what is love ?

[ChickenScratch]

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Dude, even thinking about this thread makes me crack up laughing.

Keep in mind young Jedis, it's not every girl who you are with deserves this. Just the ones you plan to hang on to.

[lerxstcat]

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so i have to shave my head and buy an uberschall then ? and i'm not some faggot catholic who lies to the masses and rapes kids

[/ QUOTE ]There are plenty of faggot Protestants who lie to the masses and rape kids too; I've heard of at least 3 in this county in the past year, and those are just the ones who got caught. Besides, we didn't get to 1 BILLION plusCatholics by having a lot of fags! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]But to answer your question, you don't need to be bald or have an Uber. You can do it with a Peavey, it's in your attitude. Act like you don't care, and when you get ahold of her, eat her puss, then her ass. A cock ring with one of those little butt-dildos attached will go a long way too.

[Jim Shine]

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Jim ..your wise friend was Italian ...all good loving Italian fathers share this advice with their sons..

That's why Italians have a very low divorce rate...with girls on the side. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I guess my dad took more from his Irish side than Italian. Though now that I am older, he has eased up a bit and talks about stuff he never would have even 5 years ago.

[tonemonster]

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Holy SH*t this is the funniest f**king thread I have ever read. Horns, your stuff is poetic. you missed your calling in life....or maybe you didnt!! I havent laughed this much in months. wow this is a great thread!!!

[Imayeres]

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so i have to shave my head and buy an uberschall then ? and i'm not some faggot catholic who lies to the masses and rapes kids

[/ QUOTE ]There are plenty of faggot Protestants who lie to the masses and rape kids too; I've heard of at least 3 in this county in the past year, and those are just the ones who got caught. Besides, we didn't get to 1 BILLION plusCatholics by having a lot of fags! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]But to answer your question, you don't need to be bald or have an Uber. You can do it with a Peavey, it's in your attitude. Act like you don't care, and when you get ahold of her, eat her puss, then her ass. A cock ring with one of those little butt-dildos attached will go a long way too.

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hows a mesa ?

[lerxstcat]

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Mesa will do!

[horns666]

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Guys don't get me wrong here not all women deserves a good butt munchin''

by all beans....NO NOT eat the ass of a very promiscuous woman ...you'll be giving half of America and part of South Africa and the northen half of Mexico a BJ by proxy...

No , a woman must earn your trust , respect and love before you induldge in lappin' her balloon knot...

If you want to keep her happy ...eat her ass.

anybody can throw a pud or two in her twat , squirt goo in her eye , give her a foot massage , stroke their hair , say all those things they want to hear , buy them flowers , and so on ....any poor sad schmuck can do those things ...

if she's the one ...shove your tongue up here ass...make her your personal butt zombie ...

OK I know there is a lot of Nay sayers out there always wanting to discredit the Bill Z Bub ...they don't know!

Those people never kept a great beautiful girl for more than a year ...if that.

You guys better eat those asses ...because there is guys like me out there that will..

OK let's turn the tables ...You have two woman ...let's say identical twins ...OK they're friggin clones..

Same personality , same loyalty , same great sense of humor , very supportive and tolerant of all your "GAS" for all that gear and from your ass...but you can only choose one of them.

But one sucks dick and one does not suck dick....

whoyagonnapick!!!!!!

Yeah I thought so.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[A. Pulver]

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Suck your dick???
You want a woman that eats some ass.
http://www.boreme.com/bmr/JUL04/a/m_sex_drama/fr.htm
Warning: Contains nudity and rude noises.
Turn your speakers up.

BTW, I believe that is Jacksons new spokes model. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Un FN Real...

[horns666]

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Where did you get that ...I never gave permission to use my home video ..

that's one of my butt zombies returning the favor ... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Yeah we just came back from white castle ...those damn sliders gives me the toots... [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

[VanOsbourne]

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck is that funny! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Well.. that video pretty much sums up why I wont be eating ass anytime soon.

[horns666]

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Just don't eat a sack o' sliders before Butt Snorklin'..

some girls just may have a fart fetish ...if that's the case indulge them ...fart on their head....as long as it keeps them happy.

Hey there is thousands of guys out there that would love to fart on her head..

Your love should be without conditions ...unless she wants to shove a log of salami up your ass...or want to do a threesome with a pygmy from Borneo..

well the pygmy thing doesn't sound too bad ....but no log up the ass...unless you like this sorta thing.

[Top Jimmy B]

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Hard to believe, but this keeps going down hill. Pygmie's???
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[horns666]

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sure and if you happen to fall in love with one ....eat her ass!

Pygmies need love too...hey there are thousands of guys out there that want beautiful horny Pygmies...

[VanOsbourne]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] my god Bill yer killin me. He'll be here all week, be sure to tip yer waitress.

[toejam]

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Too funny! I just got back from doing some food shopping... actually picked up some White Casket sliders from the frozen food section. Mmmmm, maybe I'll have some of them tear the ass out of me later. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]