what is love ?

[rakh1]

Re: what is love ?

Some advice....through experience...

If you find a woman that is willing to buy you a USA Kelly - Marry her! If she is also Swedish - Marry her quickly [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

R (could life BE any better?)

[ChickenScratch]

Re: what is love ?

Horns I gotta agree with you man! The mom is a great way to guess what the daughter will be like. My ex and her mom were almost identical so I knew she would be hot when she got older but the mom was a bitch who hated my guts.

Guess what happened? After a couple years the daughter because the same bitch the mom was!

[vwall]

Re: what is love ?

Hmm, I suggest you ask Brett about this one...
no wait- that'd be lust [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Then of course you can plunge into some historical writings of Coverdale/Whitesnake..
No wait... He was asking the same question [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Trial and error me friend..
trial and error.

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[Chameleonfong]

Re: what is love ?

Go get some snorkeling equipments and take some deep chubby ass snorkeling lessons from Horns !! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


Fong

[Imayeres]

Re: what is love ?

i;m 16 btw bill

[Chameleonfong]

Re: what is love ?

Bill,
Seems like you are going to have a 16 yr old chubby ass snorkeling apprentice. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Fong

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: what is love ?

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] At that age, they're willing to learn. He will be molded in Bill's image. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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16 huh..

wow I did some of my best butt snorklin' at that age ...because I was just happy just to be in ass at that time ..it was a magical time..

But today you have a lot more things to worry about that your occassional dingle berry ...

Aids will kill you...gotta be careful

and you DO NOT want to knock any girl up at this age ...no way , no way , no way ..

So I strongly suggest you were a condom at all times ...just put one on everyday and leave it on ...get the warm sensations ones by Trojan ...in winter while waiting for the bus for school ...your tool will be very cozy..

well anyways ...Stay away from any of these chicks that play people ...you know the ones with all the guys following them all over like pathetic lost puppies in heat...

Let them chase you ...that's the ticket

a girl is NEVER used to rejection of their advances ...so the more you act like you're not interested the more they want to give you the puss... I know this!!!!

This is FACT!!!!!

and when she does give you the puss ...turn her over and eat ass ...she will tell all her friends what you did ...and then they wan't you to eat their asses ....

you'll be eatin ass for breakfast , lunch and dinner...

you will be on the Bill Z Bub's ass diet!!!

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

Re: what is love ?

#1)Find a woman that you can be with all the time that won't drive you crazy!!
#2)A woman that will always be honest with you!!
#3)A woman that wants & enjoys having sex with you!!
#4)A woman that can cook food you'll want to eat not throw out!!
#5)Very important:None of these women can ever meet each other!!

[horns666]

Re: what is love ?

and you'll never keep any of those woman if you don't eat their ass..

[toejam]

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yep ...my mother in law is a nightmare ...I'm doomed


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My mother-in-law was psychotic half the time... just like her mother and her two sisters. I told my ex-wife that she and her two younger sisters would probably turn out the same way! I don't know about my ex's sisters now since I haven't seen them in a few years, but the ex definitely became nuts like I predicted! Why the hell did I ever marry that psycho in the first place?!? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] Divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: what is love ?

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If she is also Swedish - Marry her quickly [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

R (could life BE any better?)

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I've been looking for a Swedish chick for awhile! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I should probably get out more and actually try to find one. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[dinkyjacksonman]

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So I strongly suggest you were a condom at all times ...just put one on everyday and leave it on ...get the warm sensations ones by Trojan ...in winter while waiting for the bus for school ...your tool will be very cozy..


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[horns666]

Re: what is love ?

Yes sometimes a divorce is mandatory ...people make mistakes ..

I avoid divorce because I have wayyyy too much $$$ and nice things to lose ..

so everytime my wife get's b!tchy ...I throw her down and eat her ass..

Then she forgets what the hell she was b!tchin' about..

Hey sometimes if you want to keep what you worked hard for ...you must eat ass once in a while..

[toejam]

Re: what is love ?

I never ate ass before. Maybe that's my problem! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I was in a bar last year with a couple friends, I ordered some dinner, sat there and ate, and these three guys I didn't know were sitting next to me and making fun of their friend... he said he liked to pick up chicks and just get into bed with them and only eat their ass. He didn't get naked or beat off or anything, only wanted to eat chick's asses and that was all. I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]