what is love ?

[Top Jimmy B]

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You were eating at Hooters, right?

I'm glad you guys are trying to help the young buck. I've got no opinion on this one. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I love my crazy as$ wife - she has stayed with me through the worst, and as bad as things have been she has never once neglected the kids. Not easy, if you know the story.

[jackson1]

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"eat ass".... hmmm... wtf is that expression? There, i asked the question and revealed my pure mind [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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"eat ass".... hmmm... wtf is that expression? There, i asked the question and revealed my pure mind [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]

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That would be the other hole underneath the pussy, known as the ass. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] I've heard some people enjoy licking/eating that... it's also known as "tossing salad". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[jackson1]

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OK, we got that sorted then. Thanks. Now re-reading this thread will be much more rewarding... or more repulsive [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[tonemonster]

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This thread is a HOOT!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Horns, you got me in stiches from laughing so hard.....

Keep up the good advice boys!!!

[Shawn Lutz]

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Love is something you shouldn't look for, it usually finds you. You find it by tapping as much ass as you possibly can and have as much fun as you can in the process. If you are lucky, you find it after you went through a stable of hotties. I never understood people getting married to the first chick that they nailed [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] well unless your the type that can't score [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] just kidding. Don't commit to anything too fast.

Being a young dude just have fun, don't think about it, play the field. You have you whole life ahead of you. Don't worry what everyone around you is doing either. Too many relationships fail because people think they reached the stage in their lives that they think the "need" to be in a relationship just because their friends are. Remember there is a 50/50 chance in relationship ending failure, rushing into things for all th ewrong reasons is a big part of the failure rate.

If and when you do get there, do not let a woman try to change you or lay rules down for you, big mistake. This rule goes both ways. Too many times once people get together they expect the other partner to change drastically, stop playing music, hangin with boys, poker, whatever. I'm lucky in that I have a wife that understands me and lets me be me and knows when to stay out of my way when I need her to. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[buzzsaww]

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every time i read the thread title all i can think of is this

[horns666]

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My wife is right here ...I landed her because I ate ass...I'm not afraid to eat ass..

She is a major looker and probably could pick and choose any duffus in the world ...

but ...she picked this ass eatin' duffuss..

All girls want their ass eatin' ...they might not admit it but they do...they like the naughty stuff..

they don't want some guys pulling out their chair at a resturant , Opening the car door , taking here out for lobster , buying them flowers.....every dweeb does that ...

Don't do any of those things ...all you need to do is eat the ass of the girl you desire most ...she'll stick around ...

and like I said she'll tell all her hot freinds who are very jealous that their lame dweebs don't eat their asses ...they'll look at you in a whole new light ..

Ass eater extraordinair...it shows them you care.

[ejpii]

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dude ...little brunnette girls with chubby asses..

look at her mom before thinking of getting "serious" ...that's is what she'll look like ..

If you wouldn't mind boppin' the momma then it's all good..possibly a MILF ...for some hot mom and daughter action..



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ROFLMAO Here is one for ya.

EJ
Bud Mom

[rakh1]

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I am killing myself laughing here...what a post!!!

[guitar geek]

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love is a weird thing. I learned that only lately, I'm 22 now and never even had a girlfriend (and NO I am not gay [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) and honestly, it is not my looks that is the problem, that is what I found out lately... really, but what I learned (serious part of this post) is that love is IMO some chemistry, something that finds you (as said before).
there is no defnintion of love, but I think when you want to spend all your spare moments together and you start thinking for each other, to make him or her (depends either on your sexe or your preference.... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) a more happy person, you are on the right way.

harrald

[horns666]

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Oh Harrald ..the reason why you havn't a girlfriend is because you have hang ups on ass eatin'..


I'm tellin' ya when given the oppurtunity with a girl you really like and your alone with her ....eat her ass!

she will be a permanent fixture in your stable ...under your total control and command..

I used to make my all girlfreinds Butt Zombies ...they would kill for me and give me all their money ...

Not because I'm unbelievably handsome or a polished gentlemen ...

No , it because I could taste the pancakes they had for breakfast.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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So Bill, you ever shoot your baby batter back there and then eat it? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ChickenScratch]

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Bill, every time I read anythign you write in this thread I laugh my ass off. But truth is I'm dateing a model now and I owe a lot of it to what you are saying, I've been eating ass for years, never fails!

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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Use mouth wash just before you tongue the dumpster. That will really fire things up. Using mouthwash after is a good idea too.