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  • #91
    Re: Re-read your own reviews

    this is true , we are not making this up ...
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #92
      Re: Re-read your own reviews

      [ QUOTE ]
      My opinion is that NEWC is coo coo... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      I don't think there is enough ass in his diet ...NEWC you need to get yourself a nice girl and eat her ass...you'll probably like Van Halen then... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

      [/ QUOTE ]

      Just make sure her name isn't Valerie Bertinelli-Van Halen. We've all seen what she did to him...
      Occupy JCF

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      • #93
        Re: Re-read your own reviews

        Eh..., I wouldn't blame Val for that, it was alcohol, drugs and cigarettes that brought him down. 2 out of 3of those he inherited from his dad Jan, who also died of complications of his alcoholism. If anything Val probably helped keep him alive this long. He probably wopuldn't have seen a doc about his cancer til too late if not for her. She just had it when he started back smoking after losing half his tongue, and who could blame her for that?Think of your son Ed. I know what it's like losing your dad at a young age; don't do that to Wolfgang.
        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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        • #94
          Re: Re-read your own reviews

          Yeah Val gave him an ultimatum ...quit smokin' ..get your **** together or I'm out of here ...

          ED chose cancer , sloth , and self destruction instead...

          he could have shot heroine daily ..if he's just ate her ass once in a while.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #95
            Re: Re-read your own reviews

            Must be hard to eat ass when your tongue's been bobbed like a Dobie's tail, huh?
            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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            • #96
              Eatin\' Ass Suit On

              Thought provoking as always, Lerx. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
              Tarbaby Fraser.

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              • #97
                Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                Jeez, you two certainly know how to kill a joke. [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]
                Occupy JCF

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                • #98
                  Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                  Hey, stick that thing out and it might get pruned! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Or as Ed would say:

                  Ey, tik da tig ouw ah ih migh geh pwune!
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #99
                    Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                    Thanks for the kind words about my song guys. The funny thing was that the guy who sang on it never sang before that ever, and he made the words up as he went.

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                    • Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                      Oh yeah ...see , as soon as Ed lost half his tongue ...she bailed for another able bodied ass eater ...that slut!!!

                      I see the light now ...but who could blame her...she's still young and pretty hot ...lots of years of ass eatin' to go

                      Rumor has it she's been seen with Gene Simmons...now ain't that a b!tch... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                        Hey man, your playing is great. Post more songs.
                        Tarbaby Fraser.

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                        • Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                          Oh thank you ....OK I'll talk to John to post more of my awesomeness..

                          you are talkin' to me right..???!!! [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

                          [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                          BTW ...I was pretty impressed with VO's stuff too ...give the guy some damn credit allready.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            I've praised your stuff with John, on many occasions...he does need to post more. But, this time I was talking about VanO. He's my new hero - when he's not talking about the war. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                            Tarbaby Fraser.

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                            • Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                              I know.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • Re: Eatin\' Ass Suit On

                                War? What war?

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