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    For the history, please reference this post...

    http://www.jcfonline.com/ubbthreads/...art=1&vc=1

    I was (was) crazy about woman #2. I dumped my #1 on her ass (she's trying to get back with me now though) to be "exclusive" with #2. Well, in typical woman fashion, #2 had an unknown-to-me laundry list of problems a mile fukking long. As hot as she was on the surface, and as great as she seemed with her own home, career, goals, etc, she was still your average nutcase chick. Her ex beat her ass, so she's got some nice emotional trauma going on, and there are some molestation issues as well. I told her I was willing to help her work through these things - to be the good, supportive man I know I could be - until Saturday night...

    I went out with a buddy and we hooked up with 2 hot chicks. It was so easy. Chicks dig me for the most part. I ended up pulling out this chick's tits in the back of my friend's car (he was driving and eyeballing the mirror like the drivers do in Taxicab Confessions) and took her home for some fun. The next morning I threw her out and realized I'm not ready to deal with any bitch's emotional baggage (I have enough of my own). Plus, if I could go out and bone someone else so easily, it wasn't love, or anything remotely like it, so why should I go through all the healing and **** for her?

    On a side note, when I took the Sat. skank back to her car in the morning she said "So, are you going to call me or something?"

    My response - "Did I ask for your number?"

    Skank - "No, but..."

    Me - "Well, there you go. Take it easy!"

    I was briefly an idiot for some ****, but I got over it. It took 3 weeks - a new record! I was 100% faithful...err...90% faithful too, and it was a mistake. Typing it here is giving me a little closure, and some of ya'll will probably get a few laughs.

    Brett

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    I really wish I had your life [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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    • #3
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      Good thing you got all them guitars, Brett, 'cause one of these days your dick is just going to fall off.

      Keith
      The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

      myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

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      • #4
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        "Chicks dig me" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        A classic line, to be sure. Welcome back to reality.
        Tarbaby Fraser.

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        • #5
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          [ QUOTE ]
          "Chicks dig me" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          A classic line, to be sure. Welcome back to reality.

          [/ QUOTE ]
          Hey Brett...I bet you "put out a vibe and chicks really pick up on it". I would guess for some extra money you probably scalp concert tickets. Blue Oyster Cult and Earth Wind and Fire to be exact. When you got the skank home did you put on side 2 of Zep 4?? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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          • #6
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            I know, I know. I talk like that sometimes. To bone Jennifer Grey (or whatever the hell that no career having skank's name was) in the dugout has always been a dream.

            Brett

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            • #7
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              Jennifer Jason Leigh (Jennifer Grey is Ferris Bueller's sister)
              Occupy JCF

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              • #8
                Re: Reality Check (chick related)

                I love little brunette girls with chubby asses...
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #9
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                  God!!

                  You guys are killin' me!!
                  I'm not reading anymore threads today. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

                  Sh!t. Them damned brunette girls with the chubby asses are back. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  I am SO SO glad I am married right now.

                  Em

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                  • #10
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                    Me too.. I marrie a little brunette girl with a chubby ass ...well it's not that chubby ...Size 0.

                    But she was a size 3 when I met her ...she trapped me with her chubby ass.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #11
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                      My Sat. skank had a kind of chubby ass, but I hardly noticed because of her E sized knockers. I'm a tittie man.

                      Brett

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                      • #12
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                        Mine did the reverse of yours, Bill.
                        Tarbaby Fraser.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Reality Check (chick related)

                          [ QUOTE ]

                          On a side note, when I took the Sat. skank back to her car in the morning she said "So, are you going to call me or something?"

                          My response - "Did I ask for your number?"


                          [/ QUOTE ]
                          Bwahahaha!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Dude, I might have just fried my keyboard from spitting iced tea all over it! Damn you... now I gotta go clean it up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
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                            Yeah same here.

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                            • #15
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                              Yeah, nothing says "thanks for the cheap sex, you whore!" better than telling a girl you won't be calling after spending the night swapping fluids with her. I don't even fake it anymore by taking their numbers and saying "Oh yeah, we'll go out and ****." Guess I'm honest like that.

                              Brett

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