what is love ?

[ChickenScratch]

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This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a while.

[Drsracing]

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My wife is right here ...I landed her because I ate ass...I'm not afraid to eat ass..

She is a major looker and probably could pick and choose any duffus in the world ...

but ...she picked this ass eatin' duffuss..

All girls want their ass eatin' ...they might not admit it but they do...they like the naughty stuff..

they don't want some guys pulling out their chair at a resturant , Opening the car door , taking here out for lobster , buying them flowers.....every dweeb does that ...

Don't do any of those things ...all you need to do is eat the ass of the girl you desire most ...she'll stick around ...

and like I said she'll tell all her hot freinds who are very jealous that their lame dweebs don't eat their asses ...they'll look at you in a whole new light ..

Ass eater extraordinair...it shows them you care.

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This is the best thing, almost every girl I've ever had I wasn't trying to look nice and be all hip, All I do is wear a grubby old tshirt, some jeans, Tattoos showing, a mohawk and just sit at the edge of the club and 98% of the time at least a few girls will come over. Hang your head high, and act like you don't need a girl.

[Imayeres]

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Bill,
Seems like you are going to have a 16 yr old chubby ass snorkeling apprentice. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Fong

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do i have to sahve my head and worship satan? i like being christian and having hair

[toejam]

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Use mouth wash just before you tongue the dumpster. That will really fire things up.

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You could just shove an Altoid up there, too. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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MA ..no my son ...no need to convert to Satanism ...god made the ass to be eatin....but it tis forbidden until thy wed...so you have to eat ass and go to confession ....yes you must tell the preist you ate ass ...then you'll say a few hail Mary's ...then all is forgiven....my son.

CS ...I'm glad I can be of help ...finally everyone caught on of the very reason the Bill Z bub is here ...this is what I do ...help people....I learned all this while being a cop.

DRS ..that right my brotha ...keep that head held up and make them beg for the penis ... do not give in no matter how "hard" the temptation until the last minute...they'll suck the knob right off that beef puppet and leave ya with a stump....had to glue my back on several times..

Joe ..there is an old Italian saying ...when translated it says .."you can always Fukk your eatin' but never eat your fukkin'"...words of wisdom.

AC ...Mouthwash is good ...but I like to use Ben Gay ...it gives me that cool sensation of bangin' a peppermint patty ...of course meaning the lesbian from Charlie Brown ...that peppermint Patty..

Hope I could be of service gents.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[diablomozart]

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what is love?
baby don't hurt me,
baby don't hurt me,
no more...


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i think i jusy hurt my neck...lol...as far as love?...well you gotta find out what you don't want first i think...so play the field and when you figure it out, you'll find a girl that suits you...d.m.

[horns666]

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and if you want to keep her...well you know what to do ... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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and if you want to keep her...well you know what to do ... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]Kill her and put her in your 'fridge?

[Imayeres]

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MA ..no my son ...no need to convert to Satanism ...god made the ass to be eatin....but it tis forbidden until thy wed...so you have to eat ass and go to confession ....yes you must tell the preist you ate ass ...then you'll say a few hail Mary's ...then all is forgiven....my son.

CS ...I'm glad I can be of help ...finally everyone caught on of the very reason the Bill Z bub is here ...this is what I do ...help people....I learned all this while being a cop.

DRS ..that right my brotha ...keep that head held up and make them beg for the penis ... do not give in no matter how "hard" the temptation until the last minute...they'll suck the knob right off that beef puppet and leave ya with a stump....had to glue my back on several times..

Joe ..there is an old Italian saying ...when translated it says .."you can always Fukk your eatin' but never eat your fukkin'"...words of wisdom.

AC ...Mouthwash is good ...but I like to use Ben Gay ...it gives me that cool sensation of bangin' a peppermint patty ...of course meaning the lesbian from Charlie Brown ...that peppermint Patty..

Hope I could be of service gents.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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so i have to shave my head and buy an uberschall then ? and i'm not some faggot catholic who lies to the masses and rapes kids

[Imayeres]

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i thjink he means put her in a space saver bag

[horns666]

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Yeah take your girlfreind in the confessional with you and eat her ass while you confess .....why not , it saves time!

Ever since I shaved my head chicks dig me more than ever...could you imagine if I ate their asses ...I would have to make my rounds and come home smellin' like ass ....

hmmmmmm...not a bad idea. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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My wife would smell the ass all over me then question my wherabouts...

hmmmm...I could tell her I swithced to being a Muslim ...they smell like ass. [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

[Chameleonfong]

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bwhahahahaah!!!!

[Bob From Accounting]

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what is love?
baby don't hurt me,
baby don't hurt me,
no more...

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Beat me to it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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No , it because I could taste the pancakes they had for breakfast.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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This thread is on fire [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Spaceace]

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So Bill, you ever shoot your baby batter back there and then eat it?

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You know when you almost puke and you get that acid thing going in your throat....Thanks for that Joe...good times [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]