what is love ?

[brett8388]

Re: what is love ?

My view...

Love is not being afraid to load up the chick you're boning regularly.

I mean, birth control aside, if you're comfortable dropping a load in some bitch, then I think it's 1) a total lack of responsibility or 2) LOVE.

Brett

[VanOsbourne]

Re: what is love ?

ya know, for years I thought FDS was breath spray.

[ChickenScratch]

Re: what is love ?

... And to summarize; Love is in the ass.

Eat the ass and you'll be like me dating a model or like Bill, happily married to the ass.

[horns666]

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Ass ..it's what's for dinner.. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: what is love ?

...the other, other white meat.

[ChickenScratch]

Re: what is love ?

Smoke crack, eat ass and worship Satan!

[horns666]

Re: what is love ?

Smoke Weed , Eat ass and Worship Satan...

amd I'm not kiddin' either... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

Re: what is love ?

You know, after only reading a couple of the posts in this thread, I am reminded why I was avoiding it to begin with...

[Jim Shine]

Re: what is love ?

"and when she does give you the puss ...turn her over and eat ass ...she will tell all her friends what you did ...and then they wan't you to eat their asses ..."

Ya know. I had a buddy named Ray Desio. He was a trombone player back when being in the horn section of a big band got you unlimited pussy. Last year Ray died (he was in his 60's). The last time I hung out with him he was his usual no BS self and he said to me "Jimmy, you know what the key is to getting the broads lining up at your door? Go down and eat them out, then when they come roll 'em over and eat out their ass hole. It drives them WILD. They tell their friends and next thing you know you have a different piece of ass each night of the week."

Boy, if my grandfathers only gave me advice like that when I was a kid!

[Top Jimmy B]

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Oh my hell.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

All this ass talk is gonna make me puke.

[toejam]

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So Bill, you ever shoot your baby batter back there and then eat it?

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You know when you almost puke and you get that acid thing going in your throat....Thanks for that Joe...good times [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Any time, Carl. Good times! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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I still don't think I can jam my tongue in somebody's sh1tter. Gives a new meaning to the term "sh1t faced". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ejpii]

Re: what is love ?

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...I would have to make my rounds and come home smellin' like ass ....

hmmmmmm...not a bad idea. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
My wife would smell the ass all over me then question my wherabouts...

hmmmm...I could tell her I swithced to being a Muslim ...they smell like ass.

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ROFLMFAO!!!! It hurts.

[horns666]

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Oh ass eatin is a sacred art ...it was taught ions ago in china ...but they eat dogs and rats ...OK that's not a good example ...hmmmm

OK eatin' a girls ass tells them ...."see look what I do ...I love you...I do care"...

I should work for Hallmark ...I have a knack of saying romantic stuff...

Nothing is more romantic than your tongue in your woman's colon..NOTHING!!!

That's love ...pure and simple.. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Jim ..your wise friend was Italian ...all good loving Italian fathers share this advice with their sons..

That's why Italians have a very low divorce rate...with girls on the side. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]