Cockroaches must love me...

[horns666]

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It's OK ..you didn't know.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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[Number Of The Priest]

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I like shrimp and lobster ...I don't think that fuzzy spider would taste that good in melted butter..

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If there was a LOT of butter, I might be willing to give it a try.

...No, I wouldn't. What the hell was I thinking? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Don't know what the hell you're thinking, NOTP, but you also said, "I'd rather have my wang skinned with a dull rusty knife and fed to me." With or without butter? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[White]

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hehehe.

A couple of years ago, my dad woke up at around 5 in the morning and went into the bathroom to get a glass of water.

Without turning on the lights.

Hahaha! There was a fat waterbug sitting in his glass that he couldn't see, so he filled it up. . . .washed it down . .
. . . [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Lots of cursing after that!

[Number Of The Priest]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] At least he got a 5am protein snack. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

My wang is probably so delicious that butter would ruin it. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I dunno, ask the women I've been with for their opinion. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Bwahaha!! That reminds me...

Sarge was TDY in Tampa Bay (yeah, I know- some assignment- lucky dog).
Anyway. He had himself a box of Captn Crunch in his cruddy quarters on base and had a nice big bowlful for lunch.
He eats the entire bowl and goes back for seconds only to realize that the whole damn box is infested with ants.
I guess with how crunchy the cereal is, he didn't notice the "extra" crunch. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

Em

[Emthrax]

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My wang is probably so delicious that butter would ruin it. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I dunno, ask the women I've been with for their opinion. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Priest- maybeso, but keep a jar of nutella handy and I guarantee you that your women will thank you. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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Smearing Nutella over "myself" would make it look like I just came from a visit from the poop-chute. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Sure that the woman will still thank me? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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Bwahaha!! That reminds me...

Sarge was TDY in Tampa Bay (yeah, I know- some assignment- lucky dog).
Anyway. He had himself a box of Captn Crunch in his cruddy quarters on base and had a nice big bowlful for lunch.
He eats the entire bowl and goes back for seconds only to realize that the whole damn box is infested with ants.
I guess with how crunchy the cereal is, he didn't notice the "extra" crunch. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

Em

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Little crawly things infested my brother's stash of Christmas chocolates (a box of Pot Of Gold I think) and he didn't realize it until he finished all the chocolates and was ready to throw the empty box away when my mom looked inside and found the crawlies there. My brother thought they were chocolate crumbs and even licked some of them up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] He freaked out afterwards. I was rolling on the floor laughing until it hurt. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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That spider has a chubby ass.. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Smearing Nutella over "myself" would make it look like I just came from a visit from the poop-chute. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Sure that the woman will still thank me? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Nonononono... okay. Should have been more detailed. Or maybe not. Maybe I should shut the hell up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
No not all over. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Just hand her the jar.

Off to take a closer look at that spider's chubby ass [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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I'd hand her the jar, and she'd hold it with a puzzled face... "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I don't think people are as creative as you, Em. I consider myself somewhat creative but I still don't get exactly what you were trying to imply. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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did you know I got my pp stuck in a VOZ (classy name for vase) when I was 7..??

[Number Of The Priest]

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I can just picture your mother yelling, "William! My VOZ!!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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actually my poor mommy looked at me in shock and awe ...closed the door

and hasn't mentioned it ever since ..

I should tell her what I used to do with her mink coat sleeve.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]