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  • #16
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    Bill, awesome story, glad you both made out alive. As for the black talons, you definately saved your partners life, because if he would have gotten closer, and shot with one of them, it would have been BAD. For those who dont know what black talons do, when they hit you, they open up like a star, spin, and shred everything in its path... inside of you...

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    • #17
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      Dude it was a lowly Corrections officer from Vermont that broke my neck...Story time!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      This is how I left the job..Stuka you just sparked the story,,

      brace yourself for this crap..While assigned at Cleveland Hopkins airport I recieved a radio assignment that a plane was being diverted to Cleveland for a very large intoxicated violent male passenger assaulting the stewardesses and one of the captains..There was numerous calls due to the severity of the situation on board and I had to get to the jetway as soon as possible . Well the plane pulled up to the jetway and was anxiously awaiting my arrival as I'm running down the concourse as fast as I can to get there.
      Upon my arival I immediately heard a loud disturbance ..They opened the plane door and everyone was in a panic..I immediately noticed two female stewardess that need immediate medical attention , hysterical and bloody quickly existing the plane and a Captain with his face already swollen. Before I could get any information of who the suspect was ...The supect found me ...an inraged , highly out of control white 6' 3" , 335 lb. male screaming at the top of his lungs "I'm a dangerous man" over and over again. Due to all the people on board in such close quarters I could not draw my weapon in fear of injuring a passenger. At this time I ordered him to cease his actions as his lunged , grabbed and tackled me causing us both to fall to the floor with him on top of me ..punching and thrashing. My instinct made me grab him by his face/head and I was pushing my thumbs as hard as I can into his eyes causing him to let go ..I immediately reversed my position and straddled on top of him giving him several blows to the face and head. By this time my partner just arrived and we both were striking and struggling with this male and attempted to hancuff him without success ..three more officers arrived and at that time we were able to subdue and cuff this male . Everyone was cheering ..I remeber hearing that but nobody attempted to help or assist at all. Now it was at this time I was able to gather some information. This male was cut of alcohol on board because he became extremely beligerant and unruley . When they cut him off the booze this male became inraged and punched a woman stewardess in the facial area breaking her jaw . He then attacked another female twisting her arm until he broke her rotor cuff and her arm out of socket. One of the captains exited the cockpit to assist his flight crew only to get beatin' severely ..he rushed back into the cockpit and locked the door because this male was punching and kicking the cockpit door trying to gain access. They were only minutes from cleveland at that time.

      This man was a 42 yr. old Vermont Corrections officer on board with his wife . His wife stated to me while crying that "he does this all the time"..

      He kept resisting and wouldn't walk down the concourse ...so I assist him my giving him a "come along" grabing his thumb while behind his back while cuffed and bending it backwards as hard as I could ...pain compliance....it even works on very numb drunk people.
      Once I got him too the office and noticed that I was in severe pain and extremely pissed to put it mildly. I put him in the 6 X 6 holding cell while I removed my weapon and duty belt , I also took off my shirt and ordered my partners to remove his cuffs. Well I went into the holding cell with this male alone with four officers watching me and watching for any "witnesses" ...let's just say I got a little payback for a few minutes.. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

      I went home in severe pain and that night I cried like a baby due to such sever untolerable pain ..the very next morning I couldn't move at all . My wife took me to the hospital and discovered that my neck was severely injured and ordered me to get an MRI the next day...well the MRI reaveled that I recieved four severely herniated and fractured discs between cervical C-2 and c-6 , cusing a pinched radial nerve to my left arm and fingers , the very fingers I play guitar with.....END of story

      The attorney general from Vermont called me at home and I had to go there and testify against this man. I went there made my deposition and came home . He recieved five years in prison for felonious assault on police officer and three more counts of felonious assault for the flight crew victims...plus $25,000 in FAA fines ...needless to say he lost his job.

      So here I am two years later at home telling you guys all about it...eating hordes of free pain meds compliments of the state of Ohio.
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #18
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        [ QUOTE ]

        Same goes for firefighters, bomb squads and the like.
        [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

        Em

        [/ QUOTE ] Boy, us lowly corrections officers don't even rate, huh? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Out of the public eye, out of the public mind. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] Bill, that was some serious sh1t. Glad you're not a cop anymore, bro.

        [/ QUOTE ]

        I said.. "and the like". [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        But you're right, folks don't often think of the cops that work on the inside like that.
        Correctional officer - that would be a scary job.
        I watched a show once about a prison and all the security measures they had implemented. They talked about how things were before the measures were taken, and how much better things were afterwards. I can't remember the prison now, but the inmates that were in there were all mad.

        Em

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        • #19
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          Dude.

          That just sucks Bill. No two ways about it. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

          Em

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          • #20
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            Yeah working the jail sucks I wouldn't want that job ...damn their pain in the asses ..."when do I get my phone call" ..."I need some toilet paper" ..I heard that crap in my sleep when I was working as jailer and booking ...friggin' animals man!

            Em , I would want to go to the middle east as well ...man I couldn't imagine that ...I am so thankful that we have those great people over there kickin' ass for us ...I know I couldn't take the heat in that hellhole ...or those conditions..that has to suck ass.. but I'm sure the guys are making the best out of it. That happends , good partners and friends really get you thru ...there is a bond that last a lifetime with some of those people ...I really miss the guys to be honest ...they still call me and keep in touch...The things you experience with them ...you'll never forget.

            Like Carl I love that guy..I always will

            How'd you like my plane story ...that really sucked! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #21
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              Oh I just got your response Em...yeah that did suck ...I really do miss those fuggin' guys..I sure had some fun times even though there was so much BS to deal with..


              OK I think I need to take a nap ..I still didn't go to bed yet...I'm a zombie!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sleep.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #22
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                A number of years ago a few friends and I went to Cleveland, to see an Nsync concert. We got lost and were rolling through Little Italy, in our rented Taurus and stopped a cop to ask for directions. This cop spies our Nsync and Backstreet Boys tshirts and starts hassling us. So, you fellas are fans of the boy bands, are ya? That's pussy music - you guys need to listen to some metal." After he finishes naming about 300 bands, I say, "Dude, we're just looking for directions so how about shutting up and helping." The bald dik then takes a swing at me, so I duck it and return fire with a massive right hand to the nose. The gay goateed LaVey lookin' goombah goes down HARD. I mean really hard - his head snaps way back and drops flat on his back. He starts to moan and writhe and my buddies offer to help him up and tells us to, "get directions from the liquor store."
                We get the hell out of there, get directions from some crack wh&*re and head on over to the show.

                Anyway, we stay in Cleveland a for about a week, enjoying the beautiful scenery that Cleveland has to offer and we hear some cops talking, at Dunkin Donuts, about how one of their "brothers" was jacked by a big sonofobitch and he broke his neck. [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img] Figures he'd tell his cop buddies that version. But my buds and I know the real deal. What a puss...own up to the real version man. I'd like to find that guy and finish what I started.
                Tarbaby Fraser.

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                • #23
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                  Story #1: I receive a call to a residence at about 20:00. I arrive at residence and they told me that Tina was raped by grandpa and they thought this had been going on for a while.
                  My first wuestions was " Where is grandpa?"....they said he was in his den and didn't even know I was there.....in the back ground you can here another woman crying hysterically something like ".....I knew he was crazy.....I can't beleive he raped my little Tina...".....Yeah....another "sick uncle" report as we called them.
                  My next question was , obviously, " Where is Tina?".....and can you guess what the answer was?? That's right.....she was in the den with grandpa. Now, I am not the smartest person in the world, but, don't you think they probably should have gotten Tina away from grandpa? Not these fruits.

                  Well, before I get into the den, grandpa's sone pulls me to the side and tells me that grandpa has Alzheimers. Great!!!! not only is he raping Tina, but, every time he does....its like the first time to him.

                  I jump into the den and see grandpa petting a dog........I said to the others " Where is Tina?!"

                  Yup, you guessed it...Tina was the dog. I look at grandpa and say " Are you having sex with that dog?" He gives me this **** eating grin , shrugs his shoulders gives me that snidely " hee hee hee hee".

                  Yup....grandpa was caught giving the dog a "bone".

                  So, what do I do?? The dog wasnt complaining....the dog obviously still liked grandpa.....he has a disease our jail wasn't equipped to handle. Hell, the dog could have given consent as far as I know. -Lou
                  " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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                  • #24
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                    So how old was this "Dog" Lou? Do ya think she might have been a little f'ed up?
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6M4lm9Ahz0

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                    • #25
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                      Oh you fukkers.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Jimmy ..Now I remember you ass holes..you dirty bastages!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Lou ..That was a work of art...nice , I would have done the same thing ..and got the hell outta there while laughing my ass off..I think I would have lost it right there ...I had to leave many households trying to supress my belly laughs..once I did that with a greiving family that just lost grandma....yeah that may sound cruel but there is a reason ..

                      I will tell you my dead grandma story later ...when I get some sleep first!! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #26
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                        [ QUOTE ]
                        A number of years ago a few friends and I went to Cleveland, to see an Nsync concert. We got lost and were rolling through Little Italy, in our rented Taurus and stopped a cop to ask for directions. This cop spies our Nsync and Backstreet Boys tshirts and starts hassling us. So, you fellas are fans of the boy bands, are ya? That's pussy music - you guys need to listen to some metal." After he finishes naming about 300 bands, I say, "Dude, we're just looking for directions so how about shutting up and helping." The bald dik then takes a swing at me, so I duck it and return fire with a massive right hand to the nose. The gay goateed LaVey lookin' goombah goes down HARD. I mean really hard - his head snaps way back and drops flat on his back. He starts to moan and writhe and my buddies offer to help him up and tells us to, "get directions from the liquor store."
                        We get the hell out of there, get directions from some crack wh&*re and head on over to the show.

                        Anyway, we stay in Cleveland a for about a week, enjoying the beautiful scenery that Cleveland has to offer and we hear some cops talking, at Dunkin Donuts, about how one of their "brothers" was jacked by a big sonofobitch and he broke his neck. [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img] Figures he'd tell his cop buddies that version. But my buds and I know the real deal. What a puss...own up to the real version man. I'd like to find that guy and finish what I started.

                        [/ QUOTE ] That's a classic! Bill Z Bub floored by boy band fan! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Scott
                        Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                        • #27
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                          "Yup, you guessed it...Tina was the dog. I look at grandpa and say " Are you having sex with that dog?" He gives me this **** eating grin , shrugs his shoulders gives me that snidely " hee hee hee hee".

                          Okay... I miss read. I thought he was getting some little girl to act like a dog! Okay...I think I would have ran! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6M4lm9Ahz0

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                          • #28
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                            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] @ the last couple of stories. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I almost thought Jimmy was being serious until he said "gay goateed LaVey lookin' goombah". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] @ Bill's airplane story... jeez... that's some scary stuff right there. I can't believe it was so bad to still cause you pain. That guy needs to rot. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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                            • #29
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                              You don't know how much I get that LeVey thing ...people who don't even know me .."you know who you look like"...my response ..."yeahh I know".

                              Yep that big , stupid , drunken dick did a real number on me ...but I won , I got him back good...believe me! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

                              I passed out last night so no stories ..I'll get to one soon....going out to do some metal shopping today! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #30
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                                Hey Bill, how common is for the police to hand out private "paybacks" to problem prisoners?
                                "Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666

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