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A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon, with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle and wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Thanks," the girl says.
The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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