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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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My opinion is that NEWC is coo coo... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I don't think there is enough ass in his diet ...NEWC you need to get yourself a nice girl and eat her ass...you'll probably like Van Halen then... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
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Just make sure her name isn't Valerie Bertinelli-Van Halen. We've all seen what she did to him...
Eh..., I wouldn't blame Val for that, it was alcohol, drugs and cigarettes that brought him down. 2 out of 3of those he inherited from his dad Jan, who also died of complications of his alcoholism. If anything Val probably helped keep him alive this long. He probably wopuldn't have seen a doc about his cancer til too late if not for her. She just had it when he started back smoking after losing half his tongue, and who could blame her for that?Think of your son Ed. I know what it's like losing your dad at a young age; don't do that to Wolfgang.
Yeah Val gave him an ultimatum ...quit smokin' ..get your **** together or I'm out of here ...
ED chose cancer , sloth , and self destruction instead...
he could have shot heroine daily ..if he's just ate her ass once in a while.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Thanks for the kind words about my song guys. The funny thing was that the guy who sang on it never sang before that ever, and he made the words up as he went.
Oh yeah ...see , as soon as Ed lost half his tongue ...she bailed for another able bodied ass eater ...that slut!!!
I see the light now ...but who could blame her...she's still young and pretty hot ...lots of years of ass eatin' to go
Rumor has it she's been seen with Gene Simmons...now ain't that a b!tch... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Oh thank you ....OK I'll talk to John to post more of my awesomeness..
you are talkin' to me right..???!!! [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
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BTW ...I was pretty impressed with VO's stuff too ...give the guy some damn credit allready.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
I've praised your stuff with John, on many occasions...he does need to post more. But, this time I was talking about VanO. He's my new hero - when he's not talking about the war. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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