bonin' number 2 who let's say in all this love boat turmoil, decides that she wants to just stay as friends... with privileges. oh, but if you can bring Stripper and Bunny together... for the good of mankind... you must.