Huge FUKKING Problem

[jhale667]

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Geez Brett, I wish I had your troubles [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Hit 'em both.

[Ozz666]

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I think she'd kick your ass if she knew that she was your #2 girl!

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Well only because I met her 2nd did she become #2...she was ultimately my #1 choice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] She knows about the "Dildo B|tch" as I call her...

- Joel

[VulfgangPfuck]

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hmmmmmm...I have a strange feeling this thread is about pussy.... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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me-fukkin'-owwww!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I love the way Brett flaunts this little problem of his in front us, and expects anyone of us here to give him advice on what to do....WTF?!?!?....LOL!
Post pics Brett!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[speed monkey]

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Brett -

Your only real option is to go buy another guitar. Oh yeah, about the chicks? - you'll know it when it's right...just don't fall in love with all of them like you do with guitars [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Steve E

[horns666]

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PUSSY ..PUSSY ..PUSSY ..is NEVER a problem unless you let it be...

"Don't be pussy whipped ....you gotta whip that pussy" ....Johnny Witherspoon. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[No Use]

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didn't even gene simmons get tied down with 1 chick?

[tonemonster]

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This is an awesome thread. My advice is nicley let go of GF #1 and move on with GF #2. You seem to really be into her. I wish I had problems like this.... I've been in a drought...I wonder if my twig and berries still work.

Please keep us posted on what happens, the suspense is terrible.

Tune in next week to "As the JCF turns" or should we call it "the JCF and the restless"? our resident soap opera.... [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

[brett8388]

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Brett -

Your only real option is to go buy another guitar

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I bought 4 more guitars this week (including two super rare Steinbergers with Trans Trems), but that didn't help me make a decision. What helped was last night. #2 insisted on accompanying me to a work function and blew everyone away. She has the Vice President's wife emailing her now to swap recipies. I could never get 5 minutes of the VP's time, but last night he sat with us for almost 1 hour - it was unreal.

What was also unreal is the piece of pussy she slapped on me afterward. I made the right choice. Now all I have to do is be faithful...errr...I don't have a chance.

Brett

[YetAnotherOne]

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LOL - enjoy it while it lasts bro'. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[dinkyjacksonman]

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What was also unreal is the piece of pussy she slapped on me afterward.


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[RacerX]

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I wonder if my twig and berries still work.


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You can always perform a self-test! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[dd3keegs]

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All I gotta say is... Hell hath no fury like a women scorn! I should know, I've been married for 9 years! LOL! Dude you love to play with fire...that's why do it. You obviously are hooked up with 2 smoking women. Life isn't just about screwing Miss America. Although 100% of us guys wish "...life could be just like swedish magazines..." Like Iggy Pop says. There is way more to this life we have than just a nice piece of ass to bump. Problem is the women are way ahead of us in this department. I'd stay with the faithful one (the one that loves you) ...and count your blessings. Just my 2 cents.

[Ace]

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**** them both until they find out each other, then, if they won't let you hit it after that, **** 3 or 4 completely diffrent chix. Tehn when they find out... see a pattern here?

[T-Town]

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mkay so is fonzie your hero?

[horns666]

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You guys keeps talkin' 'bout Puss and I'm goin' to shoot my goo....

yeah yeah....Da Ballz are gonna pump out the baby batter and it's goin' to get real messy in here ...

**Just a word o' warning ...don't want no law suites for slippin' on my goo... [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]

People get hurt with my goo...