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  • #31
    Re: Cops, post your cool stories

    It depends really ... If they visciously assualt a fellow officer. Then It's my personal duty to see that this person will think twice before doing such a thing ever again..

    on the other hand I arrested numerous felons that were laughing and joking with me while I'm booking them..

    Give me a problem ...you'll get it back 10 fold.

    Treat me with respect and It will be mutual...

    Where I'm from the police is the bad guys ....these kids remember when they took mom or dad to jail "for no reason"..that's the problen right there ..this mindset is epidemic of people mostly under the age of 30 it seems ...

    Older generations seem to more respectfull and accountable for their actions.

    The problem is always the same ..Mom is a crackwhore with 3-5 kids with all different fathers...and none of them are in the picure...

    Or even worse Crackwhore momma is in jail and great grandma who is 90 has custody of all five kids that she can't control...that's the problem!

    No accountabilty / Responsibilty / and it's always the "Po Po" that picking on them...
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #32
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      Amen! Kids need their Dad...So remember that when dipping the wick! Too many kid's have grown up without a father figure and that is the biggest social problem IMO.

      I just fukkin pisses me off to hear some womens lib type getting some goo injected artificially so she can have a kid without a man. Do they really think that a father is irrelevant? That so sexist! I do believe in equal right BTW.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6M4lm9Ahz0

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      • #33
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        [ QUOTE ]
        So remember that when dipping the wick!

        [/ QUOTE ]

        I almost read that as "Whipping the dick". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #34
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          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That's what my wife does to me. [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]
          Tarbaby Fraser.

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          • #35
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            Anyone wants another story tonight...

            I may have time to share another ..after my wife worships the PP..she better! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            I'm a little edgy.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

            She rented The Passion of that dude.. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #36
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              Your stories are always welcome and highly anticipated. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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              • #37
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                Bring it !

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                • #38
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                  We need a story billy boy

                  J

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                  • #39
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                    OK guys ...But I'm sick as a freakin' dog right now .. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

                    Not having a good day.. my back , neck and head is killing me sooo much ..I'm pukin'.

                    I'll get to a story ...I promise ..

                    I also have to finish my metal list too ...but I can't today ...ahhh ahhh.. [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

                    sorry man..
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #40
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                      No worries dude. Hope you're feeling better soon bro.

                      Jamesy

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                      • #41
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                        Bill, I ALWAYS enjoy reading YOUR posts DUDE!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                        • #42
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                          This thread certainly needs to be bumped, I enjoy hearing Bill's CrAzY!!! stories!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                          • #43
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                            OK guys , I'm feelin' a tad better...

                            OK my very first dead body assignment ... Well that day I was working with the legendary Jack .. Jack is the real deal man ...25 years on the streets , a total womanizer and a boozer (Jack Daniels) , married three times and has five kids from all his marriages , once he flipped over his car just coming to work one day , listens to the oldies station while working and smokes big stinky cigars in the zone car...I love this man!!!

                            Well me and Jack recieve a radio assignment to respond to a "dead body , probable natural" ...When we arrive we our met by the grieving family who just lost their grandma.. They looked like nice people as a matter of fact their was a couple cuties there needing comfort as well so I wanted to be on my best behavior ...since it was my first "dead body" ...remember what you learned in the police academy Bill ..."show empathy and be nothing but professional" ...So OK ....I could do that.

                            While I'm getting some information from the dead woman's son , Jack went into the rear of the home into the bathroom where the woman was found by a family member just about a hour prior...

                            So as I'm getting all the info from the son I see Jack comming back and he pulls me to the side and said ..."she's all ready for you Bill"...I looked at him with a puzzled look and he says .."go see" so I eased past all the grieving members of the family and two other adult males (they were brothers) by the bathroom door ...I asked if they were OK and then ask if I can see her and they just pointed to the bathroom..well as I reluctantly walked between them into the doorway of the bathroom ...Jacks words kept repeating in my head .."She's all ready for you"..."she's ready for you" ...."she's ready" ..."she's ready".. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                            well at this time I looked into the bathroom and saw a old white female lady on her knees bent over with her ass facing the door with a big purple ring around her ass" ...the ring was from the toilet seat where she died before falling forward in this horrible resting position ..."she's ready"......well I tried ...man did I friggin' try ...but this built up laugh just explosed out of me but I pressed my lips together as hard as I could to snuff the laughter ...and when I did that I made this loud noise resembling when you do a fake fart by blowing on your hand ...that just added the fuel....

                            I went into a supressed laughing siezure in front of all the grieving folks and so ran past Jack ...who had the look of horror on his face and I ran back to the Zone Car ...

                            Jack came out to the Zone Car where I couldn't breathe ...I just couldn't friggin' breathe ...and I was holding my side from a sharp laughin' spasm...Jack started laughin' too and told me he'd take care of it ....

                            He went back inside and said that that was my first call of this nature and I got a little "upset" ...so those cuties came out and offered me coffee....how nice of them ...I said I was OK ...

                            I told them I love my grandma too... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #44
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                              Mean, but bwahahahaha [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              Jamesy

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                              • #45
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                                Hehe, heard that one before too...

                                Bill, what about that attempted suicude where the dude missed and blew his lower jaw off with the 357? Umm, Ooops!

                                Or maybe the time you guys pulled me over for doing 90 in a 60? You Bastages...

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