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    I dunno... maybe y'all have seen this... but I stumbled across this site and thought it interesting.
    This site is actually the American Nihilist Underground Society (hence, the "anus"). Never heard of them.
    Haven't figured out yet why they have metal styles and technique posted. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

    Metal Styles and Technique

    Off to read [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

    Em

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    Em, are you dabbling in fetishistic music now [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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      Well... no, not really, well... god, how do I say anything without being revealing? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      I was just looking into some different metal genres, you know, light reading. Stumbled across this site. I didn't go to the homepage first, I got to the metal styles page first. Then thought, "what the hell is anus.com??"
      Yeah. Okay. Then I got sucked into all that propaganda.

      I need help. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

      Em

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        Auntie Em, Auntie Em...details woman [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

        We have enquiring minds [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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          [ QUOTE ]
          Em, are you dabbling in fetishistic music now [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

          [/ QUOTE ] Hey, I didn't write thar sh-t and there are two "t"s in fettishistic. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
          I am a true ass set to this board.

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          • #6
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            I thought this thread was going to be about a steely dan or something.

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            • #7
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              You wanna know my fetishes, Mr LPC?
              Hmm. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
              Good luck getting that info out of me! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              You'll just have to wonder, but I will say that they all start with the letter "B".

              Em

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                I really hate that website. Those people are idiots 99% of the time.

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                • #9
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                  I thought this thread would feature Maglights and Crisco! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                    Anus huh??? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                    hmmmm...well I can slap the intro to "Meanstreets" with my pud...

                    now how can I apply the anus ...can I fart into the pickup and make earthquake noises thru my Uber... [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #11
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                      Actually, you insert a set of chopsticks in your anus and tremelo-pick with the dirty wind power!
                      Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        ooohhhhh I was thinkin' shoving the whammy bar up there and squat up and down on it while tapping arpeggios ....

                        but I'm trying to not "insert" anything in there ...my doctor says I shouldn't anymore.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        I had my kids Tonka truck in there for three days..it's still a little sensitive..
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          OWWWW! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] THREE DAYS? Your anus may not go back to its original shape!!Hey just saw on NBC News that Dave Matthews' tourbus dumped its **** and piss load on a tourboat as it was crossing a bridge! Hundreds of gallons of sh!t and p!ssdrenched and sickened the tourboat passengers. **** they might get HIV from that fucker!
                          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                          • #14
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                            Cool Some sick fan will sell that sh!t on Ebay!!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #15
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                              (had my kids Tonka truck in there for three days)....
                              OK somebody has to say it so let it be me....Was it a ....Dump Truck [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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